Mmmno

So the voices are making interesting points rn...

[depsidase]

[throathole]

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

[throathole]

So true… I have never gained anything useful from tone indicators except for learning that some sentences suddenly end in a handjob

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[waitafrikk]

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

[lunyselene]

terry pratchett is the only person who actually knew how to use a pregnant pause

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[hairspraywhore]

>no idea what a tumblr accent even is

>”oozes off of me like a thick miasma”

[psych-is-the-name]

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

[daniislinky]

if a ship has “you’re the only one who understands me” energy then i am immediately into it. bonus points if it is incredibly toxic, doomed, and riddled with psychosexual tension. extra bonus points if one or both parties involved absolutely hate how connected they are

[plaidos]

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

[sachermorte]

eternally painful that you can't socialize without people expecting you to talk. sometimes I just want to be around. like a cat

[eloves-off]

Eridian Mating Committee (not any kind of an official committee, just a horny alien-loving Grace fanclub that's allowed to get away with too much) that keeps trying to flirt with Grace via notes, and, needless to say, fails miserably every time.

[tired-chaos-0]

I consider it both a personal and societal failing that we didn't come up with this earlier.

[eloves-off]

Eridian Mating Committee (not any kind of an official committee, just a horny alien-loving Grace fanclub that's allowed to get away with too much) that keeps trying to flirt with Grace via notes, and, needless to say, fails miserably every time.

[willgrahamscock]

computah, remove ai from everything

[willgrahamscock]

computah, destroy all ai data centers

[redstonedust]

whenever i start up minecraft m like yeah im gonna build a nice little starter house and take it slow and then im 3 days in with several farms and a villager set up and no roof over my head. male living space ass situation every time.

[cungadero]

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

[hellallamerican]

[segamascott]

[tired-chaos-0]

I love my discord friends with all my heart

But on occasion I make the hop from a discord server to tumblr and get severely jumpscared by intellect.

Woah, we're engaging in intellectual discussions that account for multiple perspectives and the humour is a pleasant balance between sardonic, intellectual and meaningless?

And oh gosh there's art and ai hate?

It's always been you babe she never meant anything to me

[log6]

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

[ostolero]

[finelythreadedsky]