[shitpostinguniverse]

[garlic-but-gay]

Dawg

[funnytwittertweets]

[tiltlhat]

TIL, that at the Universeity of California, Berkeley, a worm and a fly collided at high speed in a laboratory at the University. The worm was traveling at approximately 1 meter per second and the fly was traveling at approximately 2 meters per second. The impact of the collision caused the fly to be knocked unconscious and the worm to be killed instantly.

[aflo]

this is what they’re doing in the large hadron collider every day

[imaginingfromtheblock]

[aelric]

obsessed with this image

[residentevil-4]

now you're just making shit up

[mortalityplays]

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

[pyaasa]

[plaguedocboi]

Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel

Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

[natalieironside]

Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

[tiktaalic]

in complete hysterics over this

[weaver-z]

4chan anons are going to be out of a job at this rate

[toskarin]

I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered "kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt" being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it

and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.

[ankle-beez]

Welcome to the United States of America where if you want to be safe from guns you die if you want to get a safe abortion you die if you're gay you die if you're black you die if you're a woman you die if you're disabled you die if you're a kid you die if you're a POC you die if you're trans you die and no one will do anything about it because some stupid cuntrags that are two steps away from tripping on a staircase and dying cling to some dipshit beliefs from over 6 decades ago and decide to make it everyone's problem

[senatortedcruz]

Evil evil evil evil I hope you freaks NEVER get to raise kids!!

[mioxenoblade]

I didnt realize Elon Musk had other kids from before Grimes, but learning he has an 18 year old trans daughter who is legally filing a name change to match her gender identity and so she'll no longer be related to her father in name really puts his "pronouns suck" "this isnt your heart" shenanigans into a much worse light.