Nimfii

A total dumpster fire

[rocksinmuffin]

Yandere characters are something I just love in fiction so much. I just think there’s something inherently erotic about someone who loves so deeply that it makes them unwell. Someone who loves you so hard it hurts. It’s just the perfect combination of romance and horror; two great tastes that taste great together like peanut butter and chocolate or a french fry dipped in a milkshake. The only thing sexier than an evil unhinged man is an evil unhinged man who worships the ground you walk on and would do anything to have you. I don’t make the rules.

[queeniehostapasta]

(Scuttles from my cave and slaps your dashboard with this) Bloody Raditz appreciation day!!! 😋 (not his blood lmao)

Just imagine the sound of a loud af and messy cleaning/grooming session in the back of your mind, he’s not finesse for it at all

[slimetony]

*puts hand on your shouder* its ok dont cry. I know what it feels like to get run over by a car one million times. Forwards and backwards. Until you get really flat and dont have any blood left.

[slimetony]

I dont care if thats not what youre going through. I just wanted to say something crazy. Can i have a few dollars from your wallet

[oplhimepriestess]

| Charred Gold Naga | :OPEN:

This boy is for sale currently~ Check out my bluesky for deets on him!

[politicalblade]

They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

[ghostofbriggiesmalls]

Exclusive: Intelligence Dossier Compares Luigi Mangione to ‘Robin Hood’

The document from a state fusion center cites high health care costs as a key source of instability in the country.

“The dossier adds that the public ‘may view the ensuing manhunt and subsequent arrest of Mangione as NYPD, and largely policing as a whole, as a tool that is willing to expend massive resources to protect the wealthy, while the average citizen is left to their own means for personal security.’”

[sarahseeandersen]

[jorongbak]

Someone please ask Nappa, old man deserves recognition for raising a gremlin that's too big and another gremlin that's too small

[kokytea]

We require more angry as fuck Anya

[babyfinnmertens]

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

[markiplier]

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

[stlptr]

[cowcat44]

This is not ok xDD

[Dragon Ball] vibe with “HG Vegeta”

Source

[awkwardvegetaphotos]

Y’know, I’d be crying too with a pole impaling my ass. 

Crying with joy.

[uglydbzmerch]

Actually a good figure but if anything belongs here to go in my “poked in the butt” tag, this does.

[uglydbzmerch]

Excellent tags, thank you, @blueper-saiyan .

[flowersforabel]

It doesn't matter if it's your OC, you shouldn't lewd a minor

Finneas is a 24 year old grown man.

[flowersforabel]

Girl I do no know how to explain that the vast majority of adults used to be children.

[punchline229]

The tags are all great here but this one made me look at it for a couple seconds. I don’t recall jesus being born an adult im very certain he was also a baby at some point

[starfieldcanvas]

there’s a very popular holiday about it, in fact

[winsbuck]

Wait wait they are saying its okay to sexualize Jesus and no one else

[wingedknightrose]

“Thou shalt sexualize no other men before me.”

-Jesus

[afeelgoodblog]

[marinella-ela]

[juliathefacesofevil]

there must be a better place you could be doing that

[tomboyfemboy]

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

[candyspider-deactivated20230731]

mario party minigame

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[internetwesley]

[bruntalism]