Random Junk

Gay Treasure / Adult / Ai Hater / Tired 24/7

[tiredspider]

This pride month I will be changing my profile description from “Gay Trash” to “Gay Treasure” to show my ongoing commitment of supporting the LGBTQIA+ community.

[rain-44]

The embrace that feels like home

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“you cannot ship these two fictional characters because—” actually I can because they are not real people. they are just toys I play with. you cannot apply real-world morality to fiction or how strangers play with their imaginary toys in their imaginary sandboxes.

you can, however, curate your own internet experience by minding your own business, muting/blocking/scrolling past what upsets you but does not hurt anyone in real life in any way, shape or form.

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[scientia-rex]

My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified.

[scientia-rex]

It’s 10:31pm and I will live forever. What do you mean I have to be at my doctor’s appointment at 7:10am. Who are you. Why are you Satan

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[catchymemes]

[targetedknowledge]

[jareckiworld]

Pavel Tchelitchew (1898-1957) — Prince Charming [oil on canvas, 1956]

[willgrahamscock]

the most essential part of a fandom are those people who immediately tell you to write it, draw it, make it when you share your ideas, you have no idea how many fanworks are born just because someone encouraged it

[jeniferprince]

Entwined 🧡

patreon // buy prints here

[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

[meatdiaz]

this is going straight into the greatest hits of my inbox

[eternal-fractal]

Jokes on them my pussy calcifys when aroused

[miniar]

In all seriousness though... clits also firm up through 100% same mechanism as dicks because the two are essentially the same organ just differently proportioned... if you have any of that you are capable of getting "hard"

[eternal-fractal]

Mine gets harder than all of yours though. Mine mineralizes. It fossilizes. I'm harder than a man or woman could ever be.

[miniar]

You should probably have that looked at but honestly if it doesn't bother you then you do you I guess.

[eternal-fractal]

You wouldn't believe how many geologists I pull

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Official Pussy Post

[pansyfemme]

“penises” or “vaginas” aren’t actually real physical objects with a function. they exist solely as metaphors and to influence imagery in weird art films

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official Metaphussy Post

[y2kcompatible]

[sunshine-tattoo]

man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???

i don’t even know what to say here.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official PTSD Post