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In 10th place,
How did we get here? We walked, believe it or not. You were not entirely lucid.
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"If two men have sex with each other, is that feminist because no women are being sexualized, or anti-feminist because it doesn't pass the bechdel test?"
REACTION SPEED [Easy: Success] - Anti-feminist because no women are getting laid.
RHETORIC [Medium: Success] - Anti-feminist. It's only feminist if a woman is present and not being sexualized. Otherwise it's just another male-driven narraative.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Easy: Success] - Feminist. Women love yaoi.
EMPATHY [Medium: Success] - It's deeply misogynistic because they're speaking over women.
INLAND EMPIRE [Formidable: Success] - Actually it's fine because two fully clothed women are standing in the OR operating view room, commenting like Statler and Waldorf.
SAVOIR FAIRE [Medium: Success] - It's only feminist if it was written by a straight woman.
CONCEPTUALIZATION [Impossible : Success] - Depends on whether the men are lesbians. Hope this helps.
DRAMA [Easy: Success] - Whatever makes straight people who have to listen to this argument most uncomfortable.
LOGIC [Legendary: Success] - Two men are only allowed to have sex with each other if they're in the same room as at least two women, and those women need to introduce themselves and have a conversation that's not about the men having sex in the room.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT [Easy: Success] - That's a lot of work to be putting on women.
SUGGESTION [Heroic: Success] - In a way, it could be yuri. That's sex two women could be having... but they aren't. Why? That's the yuri itself... the longing.
I don't know; I kind of think that our culture is based around systematic denial of human limitations. I mean, there's the eight-hour work day (which is about 4 hours longer than most people are consistently able to remain productive); buffing your qualifications on job applications (which everyone needs to do to some extent, because everyone else is doing it); the expectation of multitasking, even though it's not really possible; academics are running around with impostor syndrome, ultimately because there's only so many books that an individual is capable of reading, while a bunch of liars and grifters pretend that they're experts at *everything* and are held up as thought leaders. Billionaires are held up as if they're just incredibly hard workers, photoshopped movie stars held up as if they're just incredibly beautiful. We feel guilty for not being something that never has and can never exist.
Siobhán Hapaska, Robot, 2001 // Pang Maokun, Destiny 命运; Hand in Hand 牵手, 2019 // Shorra, Death of a Cyborg (after The First Mourning by William-Adolphe Bouguereau), 2015
“understand the palm of my hand, bitch” is such a raw line you’d think it came from shakespeare but it’s actually from the 2015 PlayStation 4 exclusive Until Dawn
whenever I come back to disco elysium I feel that one mitski lyric in the marrow of my bones. the one that goes like: "I cry at the start of every movie/ cause I guess I wish I was making things too."
because how am I ever going to make something like that??? and yet at the same time, what a relief that it exists!!! and then comes the realisation that everyone is perhaps feeling like this all the time.
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