Just here to scream into the textpost void

I'm a FTM trans demiboy, demisexual, panromantic, green witch. Call me Felix! I'm just here to do as my title says, scream into the textpost void. I'll post about random shit that may or may not be interesting. Most likely not interesting, and most likely stupid or gay, if it's about me, then it's both. Have fun browsing this small corner of the vast chaos that is the internet.

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So my sister came to visit

We were watching a show and one INTENSE sex scene came on, girls in leather bunny suits, whips, good lord it was a lot. And we were in the living room, everyone was home, the volume was high, my dad was sitting with us asking us to watch something else or skip the scene Dad: THIS IS UNHOLY My sister: *an adult and closet bisexual who has perfected the art of pretending to not be interested in women, just casually eating her sandwich* Me: *a demisexual with no fear, casually eating my sandwich*

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Poly Couple: *exists* Me: I love you, you are precious and wonderful and I wish all the best for you

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Learned a few things about my cats

1: Ross(7Yo), my big blonde beautiful bastard, loves to be swaddled like a burrito and curl up under blankets like a fluffy turtle. 2: Huck(1Yo), tries to pick up things with his front paws and walk with it like a squirrel, he pretty much always fails. 3: Charlie(5Yo), LOVES belly rubs so much that when you go to pet him, he will roll over to get belly rubs. This included when he is on high places and is too stupid to realize he’s going to fall off.

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My boyfriend is the best

I love him, he makes me feel important, I want to marry him

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Almost done!

Going back for my last few shots in may, WOO! I’m even a little less scared of needles now. Antivirus software is almost fully installed on this meat computer.

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MOHAWK IS REVERSE MULLET

that is all

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Tea

French Vanilla tea with White Chocolate Raspberry creamer is my fucking life blood.

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My boyfriend made the poem even better

The Loss of a Daughter

Where has she gone? Her lengthy flowing auburn hair, gone with the breeze Has she left us? Has she perished? Gone like the leaves off the ever-dying trees Like a witch with magic, she’s vanished! The village people gravitate towards the center Around the bonfire of grievance To mourn the loss of a beloved But alas! From the ashes, as if a Phoenix, he arises from the flames! Alas, he arises to mourn himself Or rather the person he once was The village people don’t see him They only miss her The one he used to be Overlooked, as if he isn’t there As he grieves the loss of his family The village continues to wail in grief For their lost daughter While their son is secluded in misery

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My boyfriend is like, fucking amazing. He wrote this poem for a school assignment, I’m so proud of him and you must look at this trans poem.

The Loss of a Daughter

Where has she gone? Has she left us? Has she perished? Tis as if she’s fallen off the face of the earth! The village gathers in the center To mourn the loss of a beloved But alas! From the ashes, as if a Phoenix, he arises! Alas, he arises, only to be rejected Overlooked, as if he isn’t there As he grieves the loss of his family The village continues to wail in grief For their lost daughter While their son is secluded in misery

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So, a few months ago I got my wisdom teeth out

Turns out, that during the time where I was loopy as fuck, I did only two strange things. 1: I spent the car ride home talking about how Hawkeye is a little bitch. (I’m sorry to anyone who likes him, idk why I did it) 2: When I got home, I got in bed and sang “you are my sunshine” until I fell asleep without closing my door(I have my door locked whenever I’m in my room, because I’m fucking paranoid.), slept for 24 hours.

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I love the nurse who gave me my shots

So, I’m trans. Her and I ended up talking about pronouns and stuff, and she asked me about nonbinary pronouns, what they are and how to use them. I told her what I new, and I just, I was so happy that she even asked. 

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So, idea

Next time I run into someone that’s homophobic/transphobic/etc, instead of walking away or getting pissed, I think I’m gonna start a conversation. Like “Hey, my name is Felix. My favorite color is blue, I like lobster and video games. My favorite games are Portal and Skyrim, how about you?”. Instead of going to debate, what about humanizing myself? Instead of jumping right into that, just say “Hey, I know we don’t agree, but I’m a person just like you, and I deserve the same respect. And to honor that, I’ll give you that respect as well.” Replace anger with empathy, with a open hand, a willingness to teach and learn. I mean, god fucking DAMN it’s gonna be hard, but shit I gotta start somewhere I guess

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So, my birthday is Sept 22nd

I share that birthday with Bilbo, Frodo, Ross(my 2nd cat, named after Ross Scott) and the fuckin minecraft villagers. And tbh, this, this shit is what makes me feel so important.

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BRUHHHHHHHHHHH

MY MOM JUST CALLED ME “SIR” AND SHE MEANT IT SERIOUSLY AND NOT AS A JOKE, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES

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This came into my head and I need to get it out. I’m both sorry, but also very proud of myself.

A is for All star, B is for Boomer, C is for CursedImages, D is for Deja'vu, E is for E-Girl, F is for Furry, G is for GOT 'EM, H is for He Had to do it to em, I is for Iridocyclitis, J is for Just Do It, K is for Kyle, L is for Ligma, M is for Mitochondria the powerhouse of the cell, N is for Neck Beard, O is for Ozone, P is for Pukicho our lord and savoir, Q is for Queer, R is for Racist, S is for Shrek, T is for Thot, U is for UWU, V is for Vine, W is for Waluigi, X is for Xbox, Y is for yeet, Z is for Zoinks

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Things I say constantly in my head

1. Ah, yes, a bastard. 2. *HELL NOISES* 3. ya yeet 4. I’ll cut a bitch 5. This would be perfect for witchcraft 6. *nyan cat song on loop* 7. Spooky scary skeletons, I’m gonna steal you spine 8. I should really bust this bitch’s knee caps 9. Mtn Dew give me strength 10. I’m too gay for this 11. I need another cat 12. Wow these vibes are gross 13. ....what did I eat today? 14. I should really stop 15. I wanna pet a hedgehog 16. Where’s my son 17. What would my brain people do 18. I want to read, ADHD stop being a dick and let me read 19. *ideas for stories I’m never going to finish* 20: *gay* 21. I wanna move out 22. Gotta write that one down for therapy 23. I’m gonna look at memes 24. Wait, will mom let me go to bed at 7pm 25. I’m going to bed anyways

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I sat on the deck for trick-or-treat to pass out candy, my cat Charlie is attached at my hip so he stayed outside the entire time on the deck with me, even though he was scared of the random loud people. There was a little kid that hugged him without warning, but instead of scratching and panicking, Charlie just nuzzled the kid’s face. After that he was much happier to greet all the trick-or-treaters, and they were all happy to see him either sitting behind me like a gargoyle or cradled in my lap like a baby. It was a magical night.