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we're not kids anymore.
todays bird
Three Goblin Art
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oozey mess
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#extradirty
shark vs the universe
$LAYYYTER
trying on a metaphor
Love Begins
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@bigfinker
Hello !! I think your account is so cool ! perfect for art fight account decoration :0 Would you mind doing silly clown themed dividers with the primary colors if possible ? there oddly hard to find - :o)
Silly Clown Circus
Some silly little clowns for all your art fight needs! ❤️💙💛
Please credit @pixopix, likes and reblogs are appreciated!
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i wish twitch was chill about sex work. thinking about speedrunning a game but i have a chat controlled vibrator in. redeems or donations or gift subs or bits or whatever trigger the vibrator at different strengths, and i just have to try to beat whatever game im speedrunning. idk i think it would be really awesome
hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!
are you thirty? have a sip!
are you hungry? have a spack!
have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.
are you stick? purt your indies!
do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!
are you tired? break your togs!
do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.
are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!
I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)
woahhh she’s been forcefemming me? well that explains the boobs and the hips and the ass and the feminine haircut and the voice training and the bottom surgery consultation and the collar and leash and the girls who call me a good girl and the eyeliner and the black lipstick and the copy of whipping girl on my bookshelf and the new name and pronouns and gender identity
invites you over so my system littles can immediately seize front and make you watch cartoons with them
why are we not giving robot girls damascus steel parts. give her beautiful swirls and lines and patterns. theres so much you can do with damascus, too
Post that debuffs you.
💞 In heat You feel insatiable.
💦 Leaking It just won't stop...
💫 Dazed / Lightheaded It's hard to focus!
🐾 Something is shifting... You're body is changing.
🕶 Blinded Who turned out the lights!
🔒 Bound You are unable to move!
⏱ Slowed You just can't keep up anymore! At least it's not Stop. Yet.
💧 Overwhelming Lust Your body isn't listening to you anymore, it only knows Need.
🌒 Drowsy The sandman awaits.
❌ Petrifying You feel stiff. There's still time!
🔈 Silence No one can hear you scream. Or say anything else for that matter.
💋 Charmed You're enraptured by your foe!
✨ Perception Altered You obediently believe everything you're told.
🧠 Brain Drain Thinking is just so.... uhm...
🤏 Shrinking...? It's hard to explain but you feel... smaller.
☣ Poisoned This one is purely negative, you might want an antidote or something.
Oh this can definitely be a fun little ask/tag game. 👍
Send the person who reblogged this the emojis of what they should be inflicted with.
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did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning
did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it
force plural is such an easy mission. everyone is already a system you just have to make them notice.
Though on the topic of plurality and identityplay, a few of my friends have or have had designated 'sandbox' headmates for the explicit purpose of doing fucked up identityplay with. And 'sandbox identity' is one of the hottest categories of existence. Literally created to be rewritten over and over, to have its modes of presentation, name, beliefs, histories, favorite colors, and feelings about others changed according to others whims. Truly something special.
Okay because I am horrifically indecisive,
Do I make those 3d printable ankle cage?
Yeah do it
No, that's dumb
Found them through this post but here's pics of them.
Thingiverse link
I think this would be a fun thing to have, but sizing it for my feet and wrangling my 3d printer would be a hassle. Plus it might be a waste of filament.
This having 28 votes and two reblogs is annoying. What ever happened to "reblog for reach" I'm trying to do the funny public humiliation that all the cool girls do on here.
Anyway uhh... reblog for reach I guess. If I get enough I might consider wearing them long term.... >~<
can u not post not safe for woik 🥺
shoutout to @girlballs for the original post! shoutout to @ganglemanva.com for the audio!!
The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.
Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.
It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.
ケモミミモドキのひみつ - [akai sashimi]
do you ever feel a desperate hunger to be anything other than what you are
