[ven0moth]

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

[next-level-charli]

[silenthill2bornfromawish4k]

………

[kibumkim]

is she blind?

[coat]

She looked it right in the eye and said ‘no’ lmao

[beyonsesa]

camp looked back like 

[ruinedchildhood]

[opposite-directions]

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

[fistinginferno]

jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like ‘that’s some classic jack black right there’ and not even question it

[just-shower-thoughts]

If santa keeps track of “naughty” kids every “year”, and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.

[majere636]

The Purge: Season’s Greetings.

[shitpostempire]

[c-bassmeow]

Technology is amazing Duo Lingo was an app designed to help you learn languages now she’s a singer telling me not to answer my aint shit ex boyfriends calls 

[iridentist]

if anyone ever tells you that english isn’t ridiculous remember that the reason why we have a silent b in debt is because a group of guys got together to standardise english spelling and got to the word debt, which at the time was primarily spelled either ‘dett’ or ‘det’. so they basically went:

‘everyone speaks latin, right? so let’s put a silent b in debt. like debitum, which is latin for debt. problem solved.’

also the reason why there is a h in ghost is because when the printing press first came to england the only people trained to operate it were flemmish speaking, and they put a h after g because that’s what you do in flemmish. they put shit like ghirl and ghoose, but the only reason why ghost stuck is because people saw ‘the holy ghost’ in the bible and were like ‘well, that MUST be right’.

so yeah english is a really stupid language with some of the most ridiculous spelling

[beka-tiddalik]

Anyone telling you that English isn’t a bullshit Frankenstein language is lying.

[avatar-dacia]

English mugs other languages in dark alleys and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary.  Pass it on.

[theweirdwideweb]

[gokusupersaiyan999999999999999]

[trividium-in-unum]

His username is:

xHarlemShakex

1. A. 14. N.

2. B. 15. O

3. C. 16. P

4. D. 17. Q

5. E. 18. R

6. F. 19. S

7. G. 20. T

8. H. 21. U

9. I. 22. V

10. J. 23. W

11. K. 24. X

12. L. 25. Y

13. M. 26. Z

24 8 1 18 12 5 13 19 8 1 11 5 24

X H A R L E M S H A K E X

[judgerinder]

[best-of-memes]

[higgzorz]

some say shes still chilling in cedar rapids to this day

[twitterlols]

[rezulux-deactivated20180525]

im gay

gratefully accepting your donations to me via paypal

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

sand allowed?

like, in the world? yeah?