Titanium Octopus

This is my personal blog filled with random bits of amusement and tomfoolery Follow my art blog: Here

[fauxfable]

I hope Obama booby traps the heck out of the Oval Office

[stone-monkey]

Home Alone: White House Havoc

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[witchymoonhag-deactivated201801]

Same.

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The Claw

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cats make no sense i love them

[hangthecode]

[shiny-ursaring]

twooforjoy:

ive waited all year to be able to reblog this

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my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

[aminoasinine]

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

[the-sweet-smell-of-pages]

That Thursday feeling 😤

[clickholeofficial]

So true. 

[sandandglass]

The Half Hour s05e04 – Drew Michael

[wes-eskimo]

I’ve gotta watch this

[theskepticalblonde]

[animalbody]

THIS FITS SO WELL I’M DYING

[incendavery]

feelin adequate!

(patreon)

[sciencehook]

Circuit Scribe is a rollerball pen that writes with conductive silver ink. It makes creating circuits as easy as doodling.

[ariaste]

@punyhoomans

[byzantienne]

This is actually magic (… electromagnetism is basically magic) and I love it incredibly.

[ceruleancynic]

oh dear god this is stunning 

[voidbat]

holy

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Visit Original Link

[1los]

[10knotes]

omfg that is just too adorable

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This kitteh having a little halloween adventure is one of my favourite posts of all time :)

[wonderhawk]

Every fall like clockwork this photo set pops up and we all must reblog it

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You know it’s getting close to Halloween when you see it appear :D

This will always be one of my favorite comics ever. It gives me warm fuzzies~

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my heart….

[dashbeardconfessional]

found this comb at a Jimmy Eat World concert

[voidbat]

this made me feel actual joy

[nehirose]

oh no this is like.  legitimate pure delight.

[ithelpstodream]

its time

[lightninginmyeyes]

@darwinquark 😂

[micdotcom]

Watch: When Mitt Romney makes the same points as John Oliver, you know shit’s gone south.

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this is ‘the villain helps the heroes take down a more evil villain’ trope come to life

[itsindigowhite]

*looks outside to see if pigs are flying*

[cutecreative]

if you told me a few years ago that I’d be reblogging a gifset of Mitt Romney, agreeing with every word he said, I would NOT have believed you.

[soloontherocks]

[zorascreation]

that gif LOL