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pole-bear sorry to interrupt you, but have you switched to another tumblr account or something? i saw your drawing of springtrap but i cant see them on pole-bear’s tumblr :// if you have, could you PLEASE tell me your new account? i really miss you and your drawings ;__;

If I was a US History Teacher.....

Me: Okay class now why is tomorrow's date so important?

Student: *raises hand* Because its the anniversary of the Boston Tea Party thing, where the colonists dumped the tea into the harbor and made the British really mad.

Me: That is correct but who are we forgetting in that famous moment of US History?

Class: *silence*

Me: nobody?

Class: *more silence*

Me: man you guys are worse than Ubis-

Student: we're forgetting Conno-

Me: EXACTLY! CONNOR KENWAY WAS THE ONE WHO PLANNED TO DUMP THE TEA IN TO THE HARBOR TO KEEP WILLIAM JOHNSON FROM TAKING IS PRECIOUS HOMELAND THAT WAS SO DEAR TO HIM.

Prick Student: *who doesn't raise his hand* Ya know, another history teacher told me that this "Connor" doesn't really exist and that your just a crazy old loon.

Me: That's exactly what the Templars want you to think child.

Class: *more silence*

Me: ANYWAYS don't forget your homework is to go on Youtube and watch Sequence 6 of AC3 for the Boston Tea Party. There will be a pop quiz on it tomorrow. :)))