i never lose

Titus Collins. 18. Winner.

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( group chat: team rocket blasts off at the speed of light )

Titus: How sweet. And here I am, thinking the right thing to do is damage things for your precious siblings.

Titus: Does this mean Asher's your favorite? Playing favorites now, big brother?

Drake: No.

Titus: If you say so.

Titus: Anyway, Rome. I wouldn't have expected someone like you to like this book, let alone call it your favorite.

Romillia: Is that so?

Romillia: And here I am, thinking both the book and myself were fucked up enough to be believable.

Titus: Oh, you are. But it's still sort of surprising. It's awfully triggering.

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( group chat: team rocket blasts off at the speed of light )

Romillia: And he is the only thing that stands between you and breaking something irreparably.

Titus: How sweet. And here I am, thinking the right thing to do is damage things for your precious siblings.

Titus: Does this mean Asher's your favorite? Playing favorites now, big brother?

Drake: No.

Titus: If you say so.

Titus: Anyway, Rome. I wouldn't have expected someone like you to like this book, let alone call it your favorite.

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( group chat: team rocket blasts off at the speed of light )

Titus: Romillia, you are quite possibly the most fucked up person I've ever had the pleasure of meeting.

Titus: And I've met Arlis Wolff.

Romillia: Someone here won't let me speak to her, so I cannot say for sure, but it seems like Arlis is a different type of fucked up.

Drake: Asher likes her.

Romillia: And he is the only thing that stands between you and breaking something irreparably.

Titus: How sweet. And here I am, thinking the right thing to do is damage things for your precious siblings.

Titus: Does this mean Asher's your favorite? Playing favorites now, big brother?

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( group chat: team rocket blasts off at the speed of light )

Titus: Romillia, you are quite possibly the most fucked up person I've ever had the pleasure of meeting.

Titus: And I've met Arlis Wolff.

[aubreybriar-blog]

Oh, don’t But, Aubrey me, Collins. You wouldn’t miss me, either.

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Contrary to popular belief, I do have a soul. A heart. A spirit. And three -- possibly four feelings. And I would miss you. Just as much as I’d miss Pheebs or Zane or anyone else. Would I miss watching movies and you spoiling them? ...Yeah, I’d probably miss that, too.

[aubreybriar-blog]

That’s what I let you believe.

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Are you saying you wouldn’t miss me? But, Aubrey.

[aubreybriar-blog]

You’re so annoying, go away.

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But you’d miss me too much.

[aubreybriar-blog]

That is because you have terrible taste.

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Wow. That hurt all three of my feelings.

[aubreybriar-blog]

Titus, how does one not love that movie? It’s phenomenal!

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It really wasn’t. Was it okay? Sure. But I wouldn’t say phenomenal.

[aubreybriar-blog]

———— I told you you’d love The Force Awakens!

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I said I liked it. You’re exaggerating.

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apollojames:

Then let him know that. Promise me you’ll let him know that.

           Noted.

I will. I promise.

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apollojames:

Call him soon, because he’s pretty damn sure you don’t like him back. He’s never had a relationship where someone wasn’t using him, and he’s never truly had someone want him for more than sex. He’s so scared that it’s the same way with you.

     ——– Yeah – yeah, okay. I can do that.

Wha       We’ve only slept together, like, twice! And I’m not that much of a dick. If he was just a booty call, I would’ve told him by now. I actually do kind of like him.

               Good. Then everything should work out fine. And I’d refrain from asking about anyone in her family who isn’t her brother. That always ends in an ugly fight, and she is almost guaranteed to start crying.

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apollojames:

Oh thank god.

            ———- Confess away, mate. I’m all ears.

I’ll call him later.

    Right. So your girlfriend, or whatever Athens is to you, is a major bitch. I know, shocking. But, yeah, she’s a bitch. Always has been. Since she was, like, two and learned how to talk back to people. So one time, we got into this big fight. Nothing too bad, we got over it after a while. But she might’ve done something, and me -- because I can be an even bigger dick than she can be a bitch -- did something, like, infinitely worse. Like, way out of line. Fucked her over. So, she’s not good at relationships. She’s really insecure, especially when it comes to best friends of boyfriends, and that’s only, like, kind of my fault. It’s nothing bad, doesn’t change your relationship. You just need to remind her every night and again that you’re not cheating on her with one of the boys.

[apollojames-blog]

Good “oh my god” or bad? Because he will kill me if I just spilled that secret and you don’t even like him back.

And you overestimate my Riptide, Titus.

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Good. Who wouldn’t like him back? Is it even possible to not like him back?

Touche.

                   I should probably confess something right about now.

[apollojames-blog]

He hardly stops.

Can’t be any worse than River’s! He’s got some awful ideas.

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Oh my god.

You overestimate my sister, James.

[apollojames-blog]

You don’t have to hear him go on about you all the time. It’s exhausting.

And Sera’s ideas aren’t that bad!

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He talks about me?

You have no idea how bad her ideas can get.