Hot take on terrorism as art...I'm guessing you never grew out of your edgy phase.
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Hot take on terrorism as art...I'm guessing you never grew out of your edgy phase.
edgy is like the dead dog of phases. It's not going anywher.
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I feel guilt over the extent to which I dislike mimes. I know they're trying their best and having fun, they're doing art and all, but I just fucking hate them.
pretty shitty how baseline human activities like singing, dancing and making art got turned into skills instead of being seen as behaviors
so now itâs like âthe point of doing them is to get good at themâ and not âthis is a thing humans do, the way birds sing and bees make hivesâ.
Whatâs sad to me about this is that Iâve noticed a lot of people saying they âcanâtâ do art, or dance, or sing. That because itâs turned into a profitable vocation, and thus has some implied heirarchy to it (ie: there are âmaster artistsâ, and âprofessional singers and dancersâ), people feel shame for not âliving up to unattainable standards,â when in reality, art for humans is very therapeutic and good for the soul.
Someone shared a screenshot of this post on Facebook like 3 months ago and Iâve been thinking about it ever since.Â
The Princess Bride
Thereâs a framing story about some kid home sick from school. When I watch the movie with people, they always comment on the actor who plays the kid, but Iâve never paid attention to what they say about him. His grandpa comes to read him a book. Grandpa has glasses and a kindly mustache. The kidâs a bit of a brat about being read to, but in an endearing way somehow.Â
The story starts with some countryside as grandpa narrates the beginning of the story. Buttercup lives on a farm and Wesley works at the farm. They fall in love. Wesley keeps saying âas you wishâ which grandpa assures us means âI love youâ. They kiss at sunset and the kid worriedly asks if this is âa kissing bookâ which is exactly the sort of endearing mild brattiness we love as an audience.
Anyway, then Wesley goes away on a boat for no reason instead of continuing to be happy. Grandpa tells us that the ship was attacked by pirates who take no prisoners so Wesleyâs dead. Then prince Humperdink (I hardly even know her dink!) decides to marry Buttercup for extremely no reason. Buttercup internally hates this according to grandpa but she doesnât act like she cares much one way or the other.Â
One day, Buttercup is out riding a horse like a princess when some ruffians kidnap her in a remarkably polite scene. Weâve got Vezzini, a pompous, grating, intellectual boss; Fezzig, a gentle giant; and Inigo Montoya, a suave spanish dude. They banter really charmingly as they load Princess Buttercup onto a boat to take her away to a neighboring country that intends to hold her ransom for Humperdink to pay.Â
They sail overnight and there are shrieking eels in the water. Thereâs another boat that they can see and the kidnappers argue charmingly over whether or not its following them. Buttercup tries to swim to the other boat, butâagainâthere are shrieking eels in the water. Fezzig punches the one that was about to eat her and scoops her back onto the boat.
Instead of arriving at a port, they arrive at âthe cliffs of insanity!â which are super visually impressive. Fezzig carries the other three on his back and climbs a rope up the whole thing. The following boat is still there and the kidnappers decide that it must be the very same pirate who killed Wesley: The Dread Pirate Roberts. He climbs the rope in pursuit and we see heâs in some Zorro costume thing. Vezzini whines that Fezzig isnât fast enough and Fezzig extremely reasonably points out that he has three entire people weighing him down.
They do have enough of a head start to reach the top with enough time to have a whole conversation about what to do next. They leave Inigo to kill the pirate when he reaches the top, since Inigo is a legendarily skilled swordsman who could kill anyone in a duel, to the point where fighting one on one is so boring to him that he decides to fight with his left hand to spice things up. Roberts reaches the top and the two of them have a remarkably relaxed conversation before fighting. Inigo talks about how his father was killed by a man who has six fingers on his right hand, and the reason heâs gotten so good at sword fighting is so that he can live out a scripted conversation heâs had in his head where he gets revenge. This absolutely rules as a side characterâs whole deal. What more could you want than a guy whoâs fun to watch, has a clear, understandable personal goal, and a sad backstory. Everyone loves Inigo Montoya.
Anyway, they fight. Their dialog contains a lot of fencing jargon, which I once saw a fencer talk about on youtube. Turns out, while the jargon has nothing to do whatsoever with what the actors are doing on screen, itâs all legit terminology used in ways that actually make sense. On top of that, it even fits the charactersâ personalities. The fight itself is interesting enough in a simpler way. Turns out, both of them start out the fight on their non-dominant hand and switch to their dominant hand when theyâre in danger of losing. Roberts is victorious but he doesnât actually hurt Inigo, just ties him up or something.
Vezzini and co. see Roberts still pursuing, so Fezzig stays behind to wrestle Roberts into submission. Roberts bests Fezzig in a much less memorable scene than the Inigo one.
Then thereâs the iocane powder scene. I kinda feel like skipping over writing out the summary of this since thereâs still so much movie left to go over and everyone remembers how the iocane powder scene goes, right? Itâs awesome.
After that, Roberts has Buttercup and she pushes him down a big hill and he says âas you wishâ which means heâs not Roberts but Wesley, so Buttercup pushes herself down the big hill too. They reunite and decide to get out of there or something. I guess theyâre still being pursued maybe, so they go into the big bad forest that has a better name I donât remember. No one has ever come out of that forest.
In it, there are random fires that spurt out of the ground and quicksand. While navigating these dangers, Wesley goes into the story about how Dread Pirate Roberts isnât a name but a title that gets passed down every time one of them wants to retire with all the money they stole. After nearly being swallowed by quicksand, a rodent of unusual size jumps on Wesley and attacks. Pretty sure at least some of the time itâs just a large stuffed rat that canât even move so Wesley has to act like itâs trying to get at him. The face is genuinely a bit gruesome though. After besting a master swordsman and a literal, real life giant thereâs no way a mere ratâs gonna get Wesley, though.Â
They get through the forest to find some dudes on horses. Maybe one of them is Humperdink himself, Iâm not sure. One of them definitely has six fingers on his right hand, which Wesley remarks about out loud. Buttercup gets taken back to Humperdinkâs castle, and Wesley goes to get tortured in the trunk of a tree for no reason.
Buttercup is real sad now. I donât know if she learns that the kidnapping was staged by Humperdink so that he had an excuse to go to war with the neighboring kingdom, but the audience definitely learns that. Maybe we learned it a while ago, but we definitely know it by now. Meanwhile, Inigo Montoya is real sad because he was beaten in a fair fight so maybe he isnât good enough to get revenge like he wants. He gets very drunk about it. Meanwhile again, Wesley is in the pit of despair getting the life sucked out of him through the nipples by a big water powered wooden machine operated by an albino. It makes him mostly dead.Â
Fezzig shows up to dump water on Inigo to get the sad/drunk off and they go to rescue Wesley. Inigo finds the right tree trunk using the power of his sword and jesus. In despair that his sword lead him to a tree, Inigo cries on it which opens the secret door. They carry Wesley away to a truly unrecognizable Billy Crystal who heals him with chocolate. Wesley is now awake but canât really move his body for almost the rest of the whole movie.
I guess itâs important for Humperdink to actually marry Buttercup now, unlike when she was initially kidnapped. Also, at some point before now, Buttercup had a dream where she was in a big public square and some nasty old lady kept yelling âfilth! Rubbish!â and such at her. It was freaky. Actually, it makes sense to put that dream around here since the reason sheâs rubbish is because âher true love lives but she marries another!â so yeah.Â
Now, thereâs a wedding in the castle that Wesley and co. have to prevent. They build a big scary dread pirate roberts thing which scares the guards away when it (accidentally?) catches on fire. Inside the castle, Inigo finds the six fingered man and gets revenge in exactly the way he imagined. It absolutely rules.Â
The âmawwage. And wuvvâŠtwuu wuvvâ bit happens and I can imagine it would likely be accused of ableism today, but I personally donât care much when Iâm honest with myself. Humperdink hears the dread pirate roberts commotion at the wedding and gets nervous that Wesleyâs gonna prevent the wedding so he rushes the priest through the ceremony to the point where the actual official wedding part gets skipped through entirely. Buttercup doesnât know that, though, so she goes to kill herself with a knife, but Wesley is in the bed and stops her. Then Humperdink shows up and Wesley bluffs his way into telling him to go away. Itâs pretty cool. Then Buttercup jumps out of the window and Fezzig catches her and all of them ride away. And now the kid doesnât mind that itâs a kissing book.
The Terry Pratchett type of nerd is possibly the best gen x subculture. Those guys know which mushrooms you can eat. They have a top 5 Sidney Poitier movies. They had to use a soldering iron to assemble their first computer.
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There's a chance that future historians will call this war World War 3 despite the fact that only two countries are fighting simply because it's what people are calling it right now.
Today, I had the opportunity to be impressed with a type of nerd I've never interacted with before.
I was worried that some ancient Roman coins I bought on a whim because they were cheap were modern forgeries, so I uploaded the following two images to a coin collecting forum:
Within an hour, someone had replied with precisely what ancient Roman mint this was produced at, and the two-year window when this exact coin could have been made.
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