XANAX GINSENG

27-yr-old she-thing from WV, USA. Proud owner of an ornery rococo toad named Vincent . Art blerg: penningtonbeast.tumblr.com

[gigatan-art]

Darling in the FranXX//Kill La Kill 

[toadschooled]

Beautiful variations of color and pattern in wild American toads [Anaxyrus americanus], all photographed in Tennessee by Matthew Niemiller. 

[chikurinkun]

[toadschooled]

Scoot over! Two male European common toads [Bufo bufo] clumsily compete for the same indifferent female. Image taken by Miroslav Samardzic in northern Croatia. 

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

[coratorium]

the digimon movie is really good

[showerthoughtsofficial]

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

[doggy-puppy-indulgence]

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

Just found out neanderthal passed on the DNA for depression and now we know why they stayed in caves and painted horses all fuckin day 

[bobo543732]

Reblog if you’re a depressed neanderthal who stays in their cave and paints horses all fuckin day

[toadschooled]

Here… I want you to have this. Its a Colorado River toad [also known as the Sonoran Desert toad, Incilius alvarius] found by Glenn and Martha Vargas. Keep it safe.

[b0nfireheart]

forbidden pocky

[chriscyr]

Drawcember Cryptid 02 - Mothman 

“Waxing, waning. The seasons pass, giving way to warmth, and cold in turn. The night relents to dawn and the dusk embraces darkness. You could chase the light, be a fool like I once was, drawn to that flame. I wouldn’t judge you for it. A fox does not judge a hare. Predators do not often stop to put themselves in the mindset of their prey.”

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[pixelatedpixie]

“Money doesn’t buy happiness” ok and poverty buys what exactly

[drdadster]

where is the lie

[ratchetier]

Out of poverty creates strength and compassion. It’s weird how that works.

[pixelatedpixie]

i sure wasn’t feeling the strength when i was skipping class because i was too weak to walk there after going 2-3 days without food, and i definitely wasn’t compassionate when i was checking every time i walked home to see if there was an eviction notice on the door. stop trying to fucking make it seem like a good thing.

[undocumentedny]

Poverty is not a virtue.  It doesn’t make you a better person.  Poverty doesn’t make you “strong and compassionate” it makes you insecure and stressed the fuck out.  Poverty makes it so you can’t live your life without the everything being undercut by fear.  It makes you hard and angry.  We need to do away with the bullshit myth that being poor is somehow better for you as a person.  You know who wants you to believe that?  Rich people, so you don’t question them.

[sneakymedulla]

“poverty creates strength and compassion” is a lie perpetuated by the financially privileged to encourage the poor to accept their economic disadvantage and all of the trouble it comes with.

lack of access to affordable medical care, affordable education, shelter, electricity, and food do not build character. literally kill that myth right now

[the-memedaddy]

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[filbipott]

Prorastomus, an early relative of the manatee.

[thenerdbeast-deactivated2018070]

[toadschooled]

I think I speak for everyone when I say it’s a real treat getting to sit upright in the wet grass and watch the neighbor’s house at night. This European common toad [Bufo bufo] knows what I’m talking about. Images by Mathieu Morau.

[chikurinkun]

のびーーん！

[bananajeph-deactivated20180116]

Hey uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the ability to sleep

[bananajeph-deactivated20180116]

I realize now i forgot to add the “can i get some” but i feel that just adds to the mood of the post