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lmao James

#tomodachi living the dream #tomodachi life #james madison #alexander hamilton #founding fathers #amrev #literally why

Im back

Ahhhhhhhh I remembered my password

Happy Birthday 🎉

To me of course

#thomas jefferson #happy birthday thomas jefferson #ask me anything #founding fathers

You are an icon for stealing pieces from Shakespeare’s chair. It proves you’re a massive simp for him. I don’t blame you. He was actually a bit hot.

What? I did that because it was the tradition of the time.

Literally everyone did that.

John Adams did that.

They didn’t have souvenir gift shops back then 😭

#thomas jefferson #ask me anything #shakespeare #I stole a piece of his chair

(I'm the lap anon) YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE!!

Oh god. What have I invited into this house…

#thomas jefferson #ask me anything #i know who you are

Your weird... I wanna sit on your lap :3... Can I... Can I... Can I... Can I...

“Your weird”

Um, my brother in Christ did you read your ask?

*sighs*

Fine.

#thomas jefferson #ask me anything #founding fathers #literally why

SWEEEEEEEEP!

Say "Hello" to your new president!

#thomas jefferson #founding fathers #election 2024 #us elections #election results #2024 presidential election #electoral college

you're so goofy ily :3

I love you too. I guess. :3

I’ll be extra goofy just for you.

#thomas jefferson #ask me anything #silly goofy mood #goofy goober #goofy ahh

that person who made that comment about flaying your skin was kinda a weirdo tbh

Good sir, this is tumblr, it amazes me what people will say anonymously.

I seriously doubt any of you if given the chance to actually speak to me, would have the guts to even politely disagree with me, let alone “flay my skin”.

Speaking of which how do we know it was you who said that? Heheheheheheh :3

#thomas jefferson #ask me anything #weirdo #skinflayer #seriously could ask me anything and you ask to flay my skin

why did you do what you did to sally hemings

you're an absolute disgusting creature

What did I do exactly? Although I doubt you even know.

#thomas jefferson #ask me anything

you still suck at playing league of legends

Ew, league? 🤢

Bold of you assume I would play league.

#thomas jefferson #ask me anything #league of legends #video games #literally why

why did you kill my ma's cat? damn you. I hate you >:(

Now this is an accusation I can get behind!

Well you see, I’m more of a dog person. Don’t like cats very much. I got that dog in me.

Don’t waste your energy hating me darling ✨

I’m just that dog 🐶

Woof.

#thomas jefferson #ask me anything #dogs #your mom #welcome back

Sally always hated you.

Am I Jack Skellington now? Merry Halloween ig.

#thomas jefferson #ask me anything #the nightmare before christmas #happy halloweeeeeeen #sally skellington #jack and sally

you gave me ptsd! I'm so scared of you... why did you force yourself on me...

Who?

These accusations are getting ridiculous I barely interact with you creatures 🙄

#thomas jefferson #ask me anything #idk what else to tag

you're a creepy pedophile rapist.

I want to flay your disgusting white freckled skin <3

And no <3

please cut my vagina and spit in it <3 No <3

#thomas jefferson #ask me anything #the duality of man

please cut my vagina and spit in it <3

No <3

#thomas jefferson #ask me anything

you're still not the best lol player

Of what game? Warcraft? Minecraft? Zelda?

Nerd lol.

#thomas jefferson #ask me anything #video games #gamer

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