Travis Kelce

So, I'm Travis. 6'5, 250lbs. I genuinely enjoy chick flicks and I love going on a good hike. But, I prefer the beach to the mountains. I like going out and snuggling up at home to watch movies pretty much equally.

Wait....this isn't Tinder? My bad.

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hey, i’m anya. i’m about 5′6″ and 120lbs. i also enjoy some chick flicks, specially rom-coms and yes, a good hike is definitely nice. ooh, yes beaches and mountains are great. i too enjoy snuggling up at home with movies as much as going out.

sounds like we’d get along well. tinder or not. what about you?

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Rom-coms are great. I really don't know whats not to love about them. But now I gotta know....whats your favorite rom com or at least give me your top 3. That way if I haven't seen them I can add them to my list.

Based on everything you said I think we're a match made in heaven. Or at least have the ground work for a really good friendship.

tkelce:

Nah, don’t worry about it. I want everyone to be into football but I know thats just not the case. I’m in Kansas City. Missouri, so it gets pretty damn cold here and we play in it. Really, playing in it isn’t bad because you’re moving around but outside that? Nah, I want tropical. Now all we need is one of those insanely tall basketball players that can stand next to me and make me look short. Wheres Yao Ming when you need him? That mans like 7'6 or something crazy.

i’m going to be honest, i just don’t know a thing about the game! i should find someone to at least explain it to mem haha. oh, i can only imagine how cold it gets! i can’t say i blame you, there. i’ve never really lived anywhere it gets that cold. where are you from originally? oh, that would be too funny! i probably would get cut out of the picture for being so short!

Well lucky you, I happen to know the game pretty well. I at least think I do considering I play it, but to be honest theres some rules that come up that I didn't even know. I grew up in the Cleveland area, so it gets pretty cold there. I can deal with the cold, but I prefer being warm. I feel like most people probably prefer being warm right? If we took that picture we'd have someone stand wayyyy back so we'd all fit in the frame.

tkelce: Tomorrow I'm trading in this Missouri weather for Arizona weather. #letthetrainingbegin

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tkelce:

Once the seasons over I don’t wanna be cold anymore. I can deal with the cold but truth be told, I just don’t want to. Who LIKES to be cold, ya know? For sure, when I’m back in LA we’re gonna make it happen.

I’m sorry, this is when I’m going to sound like a dummy, because I don’t football in the slightest, but where are you based out of now? Or during the ‘on season’? I agree, I can deal with it if i’m prepared, like on a snowboarding trip or something, but outside of that, the cold can miss me, haha. Well, I’ll be looking forward to it, then.

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Nah, don't worry about it. I want everyone to be into football but I know thats just not the case. I'm in Kansas City. Missouri, so it gets pretty damn cold here and we play in it. Really, playing in it isn't bad because you're moving around but outside that? Nah, I want tropical. Now all we need is one of those insanely tall basketball players that can stand next to me and make me look short. Wheres Yao Ming when you need him? That mans like 7'6 or something crazy.

tkelce:

I can’t say I paid attention either. I saw it on the internet, so really its gotta be true, right?

Currently, Kansas City. Hopefully in 2 weeks Arizona for the big game. But after that? I don’t know, if we win I might have to say “I’m going to Disney World.” But really, I’ll be back in LA in a little over 2 weeks at the longest.

exactly! that’s how it works.

oh, fingers crossed. good luck! alright, that’s not so bad! gives us plenty of time to plan a fun night.

Well, good news and bad news. Good news is the big games on, bad news is that means I wont be back in LA until after the 12th. But hey, like you said, we'll plan a fun night.

Is the planning up to me? My idea of a fun night is gonna be like throwing axes and hitting an arcade or something....

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tkelce:

Don’t get me wrong, I like the mountains and all. I love a good log cabin, but the beach is where its at. I’d choose at a tropical location over a cold one every time. If we meet in person, I promise we’ll do a photo-op. I wonder if I could use your head as an arm rest. We’re gonna have to make this happen just to see.

oh, i feel you. because i feel the same way! but with how cold it’s been even in LA lately, i think currently the warmth is just calling to me at this point. yea? well give me a time and a place and i’ll be there, if only for the photo-op. i’m kidding, well mostly. i think you probably could, haha.

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Once the seasons over I don't wanna be cold anymore. I can deal with the cold but truth be told, I just don't want to. Who LIKES to be cold, ya know? For sure, when I'm back in LA we're gonna make it happen.

tkelce:

Someone told me what they do is just retire a sent then a few years later bring it back under a new name. I’m not sure if thats accurate or not but it would make sense.

Actually no, I’m not. Not until the middle of February hopefully, but if its sooner I’ll let you know and we can do dinner or something?

i mean, it’s completely possible. i never really noticed or paid attention, haha.

yeah, definitely let me know. we can absolutely do dinner. where are you at in the world?

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I can't say I paid attention either. I saw it on the internet, so really its gotta be true, right?

Currently, Kansas City. Hopefully in 2 weeks Arizona for the big game. But after that? I don't know, if we win I might have to say "I'm going to Disney World." But really, I'll be back in LA in a little over 2 weeks at the longest.

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tkelce:

Nice to meet you AJ. I haven’t done the piano stairs, but I do know what you’re talking about. Next time I’m in LA I’m gonna have to make the time to do it, just to say I have, ya know? The other day I rewatched A Walk To Remember, that shits classic. Got any favorites?

Okay, good. I was worried you’d be picturing people just jumping on piano keys, hahah. Although I think that could’ve been a 90′s toy at some point? But yeah, it’s definitely worth it. Where are you right now? A Walk to Remember is a great choice! I like Clueless and 10 Things I Hate about You. I’ve been meaning to check out “Drive Me Crazy” at some point. I wonder if it’s streaming anywhere.

I'm pretty sure you're right there. But know what? I bet playing a giant piano would still be pretty good cardio. Kansas City, until Sunday then I'm not sure hopefully Arizona. You haven't seen Drive Me Crazy? You've gotta make time to watch that one. Britney eve wrote a song for it. Its a must see.

tkelce:

At the very least I’ll get like bath and bodyworks to make a candle and call it scent of Kelce or some shit.

Exacccctlllly. You get it. No one wants to be a creep.

Speaking of being a creep. We mentioned dates somewhere in this conversation. Whens that happening?

perfect! i didn’t even think of that. they always need to come up with new things, so this totally works.

hahahaha, that was funny. well, whenever you’re free, honey. i don’t suppose you’re in LA. do we have to meet up somewhere else?

Someone told me what they do is just retire a sent then a few years later bring it back under a new name. I'm not sure if thats accurate or not but it would make sense.

Actually no, I'm not. Not until the middle of February hopefully, but if its sooner I'll let you know and we can do dinner or something?

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tkelce:

So, I’m Travis. 6'5, 250lbs. I genuinely enjoy chick flicks and I love going on a good hike. But, I prefer the beach to the mountains. I like going out and snuggling up at home to watch movies pretty much equally.

Wait….this isn’t Tinder? My bad.

@tinseltownstarter

Well even if it isn’t… I’m Victoria, 5′5 a lot less then 250lbs. I also enjoy pretty much all of those things as well. Especially preferring the beach. I can’t get enough of being on the beach. Also, I’m not sure I’ve ever actually met someone who’s a whole foot taller than me, wow. If we ever meet in person, I’m going to have to insist on a photo comparison.

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Don't get me wrong, I like the mountains and all. I love a good log cabin, but the beach is where its at. I'd choose at a tropical location over a cold one every time. If we meet in person, I promise we'll do a photo-op. I wonder if I could use your head as an arm rest. We're gonna have to make this happen just to see.

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So, I'm Travis. 6'5, 250lbs. I genuinely enjoy chick flicks and I love going on a good hike. But, I prefer the beach to the mountains. I like going out and snuggling up at home to watch movies pretty much equally.

Wait....this isn't Tinder? My bad.

@tinseltownstarter

Hi Travis, I’m AJ! Have you ever gotten around to hiking the piano stairs in LA? Those are a workout. What’s the last chick-flick you watched?

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Nice to meet you AJ. I haven't done the piano stairs, but I do know what you're talking about. Next time I'm in LA I'm gonna have to make the time to do it, just to say I have, ya know? The other day I rewatched A Walk To Remember, that shits classic. Got any favorites?

tkelce:

I have my own smell. They should make is a cologne or something. The sent is Vanilla Sandalwood but the name on the bottle will just be Travis. One name. Like Madonna.

These days I’m not so sure so I like to make it clear that I know whats appropriate and whats not. The last thing I need is to do some fucked up shit and get suspended for a season or something.

that’s exactly what i was going for. you should definitely market it. it would sell like crazy.

no, i totally get that. people are touchy. everyone has to be careful these days because you never know.

At the very least I'll get like bath and bodyworks to make a candle and call it scent of Kelce or some shit.

Exacccctlllly. You get it. No one wants to be a creep.

Speaking of being a creep. We mentioned dates somewhere in this conversation. Whens that happening?

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tkelce:

Yeah, they do. I’m gonna watch it eventually, it looks good. Thats the masterplan right there. One scent where every you smell it you go “that reminds me of that Travis guy.” If that happens my mission will be accomplished.

No offense take it. Guys are weird sometimes. I’m weird, I’m just not that kind of weird. Thankfully.

well, thanks. i hope you enjoy it when you do get to it. it’s the name of the scent now. travis. your sense of smell is one of the strongest things that ties with memory, you know. you’re literally almost there!!

hey, i think we’re all weird in our own ways. but most people know what’s appropriate and not.

I have my own smell. They should make is a cologne or something. The sent is Vanilla Sandalwood but the name on the bottle will just be Travis. One name. Like Madonna.

These days I'm not so sure so I like to make it clear that I know whats appropriate and whats not. The last thing I need is to do some fucked up shit and get suspended for a season or something.

tkelce:

Oh, I’ll get to it. I hear good things about that show. I’m going to find a vanilla sandalwood candle and bring it on our first date so you an go home and light it and think of me. Then you’ll call me for the late night Tinder booty call. This plan is flawless. For real, I haven’t had experience with those apps either but, like you, I get the gist. Fifth date. Keep an eye on your phone, I’ll be counting down.

I really won’t be, that’d be a little too weird. Counting down to the appropriate time to show someone your dick? I hope I’m never that guy.

people seem to like it so i’ll take it! oh, wow. that’s so perfect. see? you’ve got this whole thing figured out! because you’re right. now i’m going to think about you every time i smell vanilla sandalwood, it’s already working. exactly, not too hard to figure out. oh, i will be. i’m going to mark it on my calendar.

hahaha, i mean, i guess so guys do that kind of thing? i don’t know. dudes are weird sometimes. no offense!