When he puts you to bed before 10:30…
Excuse the shit out of me!
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@tklnurse
When he puts you to bed before 10:30…
Excuse the shit out of me!
Me: *harasses that big dumb ler until he loses his shit cuz I want a spanking*
Ler: *gives me a spanking that HURT*
Me:
When you finally decide to eat the dinner you packed for work…
At 1:30 in the morning…
But it’s a salad…
Who the fuck wants a salad at 1:30 in the morning?!
🤡🤡🤡
When he forces berry melatonin gummies into your mouth while your mouth is already full of Twix ☹️
When he digs into a death spot until you call him beautiful… yeah, you’re beautiful alright… #facereveal
When you lock him out of your room because you don’t want a spanking:
When he is trying to open your door to give you a spanking:
When you decide to go open your door, thinking that maybe he won’t give you a spanking:
When he gives you the spanking:
When you never wear a tank top… but today you did… so now ler has unrestricted armpit access ☹️
When he force-feeds you melatonin, but you’re not going to sleep, you’re watching your show 😤
When you did his laundry, and went to 2 different stores at 9:30pm to get lunch for him tomorrow… and he repays you with a stinky foot to the face ☹️
Did a moisturizing foot mask and then forced ler to put me in stocks lol… it really tickled 😅
When he wakes you up via hairbrush to the foot.
Still laughing at the fact that I was trying to sleep through my spanking yesterday morning 😂😂😂
How do tickles go these days?
Me: *asks ler to tickle me*
Ler: *comes to tickle me*
Me: *whines, squirms, tries to pull my arms down/get away before he even starts*
When he find a spot, so you have to immediately grab his thumb and remove it from the premises.
When you say “Will cook dinner for wrecks.” 🪶
So he makes you cry 🥲
Anyone want burgers? 🍔
When you tell him not to come into your room at 10:30 because you have a virtual appointment… so he comes in at 10:05… AND tickles you.
I just know I’m going to be an absolute menace to society today, and ler is gonna have to deal with it 🥴