This Ler that lives in my house is legitimately the worst fucking Ler Iāve ever met in my life.
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@tklnurse
This Ler that lives in my house is legitimately the worst fucking Ler Iāve ever met in my life.
When he hits a good tickle spot and you start laughing like:
Me, not being able to stand the double hairbrush tickle anymore:
Me, happily doing the double hairbrush tickle to someone else (while telling them to ātake it!ā):
Have you ever had your cervix tickled?
I don't have one
This is an odd thing to ask a stranger, even on a nsfw blog, but I'm choosing to read it in good faith
Don't let smut/fanfic be where you learn your anatomy or what's normal for irl sexual experiences. The cervix is often referenced in smut as (essentially) proof of deep/complete penetration. But irl the cervix is not erogenous, and having anything penetrative make contact with it is generally painful for the cervix owner
If you or your partner have experienced a tickling sensation from vaginal stimulation, it was likely coming from stimulating the internal parts of the clitoris, the gspot, or just a particularly sensitive spot combined with the right motion.
While we're here: roughly 82% of afab folks can't orgasm from internal stimulation alone. Most people need clitoral stimulation or some other erogenous input to get there
Also please be nice to the cervixes in your life and don't constantly pound into them or try to stretch them. It's kinda what's keeping the uterus where it should be (aka not prolapsing) *obviously you can do what you want but also like. Be aware of the risks please. "Safe sex" means more than just preventing std's
minors or no age in bio = blocked on sight
Dear anon⦠are you okay? š
Me while getting my foot tickled with the hairbrush (a couple days after torturing someone with 2 of them): āIs THIS what Iām doing to people?!?!?!ā
Iām not even ticklish š¤
Anyone that tries to tickle me is a NERD š¤
The ultimate test in staying focused š
The way I would busttttt š«£š
Iām tickling @tklnurse and she canāt stop me!
@everyone, youāre welcome!
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Iām the Ler!
When you have no voice and he proceeds to tickle you anyway! Rude.
When Iām in the middle of tickling someone and then @kink-guy95 starts tickling ME.
Iām busy!
Go away!
When he puts you to bed before 10:30ā¦
Excuse the shit out of me!
Me: *harasses that big dumb ler until he loses his shit cuz I want a spanking*
Ler: *gives me a spanking that HURT*
Me:
When you finally decide to eat the dinner you packed for workā¦
At 1:30 in the morningā¦
But itās a saladā¦
Who the fuck wants a salad at 1:30 in the morning?!
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When he forces berry melatonin gummies into your mouth while your mouth is already full of Twix ā¹ļø
When he digs into a death spot until you call him beautiful⦠yeah, youāre beautiful alright⦠#facereveal
When you lock him out of your room because you donāt want a spanking:
When he is trying to open your door to give you a spanking:
When you decide to go open your door, thinking that maybe he wonāt give you a spanking:
When he gives you the spanking:
When you never wear a tank top⦠but today you did⦠so now ler has unrestricted armpit access ā¹ļø