Mrs Fiyero

20, Painter, baker, like to sleep with the windows open, never take sugar in my tea and I always double knot my shoelaces. Live somewhere near Nottinghamshire, like cats, redvines, musicals, dancing Doctor Who villains and cheesecake. (The gifs in the...

[stunningpicture]

[i-dreaminwords]

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

[ghostpotion]

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???

[mortimermcmirestinks]

two million notes?????????

[carpenters3]

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

[catgirlforeskin]

wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??

[gayvampyr]

happy 5 years to son boy allowed

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Son boy is old enough to read the son boy allowed sign

[pengychan]

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

[pengychan]

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

[battlships]

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

[saintsideways]

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

[fieldbears]

[important-animal-images]

[d-d-zero]

[useless-irelandfacts]

[mobius-m-mobius]

#same energy 😘

[foxsoulcourt]

w a i t a minute @spaceshipoftheseus , how can you leave this brilliance in the tags?!!!

[leupagus]

I hope @spaceshipoftheseus knows they deserve a pulitzer

[brightwanderer]

For some reason I briefly convinced myself this was Hugh Laurie not Hugh Grant and for one glorious instant I lived in a universe where James Bond, on the run and faking an American accent, crossed paths with Dr House, on the run and faking a British accent, and the result was this.

[mysharona1987]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[gabrieltveit]

Aaron Tveit x El Tango De Roxanne

[niconebula]

I need you guys to listen so bad, but I’m at least glad people on Twitter are starting to talk about this. The government of Canada is expanding Medically Assisted Death to cull the poor and disabled, and now suicidal and mentally ill (these are usually interchangeable of course here). It is EUGENICS and every single disabled rights organization is against it.

Disability payments are $1,200 a month. The average one bedroom apartment rent in the Greater Toronto Area (greatest pop. area by far here) is $2,000 a month. People with mental illnesses are on months long waitlists to get even a single publicly funded session. Weeks to get privately funded care which costs at least $200 a session. There is no housing here for disabled people. We are in one of the worst housing crises in the world right now.

Doctors are now offering MAiD unprompted to young suicidal people. This woman is 21, a health practitioner literally suggested she kill herself.

This is one of the worst Disability Rights Violations we’ve ever seen in Canada. The government is killing us because it is cheaper than funding healthcare, cheaper than giving people housing and food and basic human rights.

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[goon]

this is the best thing to happen to twitter

[bathroomcube]

lol

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[shadow-manor]

[guooey]

went to the aquarium this summer and stood in front of a 335,000 gallon kelp forest and got so pissed off about not being one of those fish that my throat tightened and my fists clenched. it lasted like 10 seconds until I noticed I was being a weirdo in public but I understand everythng about this world now…………..

[glumshoe]

cool story but why can’t I drink blood from my vampire chalice

[pipistrellus]

this does seem like a massive oversight

[bedjacket]

[otteroftheworld]

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

[dirtyfnafconfessions]

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

[giraffepoliceforce]

I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.

Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.

And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.