Ruler of All

Join us on our journey to return the world to its former glory. Let us bring back our almighty lord.

[toadcult]

It is nice to have a little break sometimes. You should take one too. But wash up first. I do not wish to have the blood of our sacrifice in my beverage.

[agony-in-a-glass]

I will have your blood. It shall be a great offering to our Lord.

WHAT THE FUCK?! MY BLOOD??? LISTEN HERE ASSHOLE MY BLOOD IS STAYING RIGHT IN MY FUCKING CRIPPLED BODY AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!!

[toadcult]

Now now, do not act this way. Your blood is extraordinary. Even the smallest amount of it will surely be enough to please our Lord.

[agony-in-a-glass]

EW!!! EW!! WHAT PART OF YOU CANT HAVE MY BLOOD DONT YOU MUSHROOM CUNTS NOT UNDERSTAND?! ARE YOU ALL FUCKING ILLITERATE?!

[toadcult]

Come now, little one, you won't even notice that it is gone.

And I must say, for someone your size, you have quite the potty mouth. Someone really should wash that mouth of yours out with soap.

[toadcult]

Oh, great old one... how am I supposed to afford my special goat blood if the poptart prices are this high? This world is truly coming to an end. Thankfully, it won't stay like that for much longer.

[agony-in-a-glass]

I will have your blood. It shall be a great offering to our Lord.

WHAT THE FUCK?! MY BLOOD??? LISTEN HERE ASSHOLE MY BLOOD IS STAYING RIGHT IN MY FUCKING CRIPPLED BODY AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!!

[toadcult]

Now now, do not act this way. Your blood is extraordinary. Even the smallest amount of it will surely be enough to please our Lord.

[toadcult]

Become one of us. Let us bring back our Lord, together.