Sacrebleu, I peed in m' pants

20 // He/Him // bi // INFP // biochemistry student from Scotland // I post mostly memes, science stuff, #Relatable mental health stuff, and video games like animal crossing and pokemon! // "I walked the streets like I had died / now look at me, I'm finally alive" 🎶

[hopelesscalico-deactivated20230]

fuck every other tumblr ad this is the best one

[prettynerdieworks]

CLUE 1985 | Jonathan Lynn

[mens-rights-activia]

🥴🥴🥴

[pussypopcorn]

stan ena da

[valtsv]

me: spare passion and creativity? spare passion and creativity ma’am???

my brain: but if i give it to you now then what will i keep you awake with when you go to bed tonight?

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[triiforce]

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

[dawnblade]

i just learned from animal crossing that pondskaters stay on top of the water by secreting an oil from their feet

that seems kinda obvious in hindsight. i always figured they were just, like, light enough to not break surface tension

[undeadnecromancer]

They do it by using fucked up and evil magic and they hate god

[tomorroejones-deactivated202209]

[knockfivetimes]

Can’t stop watching this

[taurus-deactivated20210526]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[virtualmeanie-deactivated202005]

it’s so hard hiding the truth from your friends…

[localtiktoks]

This is sooooo funny because A. They’re.. in public? B. He puts on the goggles to start punching the air and C. She says “Don’t hurt him!” as if he’s.. real..

[toadytwink]

This is my quarantine mood

[lesbiskammerat]

[cadaverkeys]

drew my dogs as animal crossing villagers! atlus is a jock and sasha is uchi :’)

[1995lahaine]

im gonna shit

[7eselt]

@alrtist Watch til the end.

[yournewapartment]

I gasped audibly at the end of this

[chongoblog]

New rule: All memes must now be posted in the form of brain teasers

[chongoblog]

[kraetys]

Sans undertale?

Sunder?

Santale?

Tale-san?

[xaveronx]

[doctor-von-raum]

[marsh-room]

[tornadofag-moved-deactivated201]

[ruimtetijd]

there are so many layers to some of these its like knowing some kind of dialect

[illexplain]

Loss in the sauce fucking got me

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

creepypasta nah call that fettuccine afraido

[anoudkhaled]

[bakufundoshi]

honestly this is so much nicer than red

[h0ld-back-the-night-deactivated]

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

[cynicalhippie]

Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?