that’s pussy babe! 🍿

beef stroking off 🍜 Formerly cavehagsanonymous | She/Her | 28 | Need a thicc bitch with some carrot cards to tell me what the fuck going on 🃏

[konoko]

[weirdness-is-good]

[laslloronas]

Yeah man let me open wayneradiotv on google maps

[wayneradiotv]

COME TO MY HOUSE

[hopeless-eccentric]

(mid-divorce) the american education system never taught me how to cherish a woman

[gaudebo]

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

[girlmostlikely]

Her bald joy…

[treecitysessions]

[birdsimulator]

[treecitysessions]

[birdsimulator]

[orcboxer]

the unenlightened man of the flesh, upon seeing a voluptuous baddie: this makew my dick hard

the intellectual pervert: this make my BRAIN hard

[lokaror]

THE STONE GOLEM:

[thememedaddy]

[puyopuyo]

Visit Original Link

here it is, the funniest most absurd line spoken in all of kingdom hearts 

[puyopuyo]

[juney-blues]

probably not

[sailatina3]

Its just not possible

[lowpolyanimals]

Cats from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

[mixotrophics]

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[spongeified]

i needed more angry bob on here

[segamascott]

i don't like seeing him get like this 💔

[nostalgic-teddyy]

mind you he NEVER gets like that unprovoked.

[sumetal]

if leon kennedy was a little bug with a long proboscis it'd be called resident weevil. but he's not and it's not and i just don't know anymore