everything will probably be alright

🗡👁🌿

[mellie-mp3]

stop saying "sorry for party rocking", instead try "thank you for your allowing me to party rock" or "I appreciate you being patient with me as I party rock, in the house tonight"

[toastbutteregg]

[ihopeucomehomesoon]

sitting in my dark room alone thinking what can i do with all this love inside of me

[dickpicjpeg]

[giggle]

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

[suspend]

i dont need a date i need cash

[mystic-messenger-facebook]

[jodiefoster]

you know when you realize and you just.. Realize

[gomjabbar]

obama included fleabag as one of his favorite shows of 2019 which means he watched the scene in the first episode where fleabag masturbates to a video of him talking. use this information or don’t

[yesterdaysprint]

The Cincinnati Enquirer, Ohio, February 21, 1947

[katherinestasaph]

mood

[saintvitus]

[killadamsandler88888888888888999]

Reduce him to atoms

[witchy-oates]

Why did I buy all these swords

[uglytwink]

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

[swarnpert]

i dont self depreciate anymore. i am hot and sexy and my meat is huge and i dont care about anyone elses opinion on the matter except my own because i am the smartest person on earth

[whitepeopletwitter]

[longlivebensolo]

I don’t know about y’all but I can’t wait to see kylo all drenched