Random Noise

Haven’t used tumblr for like 8 years… how do I do this again? Don’t ask me what this blog is about because I don’t know.

[autumncozy]

By ellieelien

[mysharona1987]

[tobecomeone]

Temporarily embarrassed millionaires are the bane of this country. Can’t pass anything to have the rich carry their fair share because some working class people think it will one day affect them.

[transjinako]

some guy of all time 

[transjinako]

They forced my man to work two positions  

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

larry is the author insert of some poor soul at game freak

[flightyquinn]

I support both this and him being a self-insert.

Gamefreak employee who got isekai’d.

[ayeforscotland]

Some nice games industry news for a change. Developers at Blizzard have formed a wall-to-wall union.

This is hot on the heels of developers at Bethesda doing the same.

[snow124-art]

Zelda in a dress from the Elie Saab Spring Summer 2020

Because it’s beautiful

[ageofimprisonmentcountup]

414 Days since Tears of the Kingdom Released. This is absolutely stunning op. Seriously, she’s gorgeous.

[undead-knick-knack]

Just gotta meme the pain away guys :')

[criticalbeauregard]

don’t think about imogen asking what orym saw on the other side, and don’t think about orym telling imogen about seeing his husband, and don’t think about the quiet resentment that would usually quickly curdle into anger in imogen’s heart (but she’s too tired now, too wholly sad) and don’t think about the next thought that crosses her mind…

that, had they chosen differently, orym could’ve stayed there with him. he’d be with him. and she’d get to be here with her. 

[umbershift]

Choose.

[tobecomeone]

Sssssoooooo I took a break about an hour into episode 33 of critical role campaign 3 about a year ago. Just wasn’t feeling it and had books I wanted to read.

I’m now out of books so I restarted listening to the episode…

what a bloodbath wtf

[oracle-fae-deactivated20260720]

Andrea Camacho

[thenatsdorf]

Ekekek battle. (via ekekekkekkek)

[sashaforthewin]

The internet is a magical place because imagine how close we all came to never having witnessed this.

[chalkandwater]

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

[frosidon]

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

[frivolouscake]

reblogging today as appropriate

[prof-grace-aspen]

I mean, for the record, Sagan was an astronomer. What did you want him to do? Fall into a black hole?

[tobecomeone]

Yes

[sophiamcdougall]

So disappointing when I unmute a video of animals and there's stupid music when I hoped the animals might be going eep.

[mutantrenegade]

[coobk-blog-deactivated20260103]

[beardedmrbean]

traveling wingman

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Mans is doing God’s work

[mioxenoblade]

When I say “free water, free food, free shelter, free healthcare, free education for everyone” in that “everyone” I even include the people I hate. Too many people get surprised at the idea that I do wish for the people I hate to have better lives.

[mioxenoblade]

When I say EVERYONE, I mean EVERYONE. These are things ALL people should have. If you reblog this saying “except THIS group” then you’ve missed the point entirely.

[generaljinjur]

[the-bramble--patch]

"Naturalist E. O. Wilson writes, “There can be no purpose more inspiring than to begin the age of restoration, reweaving the wondrous diversity of life that still surrounds us.” The stories are piling up all around in scraps of land being restored: trout streams reclaimed from siltation, brownfields turned into community gardens, prairies reclaimed from soybeans, wolves howling in their old territories, schoolkids helping salamanders across the road. If your heart isn’t raised by the sight of whooping cranes restored to their ancient flyway, you must not have a pulse. It’s true that these victories are as small and fragile as origami cranes, but their power moves as inspiration. Your hands itch to pull out invasive species and replant the native flowers. Your finger trembles with a wish to detonate the explosion of an obsolete dam that would restore a salmon run. These are antidotes to the poison of despair."

-Robin Wall Kimmerer, Braiding Sweetgrass