Self-appointed captain of the Laudmoore ship

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[undead-knick-knack]

[slayerscake]

Wick ducking into an alley to have a panic attack after getting overwhelmed by his lies and deceptions to his family and the other Sundered Houses only to run into Azune who is also having a panic attack after getting overwhelmed with his immense lies and deceptions to the Sundered Houses and his other responsibilities.

[captainofthetidesbreath]

"How was the Calamity finale?"

The Calamity finale:

Bonuses:

[captainofthetidesbreath]

For what moments these are:

Lou — "[Brennan:] Zerxus, you pull the true heart of the Lord of the Hells into Exandria."

Marisha — "[Brennan:] This will be our final roll of this campaign."

Luis — Sam begins to describe Loquatius cycling through the faces of those he wronged or failed as he loses consciousness.

Sam — Marisha rolls two 10s on her Counterspell against Power Word Kill.

Aabria — "[Aabria:] Is this a spell effect?" // "[Travis:] No, this is physics."

Travis — "[Elias:] I don't know why I didn't send it. I don't know why I didn't—" // [Zerxus:] You don't need to explain yourself. I know why, and it's okay."

Bonuses:

Aabria — "[Luis:] I pull him." // "[Aabria:] Does the Time Stop stop?"

Marisha — "[Asmodeus:] Let's get ourselves cleaned up."

Luis — "[Cerrit:] I love the both of you so much. So much."

[honourablejester]

Oh my fucking god, Thaisha fucking Lloy. Wreathed in storm, surrounded by her people, priestess of her city, telling this foreign false faith to fuck right off before they get hurt. Oh my god.

Like, the difference between the Thaisha of the ritual, the gentle shepherdess guiding lost souls through grief and joy to freedom, and then this Thaisha Lloy, stone cold, stone faced, just flatly daring anyone to touch what is hers. No explanations, no nothing. Just flat, this is the way it is because I say so. Do we have a problem?

I am getting Delenn of the Minbari flashbacks, because Thaisha Lloy just made a whole combat just go away. Tail between their legs.

There's all these Magpies in the background with their crossbows, Vaelus, Azune, Hal, Murray, half of damned Dol Makjar ready to have a fucking go, and none of it is needed.

Just Thaisha. Just a Lloy. Casually ready to stand her ground.

Hot damn.

[ariadne-mouse]

Do we have a problem? It's been a very long day, and the weather's turning.

[obibail]

Azune & Thaisha, Overture to Convergence

[davinosradcnihtroyce]

Aranessa is about to learn a whole bunch of things in sequence.

Your husband did not follow the old path to get reincarnated because the Tachonis tried to enslave his soul (oh no!)

But it didn't work and he escaped (phew)

Yeah he's basically Julien's shadow now (what?)

Just lucky Julien spat on his body at the funeral (WHAT?)

Meanwhile Maya:

Your son has retrieved the item that will save your daughter's life (deep relief)

But he did it by ignoring everything else you said about not going into dangerous places to murder Tachonises (that little...)

Also he's cursed now (i TOLD him)

But not because of the Tachonis (what?)

But basically because of a breach of etiquette (THAT LITTLE...)

[devinsds]

[light-summoner]

I beg for more Azune and Shadia interactions, they basically grew up together, same house and everything, and they give me the vibe of older sister that WILL drag you into things in the middle of the night, "PUT YOUR BOOTS ON WE'RE GOING TO THE BAR" "Shadia it's literally three am"

[dungeons-and-drawing]

My love of the tragic paladin trope grows. Eursulon, Kaladin, Absolute Wonder Woman, and now Azune ❤️

[coffeeecatss]

Cr4 npc sketches accidentally fully rendered portraits part 2 of ???

With my boy Hannan (in angry mode to practice expressions) and Temelow the fey fortune teller

[ariesrin]

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

[mas-o-kissed]

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

[egberts]

the number one baby name of the century is... formaldehyde!

[egberts]

nicknames for formaldehyde:

Hydie

Forma

Mallie

Maldie

Fifi

[druidposting]

Its crazy as hell that Primus just openly killed a member of the Circle of the Hunt in his front yard for sure, but could you imagine if he'd actually killed Wick??

Chosen scion of House Halovar, your closest ally? Beloved grandson of Yannessa who covered for you in the meeting, and who more importantly currently believes said grandson is completly in line with the Halovar's plans? Not to mention the broader political fallout of the recently RESURRECTED Photarch's publically beloved grandson being found dead in Dol-Makjar.

Like in theory the Tachonises would try and cover this up, its unlikely anyone had eyes on the courtyard at the time, but Primus literally just learned and spoke to Yannessa about how there are maybe forces beyond the other Sundered Houses that are peering into the innerworkings of their political game, like what is the strategy here Primus. There are unknown entities digging into your machinations, a group of people literally just broke into your house. What

[your-turn-to-role]

[twinklestarss]

“Slit her throat. Has she done some something wrong? She’s annoyed me. Slit her throat, or I’m going to kill you.”-Primus/Wick

Campaign 4 Episode 31: Trick of the Light