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tobias krum flying instructor

[absurdistgirlie]

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[circeleroux]

You won’t stop me… You wouldn’t. 

[tobiaskrum]

I'm pretty sure that I would. 

[lupinsted]

How cute, it knows jokes. 

Do another one. 

[tobiaskrum]

What's yellow and black and dumb all over? 

You.

[edmundo-diaz]

[lupinsted]

Ridiculous.

[tobiaskrum]

Yes you are.

[shininglike-victoireweasley]

Who said that this had anything to do with you?

[tobiaskrum]

Don't most things? 

[seraphine-rupert]

Forget it, then. I refuse to do that.

Very mature, Krum. Let me know when you’re meeting him next, I’d like to have a chat with the little guy.

[tobiaskrum]

You are so stubborn.

I'm sure he'd just love you. Perhaps he'd even drag you down to the underworld and make you his bride.

[seraphine-rupert]

How many times have I told you not to call me Rupert? 

It’d probably be the other way around. Who’d give you alcohol when you’re in need?

[tobiaskrum]

Maybe if you finally admitted how devilishly handsome I am, I'd remeber not to call you that.

Voldemort himself, I think. He rises from the ashes, just to give me my fix. He's really a sweet fellow. I'll introduce you sometime. 

[seraphine-rupert]

You can be disgusting especially with a face like yours.

[tobiaskrum]

Face it, Rupert, you'd miss me if I wasn't around.

[malfoy-cordelia-blog]

Aren’t you a teacher of sorts? Should you really be speaking this way about your students?

[tobiaskrum]

Technically, I'm only an instructor for first years, and everyone calls them idiots freely, so I think I'm in the clear.

[seraphine-rupert]

Disgustingly annoying, I’m sure of it. No fine line for you, mister. 

[tobiaskrum]

No one with a face like mine could ever be disgusting. 

[malfoy-cordelia-blog]

Not really. I was hoping saying it out loud would make some of the people in my immediate vicinity be a little quieter, but it doesn’t seem to have worked as I’d hoped.

[tobiaskrum]

I'm convinced most people in this castle are brain-dead, so I'm not surprised that your subtly went above their heads.

[seraphine-rupert]

Has anyone every told you how disgustingly annoying you are? You couldn’t be intimidating even if you tried, Krum.

[tobiaskrum]

Disgustingly annoying or devishly handsome? I know there's a fine line between the two. 

[malfoy-cordelia-blog]

[mutters] How can this place possibly be so loud on a tuesday afternoon?

[tobiaskrum]

Are you talking to yourself?

[shininglike-victoireweasley]

Is it socially acceptable to fall asleep this early…?

[tobiaskrum]

Godric, no. I'm insulted to the very bone, Weasley. Does this mean I bore you? 

[circeleroux]

No, I think I’ll keep going. Thanks for the warning anyway.

[tobiaskrum]

I can't let you do that, Blondie. 

[chris-longbottom]

[freezes before turning around and grins] Let’s just uh- keep this between us?

[he continues slowly shuffling backwards in the direction he was going]

[tobiaskrum]