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@chris-longbottom
Definitely. About how many girls you’re shagging, how many drugs you’re taking, that sort of thing. [grins] I’m obviously their inside source.
Oh. Then it should be fine, since the news on both those fronts comes up to nothing at all. [eyes widen] You best not be making me look too terrible.
Am I pretty?
Already been checked for narcolepsy, don’t you worry. Although I appreciate your concern for my safety.
Someone has to. We look out for each other. Godric knows we don't do a good job of it for ourselves.
Am I pretty?
I really have no interest in knowing you at all, so I’ll be just fine.
Lovely.
Am I pretty?
Sounded like one to me. But to each to his own, Longbottom. I was just making you sure your ego didn’t grow out of its place simply because of a little girl’s comment.
Right... If you knew me at all you'd know I'm not the type. You know what they say about assuming
Am I pretty?
Is that a compliment?
Hardly. I don't believe I would have any compliments for you
Am I pretty?
Or yourself. You could have done some awful things to your good looks growing up, drugs, accidents, anything really. You’re as responsible for yourself as anyone else.
To be honest I'm quite surprised I haven't broken my face yet. But... thank you?
Well, one of them’s your dad, so that’s hardly surprising. I bet they all gossip about you.
Oh Godric, you think so? I sure hope not...
Am I pretty?
Hey, I have some staunch supporters in this school, I’m sure. They don’t call me Sleeping Beauty for nothing.
That's true, you do sleep a lot. Might want to get that checked out, actually
I swear, every year, the stupid first years get ruder.
I think they do. It was all downhill after our year
Am I pretty?
Me, obviously. Get with the program, Chris.
I think Johnny would disagree. As would Albus... It seems you've got competition and it's only coming from the men of the school [he laughs]
Please, you’re around Juliette and I far too much to be responsible.
I'm mostly responsible. At least in front of professors
Am I pretty?
Your welcome, although I was hardly the one to give you your face. Thats pure genetic. [smiles, a little absently]
I suppose I'd have to thank my parents if I could
Nice job, I hope? Pleasant? Easy? Sort of thing you’d expect an unqualified wizard kid to be able to do without overstretching themselves?
Am I pretty?
Well your face is highly symmetrical.
Uh. Thank you? I suppose?
Am I pretty?
You’re the second prettiest person at this school, don’t you worry.
Who's the prettiest then? It's not a girl, I hope.
Am I pretty?
She must’ve been blind. Or just plain stupid.
Ha ha ha. You're very helpful as per usual
Hey, you’d be guilty by association, Longbottom, so don’t look too thrilled by the prospect.
Oi! I am a responsible school boy, I resent that statement.
