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Inside my head is two blackberries. They rattle oh so nicely.

[crimson-chains]

A true story of something that happened to me at a con a few years ago! I just couldn't believe that bag saldjaldjalkd!!!

[wyrhtart]

king of approving when you stand your ground

[guerrillatech]

[girlvasectomy]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[sinizade]

Wonder Woman and Steven Universe because they would be BESTIES

[byjove]

we don’t really have axe murderers anymore

[byjove]

they were rendered wholly extinct by the allure of gun violence, chainsaw and machete murderers are the spiritual successors to the axe murderers of yore

[rosaq]

did you know the bisexual flag was created in 1998. and that rose quartz was still alive back then bc steven was only born in 2000. yeah

[hunterbadbatch]

[biocrafthero]

perceived skill

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[artemissoftstepper]

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

[voxelfoxkae]

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[relishboi]

someone post john cena suit gangnam style depression

[relishboi]

have to do everything myself

[quietwingsinthesky]

very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they can’t stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body that’s going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that they’ll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know they’re going to stick around as long as they will

[quietwingsinthesky]

“why are elves so snobby and exclusive and cut-off from everyone else” befriending you means they’ll end up burying you and your children and your grandchildren and they’ll still be young. exactly how many times do you think you could choose to do that. if you live through enough centuries, eventually you run out of days in the year to visit each grave.

[happyroadkillart]

🇺🇸 🦅 🦅🦅

[setulose]

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

[setulose]

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you