Toby Smirnoff

he/pup/paw this is a bully self insert/oc blog!! main blog: @p0rcelain-pup

[toby-smirnoff]

HI GUYS !! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) ‹𝟹

Just got to bullworth academy guys! damn..some of these guys are real scary. literally HALF of these guys are so tall....... (╥﹏╥)

my name's toby smirnoff!! it's my first week at bullworth and so far it's okay....

my profile:

RELATIONSHIP CHARTS:

[lots of pink because this boy is very gay]

[ooc] hihihihihiii this is my first rp blog ajasbhahdgshd so sorry if i'm not too good at this typa stuff....also it's just lowk me

things to know abt me!!

i'm a minor, so no nsfw stuff

gay and trans

i'm okay with flirting, but i will turn down any girls

out of character will be written like "[ooc] i am saying smth out of character."

feel free to send asks!!!

i selfship with the smopwalski polycule, so i'm open to interacting with gary, petey, and jimmy blogs !! :3

me and @harvington-buckley are in a qpr but i do selectively share with him!!

[applinsweet]

do you, uh...do you have a favorite animal? just wondering.

-@toby-smirnoff

Uhhh . . . I don't think I have favorite animals, to be honest. I like them all, except for birds because I'm not that fond of them. But if I had to choose, I'd say moths are really interesting for me!

[toby-smirnoff]

i adore moths, especially the rosy maple moth. i always felt very bad for them, though, because they are treated very poorly compared to their more colorful and way grosser cousins the butterfly.

[applinsweet]

It's true, I feel bad for those moths that are not as colorful or eye-catching. People tend to hesitate when they see how beautiful they seem because of it's colors or shapes, but kill other insects without second thought.

[toby-smirnoff]

yeah, like flies..

oh, flies! have you ever seen the fly? it's this movie from the eighties with jeff goldblum. it's about this guy, seth brundle, who's an awkward scientist working on teleportation so he doesn't have to get carsick or airsick ever again.

[applinsweet]

I don't think I've seen it? I'm not very into movies, but we can watch it together, Toby. It seems interesting and funny enough, I also get carsick, a lot.

[toby-smirnoff]

i had to look away a few times due to my emetophobia, but it's still really good. eighties horror is always peak.

now that i think about it..you kinda remind me of seth brundle a little bit, minus the grotesque turning into a giant human-fly hybrid thing.

[norton-w]

hii..uh..congrats on class president, dude...

you're uhm, really cool..

-@toby-smirnoff

Oh thank you Toby! That’s very sweet of you dear!!! :D I’m very happy I won!

[toby-smirnoff]

dear? i'm, uh, you called me dear? i mean.. yes, you're, uh.. very welcome..

[norton-w]

Oh yes! I’m a big fan of pet names, I hope that won’t cause you any problems hun. :)

[toby-smirnoff]

i...wow. i'm just so used to getting pushed that i guess this, uh, just comes as such a big shock. especially since you're uh, so, uhm...well-liked and stuff.

[applinsweet]

do you, uh...do you have a favorite animal? just wondering.

-@toby-smirnoff

Uhhh . . . I don't think I have favorite animals, to be honest. I like them all, except for birds because I'm not that fond of them. But if I had to choose, I'd say moths are really interesting for me!

[toby-smirnoff]

i adore moths, especially the rosy maple moth. i always felt very bad for them, though, because they are treated very poorly compared to their more colorful and way grosser cousins the butterfly.

[applinsweet]

It's true, I feel bad for those moths that are not as colorful or eye-catching. People tend to hesitate when they see how beautiful they seem because of it's colors or shapes, but kill other insects without second thought.

[toby-smirnoff]

yeah, like flies..

oh, flies! have you ever seen the fly? it's this movie from the eighties with jeff goldblum. it's about this guy, seth brundle, who's an awkward scientist working on teleportation so he doesn't have to get carsick or airsick ever again.

[norton-w]

hii..uh..congrats on class president, dude...

you're uhm, really cool..

-@toby-smirnoff

Oh thank you Toby! That’s very sweet of you dear!!! :D I’m very happy I won!

[toby-smirnoff]

dear? i'm, uh, you called me dear? i mean.. yes, you're, uh.. very welcome..

[applinsweet]

do you, uh...do you have a favorite animal? just wondering.

-@toby-smirnoff

Uhhh . . . I don't think I have favorite animals, to be honest. I like them all, except for birds because I'm not that fond of them. But if I had to choose, I'd say moths are really interesting for me!

[toby-smirnoff]

i adore moths, especially the rosy maple moth. i always felt very bad for them, though, because they are treated very poorly compared to their more colorful and way grosser cousins the butterfly.

[toby-smirnoff]

( Please tell me if Damir is being too mean. )

[ooc] no bro it's totally fine

it's rlly funny tbh bc why is he so pissed all i did was say hi

[applinsweet]

I don't like photos much, but I felt a little prettier today with the ummm. . . halloween costume I'm preparing. What do you guys think? Should I change something . . ?

[toby-smirnoff]

woah...i mean wow xuān you look so cool! i don't really know anything about fantastic four but it, uh..the costume suits you.

i think i need to step outside for a bit.

[applinsweet]

Huh. . . ? Are you okay, Toby? Sorry― Thanks? Um. Okay, thank you for the kind words.

*glances around like kicked puppy.* What did just happen?

[toby-smirnoff]

i think i'm alright now..just get random, uh, random dizziness sometimes.

[applinsweet]

Oh, want to sit down? Let me get you a cup of tea, my grandma went through the same when she felt too stressed.

[toby-smirnoff]

oh, thanks, man.. what kinda tea is it? if, uh, if you wanna tell me, of course..

[applinsweet]

Hibiscus tea, my grandma told me it's a great way to help with blood pressure. It's yummy to drink, I tell you.

Come on, let's get you to the greenhouse, yeah? It'll make you feel more at ease away from. . . these wild animals. *glances at a group of students fighting like dogs and cats, pulling Toby to the Harrington house.*

[toby-smirnoff]

yeah, yeah..i, uh, thanks, man.

[applinsweet]

I don't like photos much, but I felt a little prettier today with the ummm. . . halloween costume I'm preparing. What do you guys think? Should I change something . . ?

[toby-smirnoff]

woah...i mean wow xuān you look so cool! i don't really know anything about fantastic four but it, uh..the costume suits you.

i think i need to step outside for a bit.

[applinsweet]

Huh. . . ? Are you okay, Toby? Sorry― Thanks? Um. Okay, thank you for the kind words.

*glances around like kicked puppy.* What did just happen?

[toby-smirnoff]

i think i'm alright now..just get random, uh, random dizziness sometimes.

[applinsweet]

Oh, want to sit down? Let me get you a cup of tea, my grandma went through the same when she felt too stressed.

[toby-smirnoff]

oh, thanks, man.. what kinda tea is it? if, uh, if you wanna tell me, of course..

[bullworthsbestman]

hii, uh..teach me how to be cool..

-@toby-smirnoff

Being cool is not something you can teach somebody, man. What makes you cool is stuff like telling people who’s boss when they’re being dicks! Not how rich you are or any of that junk.

But I can teach you how to fight. That’ll get you places, for sure!

[toby-smirnoff]

yeah, i can't fight for shit. i could definitely benefit from some fighting tips.. if you're willing to teach me, of course.

[applinsweet]

I don't like photos much, but I felt a little prettier today with the ummm. . . halloween costume I'm preparing. What do you guys think? Should I change something . . ?

[toby-smirnoff]

woah...i mean wow xuān you look so cool! i don't really know anything about fantastic four but it, uh..the costume suits you.

i think i need to step outside for a bit.

[applinsweet]

Huh. . . ? Are you okay, Toby? Sorry― Thanks? Um. Okay, thank you for the kind words.

*glances around like kicked puppy.* What did just happen?

[toby-smirnoff]

i think i'm alright now..just get random, uh, random dizziness sometimes.

[applinsweet]

I don't like photos much, but I felt a little prettier today with the ummm. . . halloween costume I'm preparing. What do you guys think? Should I change something . . ?

[toby-smirnoff]

woah...i mean wow xuān you look so cool! i don't really know anything about fantastic four but it, uh..the costume suits you.

i think i need to step outside for a bit.

[drtrudeau]

girl i KNOW ur on ao3

-@toby-smirnoff

haha (•̀//ᴗ//•́) hopefully no one finds it...

[toby-smirnoff]

lowkey i would love to see your writing! you're really smart so i bet your fics are awesome! maybe show me some sometimes..

[applinsweet]

If the whole school teamed up, we could beat Crabblesnitch with sticks and blame it on collective psychosis due to Edna's cooking and come out clean. #ToThinkAbout

[toby-smirnoff]

okay xuān.. i see you, coming up with fire ideas.

[toby-smirnoff]

why is everyone in this school tall as fuck...me, petey, and jimmy are like the only guys under 5'5 here

[applinsweet]

i've seen you hanging out with earnest a few times, and just wanted to say hi!! he told me you like plants, and i think that's really cool! my favs are weeping willows and tulips..both angiosperms, right?

-@toby-smirnoff

Oh, hey. . . *nods slowly* Yes, yes. Basically, angiosperms are those that can make flowers and produce a seed inside a fruit or a pod, so they're kind of a large group among plants. Still, between those the clear difference is that the tulips are monocots, meaning that they have a single cotyledon I mean that they have one seed leaf, and weeping willows are eudicot, they have two or more cotyledons.

. . . Sorry for ranting, ehem. My favourites are hydrangeas! My grandma always said their meaning reminded her of me.

[toby-smirnoff]

ooh, hydrangeas are so cool! and i don't mind the ranting at all, i know i do it all the time with animals..

[harvington-buckley]

don't tell gary i said this but he's kinda...y'knowwww....

-@toby-smirnoff

Weird and off putting?

[toby-smirnoff]

that too, put i dunno dude, he's kinda cute..

i guess it's a bit of a silly thing to think.

[harvington-buckley]

Y'know maybe it's cuz I just met him but I don;t really see it...well...maybe like a LITTLE cute...in his own way...like how rats are cute...but, er, that's besides the point.

[toby-smirnoff]

yeah, yeah.. just don't tell him about this.