Tobuscus Tweetification

A "very up to date" blog of Toby Turner's tweets. [[Our names are Cyndee and Jazz, we are not Toby]]

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I have the flu, and it isn't as fun as if sounds. plz send medicine emoticons

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I hope I never kill anyone. I'd hate to have to get a teardrop tattoo

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Capture uploaded my video with two minutes shaved off for some reason, I will re-upload those two other minutes tomorrow, that's weird

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I need some resolutions, can you make me some?

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Being a girl is tough, from what I can tell. That’s why I stopped a loooong time ago

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I love leftovers, I'm just bad at leaving them

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When you're having a bad day, just remember-some people are forced to repeatedly drown in their own fluid because euthanization is illegal

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I couldn't laugh loudly enough to adequately express my love for The Interview

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!! I hope you all got the modernized technologically advanced equivalent of a Red Wagon #merrychristmas

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C'mere. Let's hug it out.

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Why can I talk to my phone but not my computer yet? give it to me.

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„„, Chameleon #nicetrysiri #manvsmachine #tobuscus

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Thanks for all the thanking of all the giving. And you're welcome

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! Or else...

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I feel a little selfish playing my own video game every day and none of you guys can yet! I’m so excited to share it, it’s so awesome

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Water is the best thing that ever happened to liquid

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Heaven seems nice. #tobuscus

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