Today In OSHA...

A Random Events Blog for the OSHAverse. Not an RP account. Posts twice a day, not including boss fights.

[todayinosha]

SUBMISSISON GUIDELINES

Can I submit events? Yes, however do make sure that your events are ones that will be fun or interesting for multiple people. Events for a specific character's plot related arc are NOT allowed

Can I include magic anons? In a sense. You can have "Curses", "Spells" or "Potions" that create magic anon-like effects, but as this is an 'event' account, there are no actual anons

What is the format for events? Prompts can be in past or present tense and begin with "Today in OSHA".

What kind of events are allowed? Basically anything as long as it follows the basic rules of the OSHAverse. Tag anything you think needs to be warned about, like blood, or unreality. Keep it sfw. If your prompt involves some form of gore etc. it will be put under a readmore.

[todayinosha]

Today in OSHA, cats have appeared in every hall, floating three feet off the ground.

[highlandswarden]

*The lost Warden wanders through OSHA's grounds in the approximate direction of the OSHA building. There's a determined look in his eyes... well, if you can see them. The brim of his tattered hat hides them most of the time.*

[todayinosha]

[There is a strange-lookong arrow sticking out of a nearby rock.]

[highlandswarden]

*Ingo stares at the arrow. He knows that they aren't in use much in Hisui, but several people still have them stashed away somewhere; after all, the Pearl Clan isn't one to rely solely on their pokemon for gathering food, or fighting against those who may cause them harm. Still, this arrow looks nothing like those ones... really, it's only recognisable due to its shape.

He heads over to look at it. Miss Akari has always liked strange objects... maybe he'll give it to her, as a gift?*

[todayinosha]

[There seems to be a root that he missed, and he trips over it- impaling him but not seeming to hurt.]

[highlandswarden]

*The lost Warden wanders through OSHA's grounds in the approximate direction of the OSHA building. There's a determined look in his eyes... well, if you can see them. The brim of his tattered hat hides them most of the time.*

[todayinosha]

[There is a strange-lookong arrow sticking out of a nearby rock.]

[todayinosha]

Today in OSHA, the floors have Pokemon ice floor physics.

[todayinosha]

[Today in OSHA, there is an oracle. Go to a tent outside an entrance to The OSHA building to get a prophecy, or a cryptic truth delivered.]

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Merlyn approaches the tent in full hazmat, rated for the highest thaum filtering she had.

She was scowling a little, not being very fond of prophecies or fortune telling, but felt enough curiosity to want to check this out anyway.

[todayinosha]

[It doesn't take long for the Oracle to start spouting shit.]

Deletion, Deletion, Red-Haired Hero, Moment of Panic, All is Lost.

[The green smoke billows heavier than when the others had their prophecies told. It's hard to see.]

[union-of-mad-scientists]

"That better not be about my daughter," Mer almost snarls, "Because if it is you're dead wrong. We'll get her through this."

[todayinosha]

All will try, all will fail. This is how it must and will be.

[The smoke stops billowing, but perhaps they could ask it for an update on something else.]

[union-of-mad-scientists]

"Yeah, sure, whatever," they scoff. "I'll succeed though. I'll break that prophecy, just like I am doing the one about me... How's that looking from your perspective, actually?"

[todayinosha]

No longer for thee, the kin of the scientist shall fulfill it.

[todayinosha]

[Today in OSHA, there is an oracle. Go to a tent outside an entrance to The OSHA building to get a prophecy, or a cryptic truth delivered.]

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Merlyn approaches the tent in full hazmat, rated for the highest thaum filtering she had.

She was scowling a little, not being very fond of prophecies or fortune telling, but felt enough curiosity to want to check this out anyway.

[todayinosha]

[It doesn't take long for the Oracle to start spouting shit.]

Deletion, Deletion, Red-Haired Hero, Moment of Panic, All is Lost.

[The green smoke billows heavier than when the others had their prophecies told. It's hard to see.]

[union-of-mad-scientists]

"That better not be about my daughter," Mer almost snarls, "Because if it is you're dead wrong. We'll get her through this."

[todayinosha]

All will try, all will fail. This is how it must and will be.

[The smoke stops billowing, but perhaps they could ask it for an update on something else.]

[todayinosha]

[Today in OSHA, there is an oracle. Go to a tent outside an entrance to The OSHA building to get a prophecy, or a cryptic truth delivered.]

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Merlyn approaches the tent in full hazmat, rated for the highest thaum filtering she had.

She was scowling a little, not being very fond of prophecies or fortune telling, but felt enough curiosity to want to check this out anyway.

[todayinosha]

[It doesn't take long for the Oracle to start spouting shit.]

Deletion, Deletion, Red-Haired Hero, Moment of Panic, All is Lost.

[The green smoke billows heavier than when the others had their prophecies told. It's hard to see.]

[todayinosha]

[Today in OSHA, there is an oracle. Go to a tent outside an entrance to The OSHA building to get a prophecy, or a cryptic truth delivered.]

[osha-certified-forklifter]

*Another thing today, in OSHA, is a ghost approaching the oracle. The mist they enter as appears to be almost at the point of solidifying and freezing*

hillo!

[todayinosha]

[The emaciated body at the center of the tent does not respond. It seems they should ask for the Oracle to say something.]

[osha-certified-forklifter]

do you tell prophecies? can you tell me one?

[todayinosha]

[In response to that, the jaw of the body opens, green smoke billowing out.]

[osha-certified-forklifter]

oo! fancy!

[todayinosha]

Darkest day, coldest night,

Lay down your fright;

Watch the mist fade,

fade to ice.

[osha-certified-forklifter]

could you explain that second part more?

[todayinosha]

Spectral fog,

Devoured in ice.

Seek no flame,

It can't stave the pain.

[todayinosha]

[Today in OSHA, there is an oracle. Go to a tent outside an entrance to The OSHA building to get a prophecy, or a cryptic truth delivered.]

[osha-certified-forklifter]

*Another thing today, in OSHA, is a ghost approaching the oracle. The mist they enter as appears to be almost at the point of solidifying and freezing*

hillo!

[todayinosha]

[The emaciated body at the center of the tent does not respond. It seems they should ask for the Oracle to say something.]

[osha-certified-forklifter]

do you tell prophecies? can you tell me one?

[todayinosha]

[In response to that, the jaw of the body opens, green smoke billowing out.]

[osha-certified-forklifter]

oo! fancy!

[todayinosha]

Darkest day, coldest night,

Lay down your fright;

Watch the mist fade,

fade to ice.

[todayinosha]

[Today in OSHA, there is an oracle. Go to a tent outside an entrance to The OSHA building to get a prophecy, or a cryptic truth delivered.]

[solarosha]

Daisy descends near the oracle, reminiscing a little about the days when she'd had some herself, but mostly there to ask a few very important questions...

"So, you are an oracle? I am sure you already know what knowledge I seek then. Hopefully you are as skilled at divining the past as the future."

[todayinosha]

[Green, sickly smoke billows out of a crack underneath the Oracle. what seems to be a rotting corpse on a stool opens its mouth and spills out an unknown truth.]

Be it dirt that you seek, bushes are what you would like to meet.

[solarosha]

"Bushes?" She nods thoughtfully. "I suppose it would be too much to ask if you could narrow that down at all... I know as well as anyone that being cryptic isn't just to mess with people."

[todayinosha]

Earthen Bushes spread like wildfire, flourishing with berries black as the night.

[todayinosha]

[Today in OSHA, there is an oracle. Go to a tent outside an entrance to The OSHA building to get a prophecy, or a cryptic truth delivered.]

[osha-certified-forklifter]

*Another thing today, in OSHA, is a ghost approaching the oracle. The mist they enter as appears to be almost at the point of solidifying and freezing*

hillo!

[todayinosha]

[The emaciated body at the center of the tent does not respond. It seems they should ask for the Oracle to say something.]

[osha-certified-forklifter]

do you tell prophecies? can you tell me one?

[todayinosha]

[In response to that, the jaw of the body opens, green smoke billowing out.]

[todayinosha]

[Today in OSHA, there is an oracle. Go to a tent outside an entrance to The OSHA building to get a prophecy, or a cryptic truth delivered.]

[osha-certified-forklifter]

*Another thing today, in OSHA, is a ghost approaching the oracle. The mist they enter as appears to be almost at the point of solidifying and freezing*

hillo!

[todayinosha]

[The emaciated body at the center of the tent does not respond. It seems they should ask for the Oracle to say something.]

[todayinosha]

[Today in OSHA, there is an oracle. Go to a tent outside an entrance to The OSHA building to get a prophecy, or a cryptic truth delivered.]

[solarosha]

Daisy descends near the oracle, reminiscing a little about the days when she'd had some herself, but mostly there to ask a few very important questions...

"So, you are an oracle? I am sure you already know what knowledge I seek then. Hopefully you are as skilled at divining the past as the future."

[todayinosha]

[Green, sickly smoke billows out of a crack underneath the Oracle. what seems to be a rotting corpse on a stool opens its mouth and spills out an unknown truth.]

Be it dirt that you seek, bushes are what you would like to meet.

[todayinosha]

[Today in OSHA, there is an oracle. Go to a tent outside an entrance to The OSHA building to get a prophecy, or a cryptic truth delivered.]

[todayinosha]

Today in OSHA, the whispers of dead gods grow ever slightly louder.

[todayinosha]

Today in OSHA, a strange telephone call popped up on multiple people's phones