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seairis

they're so fucking real for this

#funny #Michael cera #Aubrey plaza

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josephbrassey

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

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stephenroot

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

dredsina

Urban Design Lab posted these great pics of an architect's life before CAD ...

#interesting

worstgirlintheworld

he had suchhh a way with words

sunshinetomorrow

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

pileofknives

#funny

thoughtsickles

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

#funny

sexhaver

whichever ad exec at Geico came up with the phrasing "up to 15% or more" needs some kind of award for concocting one of the most meaningless strings of words in the English language. all it guarantees is that the number is either lower or higher than 15%, inclusive. up to 15%... or more. a bladeless knife with no handle.

#funny #late stage capitalism babyyy

graceashcroft-archive-deactivat

CORPSE BRIDE (2005) dir. Tim Burton, Mike Johnson

#movies #corpse bride

pencilcat

lucy-harker

NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers

#nosfetatu #film

tylrgalpins

The Office — 4.08 | “Money”

etz-ashashiyot

Honestly a thing that I've come to realize is that people on the far left believe that they are the only ones fighting for true liberation and justice and consequently can't be high control or authoritarian - or if they are, it's justified - and people on the far right genuinely believe they are the sole guardians of freedom and morality and consequently can't be high control or authoritarian - or if they are, it's justified.

So what I'm saying is, if you don't regularly question your beliefs and reflect on your behavior, if you don't think you have the power or capacity for evil and must watch for it, you are extremely likely to fall into this.