Today's Netherlands

A look into the Netherlands's daily life!

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10.9.2020

Today, Netherlands scared Belgium by wearing a creepy mask while answering her video call. He isn't sure it was worth the inevitable retaliation, but it was funny all the same.

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9.9.2020

Today, Netherlands forgot to turn on his phone. It was very relaxing.

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8.9.2020

Today, Netherlands tried to make sense of Twitter, but he thinks he’s probably too old.

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7.9.2020

Today, Netherlands listened to some popular music and found that he didn't really like any of the songs. This has been happening for almost a century now.

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6.9.2020

Today, Netherlands fell out of his bed and felt like an idiot when he had to explain to his boss how he injured his arm.

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5.9.2020

Today, Netherlands finally arrived at a store after biking against the wind to get there, only to find that it had closed ten minutes before.

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5.8.2020

Today, Netherlands found his old typewriter and discovered a half-finished poem stuck in it. He remembers how it was supposed to end, but has to fix the typewriter before writing it.

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4.8.2020

Today, Netherlands had a philosophical debate with his rabbit, although actually with himself.

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2.8.2020

Today, Netherlands took a nice picture of himself that he will now use everywhere for the next nine years.

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1.8.2020

Today, Netherlands remembered he used to play a string instrument... But he can't remember which one.

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31.7.2020

Today, Netherlands thought his bike key somehow stopped working, but it turned out he was trying it on the wrong bike. It was identical to his own.

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30.7.2020

Today, Netherlands was followed around for a while by a little boy who was very impressed with his hair, which was flattering until it was just annoying.

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29.7.2020

Today, Netherlands threw an apple core into his garden and hit a bird with it. He was kind of impressed.

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28.7.2020

Today, Netherlands tried to make a crossword, but kept getting interrupted by phone calls. Now he'll never win the grand prize.

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27.7.2020

Today, Netherlands gossiped about something with his neighbors. Or tried to. He had no idea what they were talking about.

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26.7.2020

Today, Netherlands stopped to smell the flowers in someone's front yard, and was chased away by an old man who thought he was trying to steal them.

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25.7.2020

Today, Netherlands accidentally threw nearly all his pepper into his food, so he went and asked if his neighbors had any dinner to spare instead.