[turnipoddity]

prom

[chewbacca]

The Child trying to sneak a glance under Din’s helmet THE MANDALORIAN | 2.04

[xmenlesbians]

If gays go to turbo-hell and cars go to heaven, tell me Will, in what afterlife would we find those two trucks having sex?

[guccifloralsuits]

not saying I want to undergo demonic possession but. might be a nice lil break to let someone else steer for a while

[grimeclown]

[marinersubmariner]

I love this dude, but mostly I’m excited that cable knit sweaters exist in Star Wars

[ontareblogs]

This looks like a “humans of new york” picture

[what-even-is-thiss]

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

[fangirltothefullest]

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

[conversationswithamillennial]

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

[what-even-is-thiss]

Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!

[nerdy-as-heck]

This picture makes my intellectual half happy but also causes me great pain

[dragon-in-a-fez]

is your intellectual half the horse half or the human half

[beowulf22121]

Head, Abdomen, Thorax. 6 limbs. Insect.

[would-we-be-friends-if-i]

That last comment hit me so hard I felt like Plato when Diogenes plopped a plucked chicken down and declared it a man

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ya’ll dissing the supernatural finale like the writers didn’t sacrifice every lead character so georgia could turn blue twice

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

YES THEY FUCKING CONFIRMED THE GEORGIA VOTE LIKE AN HOUR AFTER THE SUPERNATURAL FINALE, tonight is gonna be hog fucking wild here on tumblr dot mega hell

[prettyprettysharpteeth]

please GOD let me learn things from actual news sources

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

IF YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME CLOISTERED IN THE CLOWNERY STOP COMPLAINING WHEN THE CLOWNS ARE YOUR ONLY CONVERSATION PARTNERS

[surprisebitch]

watch until the very end

[atlasblinked]

your url just makes it better

[canuckianhawkbi]

[corancoranthemagicalman]

Did a fucking Cornetto commercial do this to me

[darkwitchling]

I reblogged this shit a month ago what are you doing

[corancoranthemagicalman]

Queuing?

[totallyfubar]

Hot dog water is the exact opposite of holy water in that you can add a single drop of it to any amount of pure water and it will make the entire thing unpure

[wumblr]

now THIS is the kind of philosophical liturgy i come to tumblr for. FINALLY i can defeat the pope

[bergaralovebot]

Ryan Bergara in Cynthia Anderson Q+A from Buzzfeed Unsolved Network

[waco]

ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

[watcherxunsolved]

If you haven't seen this ICONIC shyan moment,

Are you even a shyan shipper? 🤔

Ryan knew what he did. DID YOU SEE THAT SMIRK!? 😂

[boeing747]

what if a garden gnome is just the larval stage of a wizard

[antique-scarecrow]

annoyed i had to read this, but strangely intrigued…

[blessyourheartlittleone]

whoever has my voodoo doll pls tuck it into bed and give it a lil forehead kiss i need it

[karmanistic]

[catchymemes]

[r4cs0]

That GIF is killing me