Teese

I write fan fiction

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[todderud]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Alexi Laiho, in an alcohol-fueled rage, encounters an ancient deity and, in a feisty battle, lunges and him and laughs him in the face. The consequences of this action turn out to be grave, and while battling his own demons, inward demons and one outward demon, he has to navigate a difficult and ever-changing relationship with his best friend, Janne, a relationship that turns out to be more complex than he’d ever imagined. It gets dark on occasion, but as time goes by, Alexi learns a couple of hard facts about himself and his priorities, but when a shocking twist pummels him in the face, will he learn his lesson or disappear in the darkness once more? Because in this story, the darkness is always looming and death is always lurking in the shadows.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

This is a fucked up love story. It isn’t ‘boy meets girl, boy and girl fall in love and live happily ever after’; it’s ‘Marilyn Manson meets Johnny Depp and hell on earth ensues’, hell because both have anger issues, are selfish and don’t know how to love. And when you’re a self-involved asshole who doesn’t know how to love, you do stupid, hurtful shit, and lives are ruined. In this story, Johnny is the main asshole, and he’s a coward. Marilyn in butthurt and doesn’t know if he can forgive Johnny, but who knows, maybe he can? Human hearts can be flexible, after all, even when they shouldn’t be.

It gets worse before it gets better. Johnny’s life goes straight to hell. But when everything goes to hell, you’ve got a tough decision to make: Be happy with living in your own bullshit, or, well, do something about it. Can he turn his life around? And perhaps more importantly, can he turn Marilyn’s life around?

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[todderud]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The year is 2017. Over the last few years, Bam Margera has spent more time in the limelight due to his alcoholism than his MTV career, and while he is on the road of recovery, he still feels as though his life is going nowhere. On one hand, he has picked up skateboarding again, but on the other, his marriage is falling apart. The death of Ryan Dunn continues to plague him, and he is haunted by loneliness and grief. Everyone close to him doubts his sobriety, and even Bam himself does not know whether he can fight his inner demons or not. He often stares longingly at the tiny, expensive bottles in the minibar.

An old photo turns everything upside down. Bam is reminded of all that he threw away as a young man, and the meaning of the saying ‘you don’t know what you have until it’s gone’ becomes the wicked joke of his existence. Can he, as a thirty-seven-year-old recovering alcoholic, become the man he always hoped to be? Or will alcohol win the final battle?

And perhaps more importantly, will an acquaintance of old play an important role in the final outcome?

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Ville and Bam

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