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Hey, you. You’re finally awake!

Hello and welcome to Todd Howard’s number 1 hate page! /hj

My name is ToddHowardh8r but y’all can call me Th8r (pronounced TEE-Hater) and/or mudcrab!

A couple things to know about me is that I have AuDHD and my special interest is The Elder Scrolls Franchise (^з^)-☆ in fact, this entire blog may or may not be an outlet for my special interest so feel free to talk about anything Elderscrolls related ( 'ω' ) !

I’m also a bit of a one trick pony so follow if you only want to hear about the Elderscrolls and nothing else** !!

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STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!!!

So the rules of interacting with my blog are very simple!

#1 I am an adult and we cannot be moots if you are underage. Please DNI !

#2 I don’t tolerate Racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, ableist and any form of bigoted rhetoric on my blog. ESPECIALLY when it’s Elderscrolls “fans” applying real world bigoted principles to the game. There’s a very fine line between ironic jokes criticizing our world through the lens of elderscrolls lore and straight up masking real life bigotry using video game terminology.

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Have a look at my wares!

When I rarely not post about TES I’m most likely talking about the last unicorn, lotr, the hobbit, and medival stuff in general, but that’s only happened once so far (may/2026)

I draw and write occasionally!

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Well met!

All in all, Have fun!

A small side note is that tone indicators are awesome and please use them (*´ω`*)

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#blog intro #elder scrolls #intro post

Fuck you Todd Howard.

#i still love you #elder scrolls

#i made something #the elder scrolls oblivion #elder scrolls #tesblr #oblivion

avanishedghost

Thus spoke Sheogorath

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Spell Tome: Stendarr’s Aura Farming

I’ve always loved the phrase “The eyes are the gateway to the soul.” Especially when applied to the Dragonborn (plural). In the history of Tamriel the Dragonborn they are beings of great power, madness, and intelligence, being literal Demigods with inhuman souls. They are not regular humans and I wish that in the games there was one better depiction of that and one way I propose is making the eyes of the Dragonborn different to those of regular mortals. So here’s my little head cannon on Dragonborn eyes :3

#the elder scrolls skyrim #head cannons #tesblr #ignore my spelling #I hate Todd Howard and his lack of detail #elder scrolls

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We are very saddened to learn of the passing of Camelworks. He did a lot to spread love of The Elder Scrolls and its lore throughout the community, and all of our interactions with him were extremely positive. Although I only had a few direct interactions with him, he without a question was willing to assist us with our own projects to the most of his ability.

We wish the best for his friends and family. His family are asking to share your fond memories of him, and we hope that you do: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIpSYI4ASgA

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“When the next Elder Scroll is written, you shall be its scribe. The shape of the future, the fate of the Empire, these things now belong to you."

-Martin Septim

Rest easy camel. I hope you now know all the secrets of the Elder Scrolls and are drinking mead with the greats in sovengarde.

#RIP camelworks

Morrowind is just Australia

#giant bugs #everything is trying to kill you #they have the same accent #morrowind #does that mean th chimer were the British who got cursed to be Australian?

Happy Valentine’s Day to the love of my life The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim TM Bethesda sofworks!!!!!

(And to Todd Howard too I guess)

#valentines day #the elder scrolls skyrim #tesblr #skyrim #I’m in a toxic relationship with Todd Howard fighting for custody rights over TES 6 (that’s why it hasn’t come out yet)

A guy came into my job today wearing a propeller hat, you know the multi colored kind with the little red propeller? I hope you know you brought joy and whimsey distracting me from the ever so tightening grip of capitalism around our necks chaining us to monotony and minimalism squashing our childlike wonder because god forbid the worker indulges in simple joys.

Anyways you really made my day!