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Todo did you know you're my favorite droid?

Well I do now, anonymous! How very interesting. Have we met?

I shall have to tell Bane I have a fan! I am sure he will be thrilled there are others out there who appreciate me!

#todo 360 #at your service

what's it like working for the grinch?

Who is this “grinch?” I work for Cad Bane, thank you very much!

Hondo Ohanka, says you owe him credits for ruining his favorite pair of boots.

Well, Hondo Ohnaka is a liar. Just ask Bane!

Why in the galaxy would he spread such rumors? I have never gone anywhere near his—his boots!

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What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

Stay low.

Got plenty’a hideouts in de galaxy and don’t need no one but m’self.

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But Bane—what about me?

do robots dream?

I have … dreams. Not in the sense you dream them. But I often find myself wishing for certain… things.

Have u ever called bane dad?

Excuse me? Does it appear that we are related? I, am a droid! The closet thing I have to a “dad” is Vertseth Automata, thank you very much!

*slaps Todo* (affectionate)

I am composed of high-quality durasteel and bronzium, for your information!

… I do hope your hand is not broken. *Snickers*

Todo you're an underappreciated baddie and I want you to know that

I am a baddie? I do not believe I am bad or good. Whatever it takes to get the job done, as Bane says!

#Although underappreciated is accurate.

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Done! Oil Bath for T0D0, you can get whatever and I’m going to finally relax 😌 (oh also, cucumber masks are on me, plus lunch)

Good. De lil’ rust bucket could use it.

todo-360

Rust— rust bucket? I am not rusty! Although, I could use an oil bath…

cutie patootie

I am a techo-service— cutie patootie? I have never heard of that model of droid! Is it new?

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I wish I could catch a break. I'm sick and tired of everyone's poodoo, including my own. But you get that, right?

Sick of everyone's shit and yer own, eh? Best flush it down. Don't want it stinkin' up de place—and by place, I mean yer mind.

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Mister Bane, why is it that you cannot take your own advice?

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do Bounty Hunters get sick days? (Currently sick and can’t hear anything through plugged ears) if not what do you do if you’re too sick to work properly?

Considerin' we're independent contractors, de answer's no, but I ain't werkin' fer no Guild.

Ain't no such thing as too sick--unless ye mean sick'a someone's shit, dhen I plug 'em fulla lasers and call it a day.

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Mister Bane, you know that you prefer the fuzzy slippers made of bantha fur when you do not feel well. And let us not forget, you request bedjie broth every time.

I do not know how you can watch the same episode of Moray and Faz twenty times in a row without getting bored. Another of your talents, I presume. And if the thermostat is set to anything above seventy degrees, I know I will be the first one to hear about it!