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We are SO back. TOECAR season 5 is upon us!
We'll y'all that race was a wild one. Most injured driver tonight had to be Fred Wurst. No updates on his condition so far. Still, this season of the splint cup is on a streak of non-lethality.
My 6th connection got delayed so now instead of 5 more layovers I have 7 and a bike ride
That was a wild race. Good to see the curse of Pierre still going strong. I won't be able to cover tomorrow's race live. My flight to Miami has about 12 layovers and I won't make it in time.
LIL CORNSTALK ARRESTED
DEATHS TODAY:
Dad Gum
33 spectators
Burnie Talldown (firefighter)
4 spectators on the infield
SPUD WINS AT TRENTON
Scubs with an impressive block
Youngstroker da Body Snatcher and Lil Corn Stalk hit the wall. Stroker stopped under bleachers. Lil corn stalk drives straight through the RV park. 4 attendees dead. Rip Burnie talldown, whose fire truck was hit in the accident.
Lil corn stalk and young stroker off track bad. MORE attendees dead.
Joe Swanson spins no caution
DAD GUM GOT ABDUCTED LIKE WALTER PRESSURE NO SURVIVAL POSSIBLE AT LEAST 200 ATTENDEES INJURED THE CATCHFENCE DID NOT DO ITS JOB
Wreck on caution, Elly almost dies
CURSE OF WALTER PRESSURE
Dad gum has a tummy ache
Lap 34 Corey Origami sideways, Cam Aero flips on top of Spindiana Bones
Crash 2 recap:
Eleven Paxaday, Kobe Keith, and Ashiago Asiago slam the wall and flip, Mike Candy and the #2 involved afterwards