hnah

saul goodman funko pop in real life

[catcrumb]

[adampvrrish]

my fatal flaw is that if i don't want to do something i just won't do it like mama raised a quitter for sure.. i'll be doing something and suddenly be like damn what if i just didn't 🤔. very freeing but also i suffer so many consequences

[sleepy-bebby]

More possums

[kingjizzard]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

scooby doo taufht me that the sandwich is really really tall but he is eating it anyways

[vqj]

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

[watsername]

Rb to wrap the person you followed from in a fluffy blanket and give them a mug of cocoa

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

[gunsandfireandshit]

Transcendent comedy

[justsomeantifas]

you know what’s always bothered me? how people talk about their babies having “random weird fussy days” and they get mad about it right but the thing about that is...

babies don’t steadily grow, they grow in spurts, which means on a growth day they’re in quite a lot of pain ... but no one takes it seriously because a baby can’t communicate that they’re growing over a centimeter over night and that HURTS

like, massage your fussy baby ... theyre having a hard time ... theyre growing obscene amounts in a short period of time and need love and care ...

[justsomeantifas]

people will be like “my baby crawled yesterday but now theyre all fussy and acting like they cant crawl.”

ok i dont see you trying to run a marathon every day during a growth spurt when you did it yesterday ... fuckin chill. that baby is hurting.

everything about a babys growth is painful but no one talks about it??? why?! respect your baby and understand what amazing feats theyre accomplishing every day. geez. !!!!

[justsomeantifas]

doctors literally have to tell people “no you cant spoil your infant by holding them too much and helping them feel better when they cry” and tbh that alone is disgusting that people have so little regard for their babies they think providing adequate care to them is the same as “spoiling” them and will use their periods of growth and pain as examples of a spoiled baby. 😡

[justsomeantifas]

like did yall know youre not even supposed to wait for a newborn to cry before feeding them?? youre supposed to feed them before they cry because crying is actually hard on their stomachs and makes things worse!!! but people would apparently rather be annoyed at their child before feeding them????

[georgeboleyn-againstovertime]

There’s been multiple studies that show how children who were held a lot, talked to, dotted on, and had their feelings taken seriously as small babies/children have healthier brains than those who were treated like you said or worse.

Neglected kids have less function in their temporal lobes and are more likely to suffer from mental illness whether they cognitively remember the events or not. Another thing that has been known for decades now.

It starts at birth. Children MUST be cared for. Leaving them to sob hysterically or punishing them in any way for being in pain can end up dooming them to a sad life. This culture of letting your kid cry and even getting mad at them for it is exactly why the older generations typically has such a problem with emphasizing with others.

Love your kids.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[orpheuslament]

g*d imagine being will graham and waking up every day in the arms of one of the most dangerous and prolific serial killers in recorded history and knowing nothing but him could ever hurt you again. you sleep in the belly of the beast and that means no one can touch you. he has swallowed you up and that means youre safe.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

i would flip out. he eats guys

[the-last-girl-scout]

I’m not sure what to do with this image, but it’s powerful

[theonewhocheeps]

Spell to ward against Travis McElroy

[enderwiggin]

[enderwiggin]

Good tags:

[heritageposts]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

StopLine3

[david-box]

[Video ID: Tik Tok video from user ugrunna depicting the wearing a white blouse and a beaded necklace as they put on large beaded dangling earrings and makeup. Video audio of them speaking is captioned. End ID]

[deglutitionborborygmus]

[Additional audio transcript: If you have ever found beauty in Indigenous culture, then I ask that you stay until the end of this video. Line 3 is a proposed pipeline expansion to bring nearly a million barrels of tar sands per day from Alberta, Canada to Superior, WI. Not only would this pipeline contribute greatly to climate change, it would also violate Anishinaabe treaty rights. This new pipeline would go through 800 wetlands and 200+ bodies of water. Police have already militarized against demonstrators. Embridge, the company behind this, is already responsible for the largest inland oil spill in the U.S. Enough has already been stolen from Indigenous people. Wherever you are and whatever your skillset, there’s a place for you in the movement to #StopLine3. Love our people the same way that you love our cultures. Learn more at StopLine3.org. \End transcript] 

[kaijuno]

Boo we hate your pussy

[unclefather]

just call me Kesha

[unclefather]

[kaijuno]

Queen shit

[prettyboywynn]

[lmaonade]

fried chicken wednesday baby

[marvinmarkz-deactivated20220812]

Fried Chicken Wednesday baby. Yeah, fuckin'- it's one of my favorite nights. Gonna have some fried chicken, yeah- fuckin' Wednesday baby, fuckin' fried chicken. Yep, Fried Chicken Wednesday. Fried Chicken Wednesday- who deserved fried chicken? Me! I deserve fried chicken, it's FUCKIN' Wednesday. Wednesday night, fried chicken, yeah. Closer to the weekend Thursday, and then Friday here comes da weekend. Fuckin'--.. Fuckin' Wednesday night, Fried Chicken Wednesday babey. Who deserves fried chicken? Me! Who deserves fried chicken?ME. Love fried chicken :) Chicken Wednesday, baby. Fuckin' Fried Chicken Wednesday. Wednesday night, baby. Fried Chicken Wednesday, yeah.

[squeakitties]

[squeakitties]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

if you’re not vaccinated i will NOT look at your pussy

[buzzlightyearhugecock]