bad boy s u p r e m e

[tofutacoexpert]

Leo would go to Jason’s funeral.

[tofutacoexpert]

I missed all the Leo salt :(

[tofutacoexpert]

titanslayer

      ` so … fuck … is just.  quiznak? `

   “Who taught you the fuck word.”

[tofutacoexpert]

Potterverse Leo is definitely still full mexican; his (muggle) mother moved to London (I’m thinking Hackey? Purely for the accent lol) from America when she was in her 20′s, met Leo’s father, a Very Famous broomstick maker (Hephaestus, also mexican because. BECAUSE.) while there, and then boom. Leo happened.

[tofutacoexpert]

titanslayer:

      ` … the pitch is closed, and i can’t practice. `  the end is nigh; jason can’t take his broom for a spin.  ` this is RIDICULOUS.  the weather isn’t even that bad — it’s a little drizzle! `  outside, thunder bangs heavily, and a fork of lightning flashes behind him.  ` TINY little shower! `

" I love you, but that is... Do not do this. I mean, you wanna look more like a bleached hedgehog, Grace? Go out, get hit by lightning, profit from your newfound resemblance to Guy Fieri. ”

[tofutacoexpert]

titanslayer:

      racism, angry christians, homecoming mums, texas shaped everything, y’all’d’ve.

...You win this round, vanilla scoop.

[tofutacoexpert]

He’s not a REAL cowboy until he names at least five southern things.

[tofutacoexpert]

titanslayer:

     dodges. and continues on his quest to pancakes…

  CLINGS TO HIS FEET. You have been apprehended, sir!!

[tofutacoexpert]

titanslayer:

     `…how hard can making pancakes be?`

     THROWS HIMSELF IN THE WAY, BODYGUARD STYLE.

[tofutacoexpert]

titanslayer:

loyaltiide:

OBJECTING THE OBJECTION THAT WAS JUST OBJECTED ON THE GROUNDS THAT NAT IS A GARGANTA-NERD AND EVERY ARGUMENT SHE MAKES IS THUS NULLIFIED

UR NOT OUT OF THE WATER YET, DAISY

IF BEING A NERD NULLIFIES UR ARGUMENT HOW ARE YOU ARGUING, NERD

Can’t you two just agree that you’re both nerds with a slight weeb garnishing, and be friends???

[tofutacoexpert]

titanslayer:

loyaltiide:

THAT WAS COMPLETELY OUT OF MY CONTROL YOUR HONOR THIS WAS CLEARLY TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT

AND MIGHT I RETALIATE WITH A FIRM:

YA’ BOTH PARTICIPATED AS WELL.

IF THE NARUTO WITHIN YOU IS ASTUTE

YOU CANNOT PROSECUTE

OBJECTION UR HONOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS A VICTIM OF THAT TRAVESTY

DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY FUCKING SASUKE ICONS?????? DO YOU?????

A VICTIM

I DID NOTHING BUT LAUGH AT BOTH OF YOU SUFFERING IN NARUTO KEY. 

AND WE WERE ALL VICTIMS

[tofutacoexpert]

titanslayer:

     @tofutacoexpert, can u confirm that @loyaltiide is, in fact, a weeb?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell. The Naruto anon incident speaks for itself......

[tofutacoexpert]

titanslayer:

tofutacoexpert:

In my defence, she did deserve it at the time 

DID I FUCK, YA UGLY GREMLIN

NICO VOICE: MAMMA MIA JASON

[tofutacoexpert]

In my defence, she did deserve it at the time 

[tofutacoexpert]

I don’t really rp anymore, I just log on to stir shit @ Jason.

[tofutacoexpert]

@brokenbow replied to your post: 

“I am Will’s DAD, I dont need his permission to do things with my own cabin.”

     “nooooooooot to rip off john cena, but... are you sure about that?”

[tofutacoexpert]

"Its, ok, Leo. We have a cow hidden over at the Me Cabin. Her name is Bessie."

   “you hid a WHOLE COW in your cabin?”

   “and will LET YOU?”

   “DUUUUUUDE -- ”