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being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a $500 tip for like a $40 meal? you could make people’s months without even trying

insidiousmoonandry

If only actual rich people thought this way instead of trying to pass shitty ass laws to fuck it up for everyone else

sorry

A balanced diet means a slice of pizza in each hand

agrabahprincess

thequeenbey

alphaqueer-blog

i just need to get my shit together

— me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

madeupmonkeyshit

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY

TURNT THE FUCK UP

so-humorous

who else felt the bang

lampsarepeopletoo

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

rnushroom-blog

waiting for someone to text back like

heart0fmisanthr0py

so-personal

everything personal

lifeaccordingtohan-deactivated2

The problem with depression is

-You know you’ll be ok, but you still feel awful. -You know people love you, but it doesn’t feel like they do. -You know doing something will make you feel better, but you just don’t know how to. -You want to be well, but you just can’t seem to get there.

hanjelia

SOMEONE SAID IT

doodlepoop-deactivated20150319

2much4theseheauxs

The realist shit ever

knightly-scholar

It’s like reverse Oprah

thatmagicaldisneyplace

And the winner of the best Halloween costume goes to.. Peter Pan and his shadow!

Wish I had a twin to do this with!

no-where-boy-searching

Ummm pretty sure this is racist

thatmagicaldisneyplace

I’m sorry, what colour is your shadow then, orange?!

revysprite-deactivated20170502

LMFOOOOO

gonbutnotforgotten

this is racist and disgusting

thatmagicaldisneyplace

Not racist! How can a shadow even be the source of racism- firstly shadows don’t have a race, and secondly, everyone’s is the same bloody colour- black!

futuresideboobs

it’s a fucking shadow. it would be racist if they were trying to be Peter Pan’s black twin or something, but they’re not. they are cosplaying as a SHADOW.