The one and (not so) only Scott Pilgrim!!

YO! HI! I'M SCOTT (or, Scottie!)!! I use he/him, am genderfluid, and I'm 23. I'm the bassist for Sex Bob-omb, and I'm NOT a loser. :D | (RP . All media) |

[tokenbassist]

Intro . . .

SCOTT(IE) PILGRIM !!

The coolest 23 year old Toronto has ever seen!

I'm genderfluid, but I only really like he/him pronouns.. I'm 23 years old.. Um...

I'm a lesbian!!!. I love anyone that isn't a man so much... I swoon <3.

I'm single, I guess? I mean, I'm practically married to Wallace (y'know, living together and all...), so...

Uh.. yeah! That's about it! I play bass in Sex Bob-omb, but I'm sure you knew that-!

Gideon / Minus / Gordon

I'm the owner of this blog!

I'm 20 & single, I also run @gman-records, @pocket-simon, and @notsoyoung-neil, btw..

Same rules apply here, but to be less fancy :

No NSFW unless you're 18+, no suggestive jokes unless you're 17+

No ships unless you as the owner of the blog are 17+

Annnd yeah! That's the blog!

[tokenbassist]

You were at the grocery store, having a normal day. You walked down an aisle without looking where you were going and bumped into a woman…who had an eerily familiar face.

Oh! I’m sorry about that, was I in your way?

-???

No, no! You're alright!

Scotty stumbled for some reply, almost dropping his noodles. She looked too familiar for a stranger, it was so uncanny. Scotty couldn't place it, he was always bad with faces.. but something about them...

D-do I know you-? Sorry-

[gloriagravess]

U-Uhm-

She stared at him for a moment, clearly thinking about something

I don’t think so! Uhm…

You’ve probably never met me before, I’m new here. Sorry!

[tokenbassist]

Weird.. You look so familiar! I just can't place it.. hah...

A-anyways, I'm Scotty Pilgrim!

He held out his hand to shake for the pretty stranger. Did people still shake hands? He wouldn't know, he was kind of antisocial.

And you are...?

[tokenbassist]

You were at the grocery store, having a normal day. You walked down an aisle without looking where you were going and bumped into a woman…who had an eerily familiar face.

Oh! I’m sorry about that, was I in your way?

-???

No, no! You're alright!

Scotty stumbled for some reply, almost dropping his noodles. She looked too familiar for a stranger, it was so uncanny. Scotty couldn't place it, he was always bad with faces.. but something about them...

D-do I know you-? Sorry-

[tokenbassist]

Fumbled so hard that the girl died, how the hell do you manage that

SHE GHOSTED ME????

[tokenbassist]

RIP scotty you would have loved milfs </3

??????????

I'm not dead??

But I do love milfs.... Single moms hit my line-

[catthew-patel]

*He eventually stands next to the vace. He took a shaky breath holding his chest. He stood there for a second bracing himself*

Hello... I'm glad everyone that attended this funeral...

*He noticeably looks at the vace*

Here lies the best partner anyone could ask for... she was also a good friend to others. Love to many good or bad.

Me and her had our ups and downs. Yet, I wouldn't change it for the world, and I would never wish for it to end like this.

I have plans to propose, to be with her forever... But fate isn't always not meant to be...

*He does a few sniffles like he was trying not to cry*

Her sparks... we're the only ones I ever needed... the only ones I desire...

*Then a few tears let it flow of them went down his face, mascara obscuring it. He quickly grabbed his handkerchief and half heartedly rubbed it leaving a smear*

I'm not sure if I'll be fully normal again after this, but I know- I know that's not what she would want for me!...

She would want me to live on as normal... so I will in her wish.

...

*Some more tears streamed down using his handkerchief again touching them before they fully fell down his face. Then he looked at the crowd*

Thank you for listening...

*He walked off his head hang low as he did*

@gideonnotgordon @gman777nogoose @tokenbassist @askgmangraves @violet-varley

[tokenbassist]

You'd think Scotty would care. A funeral, for god's sake... But, really, what importance did Gloria have in his life? He was just an attendee, not a friend, or lover, or family. Getting stupid invites from her was already annoying enough. A funeral invite? Come on...

Actually... Maybe he did care. He had spent so long thinking of her, and finding out she was dead? They'd never resolve.. whatever it was. Maybe (just maybe) he started to tear up.

[catthew-patel]

*He wiping off his mascara the best he could and then notice is something from his blurry vision. He thought maybe he was seeing things he clearly wiped his eyes and saw a Scott. A SCOTT?! AT THIS EVENT?! Was he here to ridicule him? Maybe he just got lost like an idiot and somehow ended up in a funeral. Does he even know he's not interested in Ramona anymore? Matthew stare dagger into them as he walked over*

Why are you here this is invites only?!

*He said sharply looking him in the eyes*

[tokenbassist]

Scotty wasn't too keen on being seen in tears; the sudden stride forward from Matthew shook him quickly to wipe aside his forming tears.

I'm-.. I-.. I was invited-

He held out the invite he had received. It was very clearly addressed to Scotty Pilgrim. He didn't quite understand the aggression, especially from a stranger (who seemed so close to Gloria). He was just a guest at an old friends funeral...

See-?

[catthew-patel]

Wh-

*He look between the invite and him a few times looking more confused than anything*

I must have messaged the wrong person. Apology for the misunderstanding but You probably should get going.

The last thing she ever want is a Scott Pilgrim at her funeral!

Out!

[tokenbassist]

Wh- But, I...

I'm here to mourn a friend; isn't that the point of a funeral?

Scott cocked a brow, looking almost offended. He assumed there was a reason to invite him, he was friends with Gloria... They just.. hadn't talked for a while.

[catthew-patel]

...

You're friends with her?

*He seems suspicious of this claim*

[tokenbassist]

Well, not-... Not anymore. We used to be friends some years ago.. Uh.

Scotty looked down, away from Matthew. He wasn't going to diverge anything, especially to a stranger, but.. he had a history. There was a reason to be here aside from an invite! ... Right?

[catthew-patel]

*He eventually stands next to the vace. He took a shaky breath holding his chest. He stood there for a second bracing himself*

Hello... I'm glad everyone that attended this funeral...

*He noticeably looks at the vace*

Here lies the best partner anyone could ask for... she was also a good friend to others. Love to many good or bad.

Me and her had our ups and downs. Yet, I wouldn't change it for the world, and I would never wish for it to end like this.

I have plans to propose, to be with her forever... But fate isn't always not meant to be...

*He does a few sniffles like he was trying not to cry*

Her sparks... we're the only ones I ever needed... the only ones I desire...

*Then a few tears let it flow of them went down his face, mascara obscuring it. He quickly grabbed his handkerchief and half heartedly rubbed it leaving a smear*

I'm not sure if I'll be fully normal again after this, but I know- I know that's not what she would want for me!...

She would want me to live on as normal... so I will in her wish.

...

*Some more tears streamed down using his handkerchief again touching them before they fully fell down his face. Then he looked at the crowd*

Thank you for listening...

*He walked off his head hang low as he did*

@gideonnotgordon @gman777nogoose @tokenbassist @askgmangraves @violet-varley

[tokenbassist]

You'd think Scotty would care. A funeral, for god's sake... But, really, what importance did Gloria have in his life? He was just an attendee, not a friend, or lover, or family. Getting stupid invites from her was already annoying enough. A funeral invite? Come on...

Actually... Maybe he did care. He had spent so long thinking of her, and finding out she was dead? They'd never resolve.. whatever it was. Maybe (just maybe) he started to tear up.

[catthew-patel]

*He wiping off his mascara the best he could and then notice is something from his blurry vision. He thought maybe he was seeing things he clearly wiped his eyes and saw a Scott. A SCOTT?! AT THIS EVENT?! Was he here to ridicule him? Maybe he just got lost like an idiot and somehow ended up in a funeral. Does he even know he's not interested in Ramona anymore? Matthew stare dagger into them as he walked over*

Why are you here this is invites only?!

*He said sharply looking him in the eyes*

[tokenbassist]

Scotty wasn't too keen on being seen in tears; the sudden stride forward from Matthew shook him quickly to wipe aside his forming tears.

I'm-.. I-.. I was invited-

He held out the invite he had received. It was very clearly addressed to Scotty Pilgrim. He didn't quite understand the aggression, especially from a stranger (who seemed so close to Gloria). He was just a guest at an old friends funeral...

See-?

[catthew-patel]

Wh-

*He look between the invite and him a few times looking more confused than anything*

I must have messaged the wrong person. Apology for the misunderstanding but You probably should get going.

The last thing she ever want is a Scott Pilgrim at her funeral!

Out!

[tokenbassist]

Wh- But, I...

I'm here to mourn a friend; isn't that the point of a funeral?

Scott cocked a brow, looking almost offended. He assumed there was a reason to invite him, he was friends with Gloria... They just.. hadn't talked for a while.

[catthew-patel]

*He eventually stands next to the vace. He took a shaky breath holding his chest. He stood there for a second bracing himself*

Hello... I'm glad everyone that attended this funeral...

*He noticeably looks at the vace*

Here lies the best partner anyone could ask for... she was also a good friend to others. Love to many good or bad.

Me and her had our ups and downs. Yet, I wouldn't change it for the world, and I would never wish for it to end like this.

I have plans to propose, to be with her forever... But fate isn't always not meant to be...

*He does a few sniffles like he was trying not to cry*

Her sparks... we're the only ones I ever needed... the only ones I desire...

*Then a few tears let it flow of them went down his face, mascara obscuring it. He quickly grabbed his handkerchief and half heartedly rubbed it leaving a smear*

I'm not sure if I'll be fully normal again after this, but I know- I know that's not what she would want for me!...

She would want me to live on as normal... so I will in her wish.

...

*Some more tears streamed down using his handkerchief again touching them before they fully fell down his face. Then he looked at the crowd*

Thank you for listening...

*He walked off his head hang low as he did*

@gideonnotgordon @gman777nogoose @tokenbassist @askgmangraves @violet-varley

[tokenbassist]

You'd think Scotty would care. A funeral, for god's sake... But, really, what importance did Gloria have in his life? He was just an attendee, not a friend, or lover, or family. Getting stupid invites from her was already annoying enough. A funeral invite? Come on...

Actually... Maybe he did care. He had spent so long thinking of her, and finding out she was dead? They'd never resolve.. whatever it was. Maybe (just maybe) he started to tear up.

[catthew-patel]

*He wiping off his mascara the best he could and then notice is something from his blurry vision. He thought maybe he was seeing things he clearly wiped his eyes and saw a Scott. A SCOTT?! AT THIS EVENT?! Was he here to ridicule him? Maybe he just got lost like an idiot and somehow ended up in a funeral. Does he even know he's not interested in Ramona anymore? Matthew stare dagger into them as he walked over*

Why are you here this is invites only?!

*He said sharply looking him in the eyes*

[tokenbassist]

Scotty wasn't too keen on being seen in tears; the sudden stride forward from Matthew shook him quickly to wipe aside his forming tears.

I'm-.. I-.. I was invited-

He held out the invite he had received. It was very clearly addressed to Scotty Pilgrim. He didn't quite understand the aggression, especially from a stranger (who seemed so close to Gloria). He was just a guest at an old friends funeral...

See-?

[catthew-patel]

*He eventually stands next to the vace. He took a shaky breath holding his chest. He stood there for a second bracing himself*

Hello... I'm glad everyone that attended this funeral...

*He noticeably looks at the vace*

Here lies the best partner anyone could ask for... she was also a good friend to others. Love to many good or bad.

Me and her had our ups and downs. Yet, I wouldn't change it for the world, and I would never wish for it to end like this.

I have plans to propose, to be with her forever... But fate isn't always not meant to be...

*He does a few sniffles like he was trying not to cry*

Her sparks... we're the only ones I ever needed... the only ones I desire...

*Then a few tears let it flow of them went down his face, mascara obscuring it. He quickly grabbed his handkerchief and half heartedly rubbed it leaving a smear*

I'm not sure if I'll be fully normal again after this, but I know- I know that's not what she would want for me!...

She would want me to live on as normal... so I will in her wish.

...

*Some more tears streamed down using his handkerchief again touching them before they fully fell down his face. Then he looked at the crowd*

Thank you for listening...

*He walked off his head hang low as he did*

@gideonnotgordon @gman777nogoose @tokenbassist @askgmangraves @violet-varley

[tokenbassist]

You'd think Scotty would care. A funeral, for god's sake... But, really, what importance did Gloria have in his life? He was just an attendee, not a friend, or lover, or family. Getting stupid invites from her was already annoying enough. A funeral invite? Come on...

Actually... Maybe he did care. He had spent so long thinking of her, and finding out she was dead? They'd never resolve.. whatever it was. Maybe (just maybe) he started to tear up.

[tokenbassist]

Hello, I hope this message finds you in good health. As you know some of us are not as lucky. I am hosting a funeral for Gloria Graves departure. It is today at 4:00 pm by [insert location]. I hope even by the shock of the news you're able to attend the this event.

*-* Matthew Patel (Hybrid universe one)

A funeral... Great.

[tokenbassist]

No offense, but I texted you every day. Like, multiple times a day. You were online! I wanted to be a good friend, but nooo... Ol' Scotty boy wasn't good enough, was he? Well, good job! Making me feel like shit was your goal? You did fantastic.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

…Who hurt you?

[tokenbassist]

Just a girl, I don't know. I forgot about her for some time, but.. Idk.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Could you tell me everything? Do you remember her name?

[tokenbassist]

I met a girl at a concert once, I was really into her, but.. I guess when wasn't into me. We talked for a bit, but she ghosted me. Won't share her name, since she's um... Popular? But...

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Is it Envy Adams or something?? Thats a very Envy thing to do.

[tokenbassist]

I'd say.. arguably more famous? Dunno..

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

..Taylor swift?

[tokenbassist]

Who?

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

She’s a singer- nevermind!

Do you think she meant to ghost you? Or did she lose her account?

[tokenbassist]

She was online, like, constantly. I'd see her online and shoot her a message.. but nothing. Sometimes she'd go offline after I texted her.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

How long ago was this?? She sounds awful.

Reminds me of a girlfriend I had.

[tokenbassist]

It was just some time ago. I still see her sometimes, but not often anymore.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Hm…oh!

Check her facebook!

[tokenbassist]

So, uh... She's.. dead. Now I feel bad.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Am I allowed to say thats very comedic? Because it really is.

[tokenbassist]

I uh.. guess she ghosted me too hard.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Pfft-

Seems like she took it too literally.

[tokenbassist]

I mean, she was really good at it. Still is, I guess.

[tokenbassist]

No offense, but I texted you every day. Like, multiple times a day. You were online! I wanted to be a good friend, but nooo... Ol' Scotty boy wasn't good enough, was he? Well, good job! Making me feel like shit was your goal? You did fantastic.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

…Who hurt you?

[tokenbassist]

Just a girl, I don't know. I forgot about her for some time, but.. Idk.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Could you tell me everything? Do you remember her name?

[tokenbassist]

I met a girl at a concert once, I was really into her, but.. I guess when wasn't into me. We talked for a bit, but she ghosted me. Won't share her name, since she's um... Popular? But...

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Is it Envy Adams or something?? Thats a very Envy thing to do.

[tokenbassist]

I'd say.. arguably more famous? Dunno..

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

..Taylor swift?

[tokenbassist]

Who?

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

She’s a singer- nevermind!

Do you think she meant to ghost you? Or did she lose her account?

[tokenbassist]

She was online, like, constantly. I'd see her online and shoot her a message.. but nothing. Sometimes she'd go offline after I texted her.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

How long ago was this?? She sounds awful.

Reminds me of a girlfriend I had.

[tokenbassist]

It was just some time ago. I still see her sometimes, but not often anymore.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Hm…oh!

Check her facebook!

[tokenbassist]

So, uh... She's.. dead. Now I feel bad.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Am I allowed to say thats very comedic? Because it really is.

[tokenbassist]

I uh.. guess she ghosted me too hard.

[tokenbassist]

No offense, but I texted you every day. Like, multiple times a day. You were online! I wanted to be a good friend, but nooo... Ol' Scotty boy wasn't good enough, was he? Well, good job! Making me feel like shit was your goal? You did fantastic.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

…Who hurt you?

[tokenbassist]

Just a girl, I don't know. I forgot about her for some time, but.. Idk.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Could you tell me everything? Do you remember her name?

[tokenbassist]

I met a girl at a concert once, I was really into her, but.. I guess when wasn't into me. We talked for a bit, but she ghosted me. Won't share her name, since she's um... Popular? But...

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Is it Envy Adams or something?? Thats a very Envy thing to do.

[tokenbassist]

I'd say.. arguably more famous? Dunno..

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

..Taylor swift?

[tokenbassist]

Who?

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

She’s a singer- nevermind!

Do you think she meant to ghost you? Or did she lose her account?

[tokenbassist]

She was online, like, constantly. I'd see her online and shoot her a message.. but nothing. Sometimes she'd go offline after I texted her.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

How long ago was this?? She sounds awful.

Reminds me of a girlfriend I had.

[tokenbassist]

It was just some time ago. I still see her sometimes, but not often anymore.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Hm…oh!

Check her facebook!

[tokenbassist]

So, uh... She's.. dead. Now I feel bad.

[tokenbassist]

No offense, but I texted you every day. Like, multiple times a day. You were online! I wanted to be a good friend, but nooo... Ol' Scotty boy wasn't good enough, was he? Well, good job! Making me feel like shit was your goal? You did fantastic.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

…Who hurt you?

[tokenbassist]

Just a girl, I don't know. I forgot about her for some time, but.. Idk.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Could you tell me everything? Do you remember her name?

[tokenbassist]

I met a girl at a concert once, I was really into her, but.. I guess when wasn't into me. We talked for a bit, but she ghosted me. Won't share her name, since she's um... Popular? But...

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Is it Envy Adams or something?? Thats a very Envy thing to do.

[tokenbassist]

I'd say.. arguably more famous? Dunno..

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

..Taylor swift?

[tokenbassist]

Who?

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

She’s a singer- nevermind!

Do you think she meant to ghost you? Or did she lose her account?

[tokenbassist]

She was online, like, constantly. I'd see her online and shoot her a message.. but nothing. Sometimes she'd go offline after I texted her.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

How long ago was this?? She sounds awful.

Reminds me of a girlfriend I had.

[tokenbassist]

It was just some time ago. I still see her sometimes, but not often anymore.

[tokenbassist]

No offense, but I texted you every day. Like, multiple times a day. You were online! I wanted to be a good friend, but nooo... Ol' Scotty boy wasn't good enough, was he? Well, good job! Making me feel like shit was your goal? You did fantastic.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

…Who hurt you?

[tokenbassist]

Just a girl, I don't know. I forgot about her for some time, but.. Idk.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Could you tell me everything? Do you remember her name?

[tokenbassist]

I met a girl at a concert once, I was really into her, but.. I guess when wasn't into me. We talked for a bit, but she ghosted me. Won't share her name, since she's um... Popular? But...

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Is it Envy Adams or something?? Thats a very Envy thing to do.

[tokenbassist]

I'd say.. arguably more famous? Dunno..

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

..Taylor swift?

[tokenbassist]

Who?

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

She’s a singer- nevermind!

Do you think she meant to ghost you? Or did she lose her account?

[tokenbassist]

She was online, like, constantly. I'd see her online and shoot her a message.. but nothing. Sometimes she'd go offline after I texted her.

[tokenbassist]

No offense, but I texted you every day. Like, multiple times a day. You were online! I wanted to be a good friend, but nooo... Ol' Scotty boy wasn't good enough, was he? Well, good job! Making me feel like shit was your goal? You did fantastic.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

…Who hurt you?

[tokenbassist]

Just a girl, I don't know. I forgot about her for some time, but.. Idk.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Could you tell me everything? Do you remember her name?

[tokenbassist]

I met a girl at a concert once, I was really into her, but.. I guess when wasn't into me. We talked for a bit, but she ghosted me. Won't share her name, since she's um... Popular? But...

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Is it Envy Adams or something?? Thats a very Envy thing to do.

[tokenbassist]

I'd say.. arguably more famous? Dunno..

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

..Taylor swift?

[tokenbassist]

Who?

[tokenbassist]

No offense, but I texted you every day. Like, multiple times a day. You were online! I wanted to be a good friend, but nooo... Ol' Scotty boy wasn't good enough, was he? Well, good job! Making me feel like shit was your goal? You did fantastic.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

…Who hurt you?

[tokenbassist]

Just a girl, I don't know. I forgot about her for some time, but.. Idk.

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Could you tell me everything? Do you remember her name?

[tokenbassist]

I met a girl at a concert once, I was really into her, but.. I guess when wasn't into me. We talked for a bit, but she ghosted me. Won't share her name, since she's um... Popular? But...

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

Is it Envy Adams or something?? Thats a very Envy thing to do.

[tokenbassist]

I'd say.. arguably more famous? Dunno..