Subby for Sneezes

18+ Kink blog, MINORS DNI // 27, He/Him // Softest Boi // Bi🌈 // Coldfucker // Mess Slut

[goodpuppii]

I really need a strong muscle mommy to sneeze in my face,, plz hold me in front of you n make me inhale your germs as you keep soaking me wit ur spray.. I’ll be a good boy n catch ur cold >////<

[sneezysubbyboi]

Guess who destroyed themselves with Chhinkni again

[lolgamorph]

the difference between a kink and a fetish is that kinks are fun and cool and they can spice up the bedroom a little bit and a fetish is a curse that makes you feel like you're missing the part of you that makes you a real person

[sneezysubbyboi]

real, cause a kinks have a more "oooh~ this is new but I get it~" vibe. while fetishes tend to be more self-indulgent, and i've found myself being like "I-if it's not too much trouble.. is it okay if I do (insert fetish act here).. 👉👈 " more often than not for my fetishes, and while the partner might absolutely still be receptive, the vibe is substantially different. Cause like stuff like biting can equally be incorporated/enjoyed by both parties, while something like foot stuff is really only enjoyed by the one guy with the fetish, while the other is the spectator. Really the most receptive response i've gotten is "I really like how into it you get~"

[n0seferatu]

sometimes i hear a sneeze and im like eh not rly my type but then they keep going and going and its like hold up. its growing on me.

[catchingcozysnz]

POV: spraying you with drenching contagious cold sneezes

[sneezysubbyboi]

Seeing my ancient wavs being liked and reblogged into oblivion be like

[sneezysubbyboi]

A bratty sub who has trouble inducing/being induced and generally doesn't sneeze that often... but uses that to their advantage. You'd think their snzfucker partner would get frustrated by the lack of snz... and that's exactly the point, and the bratty sub knows it. Perhaps even fights it even more. Imagine. "C'mon you're so close.." "heh, you're gonna have to try harder~" "I just want to hear you sneeze!-" "make me~!" "your nose is so stubborn~!" "you should know that i'm not that easy honey~" maybe they even teasingly fake a sneeze or hitch and imagine what the bratty sub sees; frustration, desperation, putting in more effort, changing tactics, the dom coming in closer deeply concentrating and determined. The sub has gotten exactly the kind of role reversal they wanted, and it's something not even actively in their control - and they're relishing in it.

[germaphobicsneezer]

There is just something about watching someone who is sick sneeze and watching as how the action seems to also expel the energy from them and make them crumple into an exhausted sneezy mess.

[sneezysubbyboi]

A dom inducing their sub but is implicitly holding back when the sub has a bit too desperate or harsh of a fit. They might constantly ask "are you okay?" The sub soon notices their restraint and concern, and the next time the dom pulls away their inducing tool after just one sneeze, the sub grabs their hand again and says through hitches "i-it's okay... use me~"

[snrrf]

hi! i love your sneeses :> would you be open to trying holdbacks/failed holdbacks?

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hai anon of course im open to trying them! still horrible at it as always but hope you enjoy anyways

[sneezysubbyboi]

"I'm just gonna open the window to air out the sickness..."

for context my ex said that after he had just gotten better from his cold and we were about to go to his room to do yknow stuff, and idk why, but that line stuck with me, even though I didn't think too much about it at the time. Just the way he said that so gently but a bit teasingly, making me imagine how he was all cooped up miserably in that room not too long ago, making it ground zero for all his germs n' such. And just "The sickness" is such a hot way of wording that oh my lord

If I was more into contagion I would’ve probably been like, *closes window* “no actually… keep your sickness in, honey~ 😏”

[sneezysubbyboi]

Posting my Challah because i’m genuinely so proud of how it came out 🍞🔥🔥

[quosterking]

Hey, so, HUGE shoutout to the folks/characters with unvoiced sneezes. Hear me out:

I don’t necessarily mean stifles when I say this, but stifles are kinda under the same umbrella.

What I mean is sneezes that sound further from an “achoo” sound and closer to a cough, growl, or otherwise sounds like a BUNCH of constants forced together. (Usually includes a “dtzzsch” sound).

These sneezes don’t have the time to be voiced, and are the most practical-sounding sneezes. This is a sneeze that sounds like it’s actually expelling whatever is tickling it. Thick and nasally sounding, often times a little wetter than usual, especially if consecutive.

Cough-like sneezes also need more love!! If the practical sneeze is effective and satisfying, the cough sneeze is the opposite. Weaker, doesn’t sound practical at all, and sometimes still leaves the nose yearning for another.

I’ve been on the journey to find the most unpopular sneeze takes and give them a bit of a boost!! I think these sneezes are great personally.

[sapysniffles]

un-voiced sneezes (at least in my experience) tend to also be more forceful in order to expel the irritant especially when up against swollen nasal passages, so might i raise you:

the typically un-voiced practical sneezer who once in a while sneezes weird and ends up with a more cough like sneeze that in addition to doing nothing also hurts their throat because that force has nothing to really push against

[wildindigo111]

[abitofjenesaisquoi-deactivated2]

im not always horny. but im always like 30 seconds of fantasizing away from being absurdely horny.

[sneezysubbyboi]

So I was at work right and the hot chef asked (without knowing it was suggestive): “hey can I rest my nuts on your rack?” (note: it was a tray of roasted nuts they needed to cool onto my serving rack)

And tell me why… while I don’t consider myself gender questioning, I was like… 😶😵‍💫🤔😈 damn… why would I actually maybe want some nuts on my rack if I had a rack? Perhaps i’d like having a rack?

Ridiculous train of thought I know, but I think that moment was the closest i’ve felt to being an egg. Like, the comparison I have is that scene in one of the Avengers movies with Thor being arrogant that no one can lift his hammer (my gender), until Steve shifts it by like a millimetre and he’s like

[sneezysubbyboi]

I’m starting to think that the infamous ridiculous sneeze spelling that was “wazoo!” is actually not that far off from potential reality, because i’ve been hearing some weird-sounding sneezes lately

Like at my work there’s a coworker who just has fits of “—niew!!” and another that, i’m not kidding, literally goes “woOO- HOO!!”

So uhhh yeah Wazoo is entirely plausible after all perhaps