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[slavery]

check your privilege if u have 6 selfies from this year some of us are ugly 

[draumboosky]

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

[draumboosky]

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

[draumboosky]

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

[draumboosky]

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

[draumboosky]

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

[draumboosky]

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

[draumboosky]

She fucking CUMS

[draumboosky]

And my chef tells me this stupid ass story and looks me in the eye and says to me

“Nothing says I love you like a gallon of heavy cream in her pussy”

And I think that’s the best sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[differentstuffsdaily]

[meechonmars]

Jay Z First Time Hearing Beyonce Album

Watch The Full Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOJcAE72TH0

[tokicsmokic]

Tumblr is fucking gay.

[fuknshitusopp]

Usopp always gonna look fine, even in his 65s

[eriina-deactivated20170501]

[sevenlake]

Doodle.

[papertownsy]

THIS IS REBLOG RELEVANT FOR ONLY TODAY IN THE WHOLE OF HUMAN HISTORY AND ITS FUTURE

[dakumes]

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[yamineftis]

Am I... Free?

[yamineftis]

After several weeks, I’m finally done with one of my Sabo headcanons! this was at first planned for 3 pages but I ended up doing 9 otl… it was gonna be longer but I got other stuff to do (v =A=). I must say I really enjoyed drawing so many revolutionaries ♥

[yamineftis]

02/05 - Happy Birthday Garp!

“YOU’D BE BETTER AS PIRATES!!!”

Can’t argue with that Garp.

Pixiv Link

[animepopheart]

歐MIN | reprinted with permission

[ciqq]

saw this always sunny cap on my dash and knew what had to be done

[beif0ngs]

FROM ZERO TO HERO

[tittily]

mars: i’m wet

earth: i’m coming over

[beif0ngs]

NEW TOTAL BOUNTY:  1,570,000,100 Beri