双魚宮 朱鷺子 ~ 本を読んでいた妖怪

[ !!!! WoW muses please read this !!!! ] I am Tokiko and I am a youkai from the region of Gensokyo around the Suwa Nagano area of Japan where countless supernatural creatures and gods reside in. I am also known as the "Unnamed Book Youkai" or "The Youkai Who Read a Book" Omni-fandom, omni-play, omni-character, non-selective for your entertainment and convenience. Canon name necessitates the use of the #tokikorp tag and not the #tokiko tag. You may @tokiko me as desired. Being a canon name also necessitates a higher-than-usual shitposting. All of the shitposting and commentary here is IN CHARACTER. Can and will respond/send asks/roast on personals. Most shitposts are rebloggable. Roleplay threads are not. It should be quite evident on the difference and I will presume you are smart enough to know. You may be followed by this muse if you're dealing with my blogs Kanako Yasaka (moriyashrine) or the Draenei Navataai. It is unnecessary to follow this if you are following sub-muses, but it'd be nice if you did interact with her. Just prepare for the fire.

[spineofdeathwing]

Captain Davion's 'Manifesto'

So, this dude is flipping his shit because he got blocked and was flat out told why he was blocked in the first place. He put on this huge fucking manifesto about how women are sex objects, how BLM doesn’t matter, that LGBT+ is a lie, etc etc.

He then gets called out for his behavior and tries to play it off like he’s some slick fucking criminal. Dude needs mental help, but figured folks would want to see this before he detonates his account. And yes, folks have linked the help hotlines for him since it was bordering a mental health break down.

https://imgur.com/ a/ ju79Xwc

[tokiko]

Wow, take a load out of this incel right here.

[tokiko]

@musexcarnival 

> Yes.

It always seems like when I go away at something, shit goes down hard.

[tokiko]

Wow, a few days of looking away at Wyrmrest Accord stuff and some shit went down jfc; do I have to babysit you all?

[canuckianhawkbi]

Visit Original Link

by rights Obi-wan should have been able to talk Anakin down, when you think about it

original post: (x)

requested by @a-smiling-travesty​

[wafflcat21-deactivated20210902]

@forcearama IT GOT BETTER

[forcearama]

*cackles* HOW AM I JUST SEEING THIS NOW??

[forcearama]

OK OK OK, so. I was not fully at leisure when I first reblogged this earlier today. Now that I am, PLEASE LET ME TELL YOU ALL how absolutely batshit crazy it is to hear my own written work spoken out loud. 

I have had the extreme good fortune to have it happen a few times over the years (including previously by the very talented @canuckianhawkbi, whose voice work of course is in this post, THANK YOU) and it is the CRAZIEST FUNNIEST BEST THING. I just sit here giggling like a lunatic while I listen, because *I* know what it all sounded like, to me, in my head, when I wrote it, and it’s SO GRATIFYING to hear someone deliver it that way. One of the best compliments I have gotten on these very silly works of mine is when people say they can hear it in the character’s voices, because to me that means I’ve done my job. What a delight for people to be able to literally hear it.

Also, I cracked up when Obi-Wan’s lightsaber ignited here. 

(By the way, thank you for requesting this, @a-smiling-travesty! I am very flattered and glad you liked the post.)

[thetattedstoner]

I Want it That Way || Backstreet Boys

[linklewinklewoman]

A better time…

[tokiko]

Statistically: 80% of males will recognize the place.

[chenillecanary-deactivated20260]

My landlord decides I’m ugly and hits me with a net until I leave the apartment building

[tokiko]

you: social distancing me an intellectual: Home stuck

[tokiko]

Move over “Netflix and chill” because “Animal Crossing and quarantine” is here.

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[tokiko]

[double-jynx]

This is probably the most Gen Z headline I’ve ever read and I can’t get enough

[tokiko]

Confirmed

> https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/young-people-capitalize-cheap-coronavirus-flights-if-i-die-i-n1154326

[tokiko]

Greg Miller on Twitter

“For the love of God, Nintendo, just release Animal Crossing tonight. The world needs it now more than ever.”

Please @nintendo , just release animal crossing now.  At least give this world one little piece of good news. 

( id Software, you’re free to come too )

[wyrmguardsecrets]

And I quote from a certain person in WrA-Alli *clears throat* "you seem like someone who let someone fuk own family and then you would apologize for your family you let someone do that I really feel nausea on you." Classy. Pick up an English book and get the fuck off the server. In fact, you need to stop playing any games period, check your ass into a psych ward, and get your head checked. Nobody substantial wants you around, considering you're blackballed and getting reported left and right.

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[tokiko]

they dont do names but i can do it here. he’s been a thorn in a lot of people in WrA Alliance.

yes my interface on wow is comic sans ms. deal.

[tokiko]

Due to Coronavirus (COVID-19) all TCP applications have to be converted to UDP to avoid Handshakes.

[tokiko]

The Center for Disease Control (CDC) states to wash your hands for 20 seconds to prevent passing around germs.

BROKE: Sing Happy Birthday two times

WOKE: Say the full Team Rocket Motto

(Source/Credit: Anahstazia L. Phetvixay)

[ @pokemon​ @nintendo​ ya’ll need to totally use this. ]

[tokiko]

what to truly say to a kuchisake-onna

Kuchisake-Onna: Am I beautiful? 

Me: I do not want to give a statement regarding your beauty. I do not want give any statement or answer any other questions. I invoke and plead my fifth amendment right against self-incrimination. I want to speak to my attorney. I will not answer your questions without my attorney present. I am exercising my right to remain silent. I do not consent in answering any of your questions under duress and against my will. I want to speak with my attorney now. 

Kuchisake-Onna: (fuck now what do I do)