Toma Redwood VT

Vtuber, boowomp https://www.twitch.tv/toma_redwood_vt

[the-big-cheese]

Where have all the bad girls gone?

And where are all the goths?

[gsirvitor]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[the-big-cheese]

Just saying, any Arizona based goth girls, hmu, I’m lonely and you can take advantage of me

[sprongulous-the-frungular]

Floridian Cryptid Gentleman seeking Funny Swamp Witch gf to braid his hair while he weaves sigils of warding against the encroaching darkness

[the-big-cheese]

You understand me

[the-big-cheese]

Life update, I live in Florida now, so I change my request to “any Florida based Goth Girls hmu”, I’m still lonely but be warned, I have more self respect than I used to, so you probably can’t take advantage of me unless you’re very convincing

[toma-redwood]

Du-du-du-du

Du-du-du-du

Du-du-du-du

Oh, oh

Where have all the bad girls gone, and where are all the goths?

Where's the ravewise girl in knee socks who fills a K cup bra?

Isn't there an alt girl who’ll use me as her seat?

Late at night, I toss and I turn, and I dream of what I need

I need an emo

I'm holding out for a emo 'til the dark midnight

She's gotta be thick, and she's gotta have sass

And she's gotta be badder than I

I need an emo (emo)

I'm holding out for an emo 'til the pale moonlight

She's gotta be cute, and she’s gotta serve poon

And she's gotta have green colored eyes, green colored eyes

Du-du-du-du

Du-du-du-du

Du-du-du-du

Oh, oh

Somewhere after midnight in my wildest fantasy

Somewhere just beyond my reach, there's someone reaching back for me

Clapping like thunder and rising with the heat

It's gonna take a Goth Baddie to beat my rock hard meat

I need an emo

I'm holding out for an emo 'til the dark midnight

She's gotta be thick, and she's gotta have sass

And ahe's gotta be badder than I

I need an emo (emo)

I'm holding out for an emo 'til the pale moonlight

She's gotta be cute, and she's gotta serve poon

And she's gotta have green colored eyes

I need an emo

I'm holding out for an emo 'til the dark midnight

Down where her thickness meets her black jeans below

Out where her thighs splits the seams

I could swear there is someone somewhere tempting me

Through the wax and the ropes and the pain

And the warm feel of her touch

I can feel her approach like a fire in my blood

(Like a fire in my blood, like a fire in my blood)

(Like a fire in my blood, like a fire in my blood)

I need an emo (emo)

I'm holding out for an emo 'til the dark midnight

She's gotta be thick, and she's gotta have sass

And she's gotta be badder than I

I need an emo (emo)

I'm holding out for an emo 'til the pale moonlight

She's gotta be cute, and she's gotta serve poon

And she's gotta have green colored eyes

I need an emo (emo)

I'm holding out for an emo 'til the dark midnight

She's gotta be thick, and she's gotta have sass

And he's gotta be badder than I

I need an emo (emo)

I'm holding out for an emo 'til the pale moonlight

She's gotta be cute, and she’s gotta serve poon

And she's gotta have green colored eyes

I need an emo

I'm holding out for an emo 'til the dark midnight

[toma-redwood]

Got a week ban on Twitter for telling the ceo of Cracker Barrel that she should drink antifreeze as punishment for ruining one of my childhood restaurants, how are yall doing :)

[toma-redwood]

The most polite and well spoken person you know is listening to “Get Low” by Lil Jon in their earbuds

[toma-redwood]

First time Jax has sworn this entire show iirc

[toma-redwood]

I conjured this image up in my dreams, I had to make it a reality, what do y’all think?

[pukicho]

Tumblr is the fucking whitest app ever

They defend AJR on this app so . Yes.

[toma-redwood]

AJR is music for 13 year olds that just learned what taxes are

[pukicho]

If I made a video game, I'd make it so that large dirt mounds would shield the pigs from harsh winds.

[toma-redwood]

And by pigs you mean your, well, you know

[pukicho]

Perhaps an extremely CPU intensive physics simulation will better describe the process

[toma-redwood]

Holy shit that’s a brilliant mound

[pukicho]

If I made a video game, I'd make it so that large dirt mounds would shield the pigs from harsh winds.

[toma-redwood]

And by pigs you mean your, well, you know

[pukicho]

It doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or even dead. I just simply don't care.

[shrimpysstuff]

then why say it

[pukicho]

I speak as I breathe: passively and without active thought.

[shrimpysstuff]

clearly

[pukicho]

Activating manual-thought mode. Hey go fuck yourself.

[toma-redwood]

Fuck them yourself, coward

[pukicho]

It doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or even dead. I just simply don't care.

[toma-redwood]

What if im evil? Do you care then?

[toma-redwood]

So, I’m rewatching Overlord, and I’m wondering, how the fuck has Sebas not been elected a Tumblr Sexyman? He is a peak male!

I could also see Demiurge being put in the ranks of Tumblr Sexyman simply because I appreciate his pragmatic and optimized outlook, also his appearance totally matches the Sexyman criteria…

How has Overlord not spawned multiple Tumblr Sexymen? This makes no sense!!!

[sin-istraa]

I support the idea of Demiurge and Sebas being bestowed the Tumblr Sexyman. But honestly, it's probably because of the reputation the anime has...

[toma-redwood]

So I hadn’t actually watched season 4 until now and now I don’t like any of the characters because everybody fucking sucks and all the good ones just fucking die and I’m so fucking angry that they fucking killed Brain he was my fucking boy and fuck that fucking princess renner fuck

And poor Climb, that man is going to be in a living hell, honestly Gazef was lucky that he didn’t have to live to see this shit, he died a real one and so did Brain, I can’t hate Cocytus though he’s simply that guy

[toma-redwood]

I predicted that Jax would have his entire pussy out this episode, I deserve recognition

[toma-redwood]

So, I’m rewatching Overlord, and I’m wondering, how the fuck has Sebas not been elected a Tumblr Sexyman? He is a peak male!

I could also see Demiurge being put in the ranks of Tumblr Sexyman simply because I appreciate his pragmatic and optimized outlook, also his appearance totally matches the Sexyman criteria…

How has Overlord not spawned multiple Tumblr Sexymen? This makes no sense!!!

[toma-redwood]

Feminists love to claim that all men are heartless, but if you had the average man sit down and watch A Silent Voice, you’d see what it looks like when a grown man breaks down in tears several times

[pukicho]

Man, how do you keep yourself from just dying everyday, cuz I feel like I'm on the edge of not making it through my days alive

I am protected by the dome

[toma-redwood]

Pukicho is a Rothschild confirmed

[toma-redwood]

YEAH WOO WOOOOOOO YEAHHH WOOOOOOOOOO

[toma-redwood]

My motley crew of wizards and druids are currently hiding in the mountains of Arizona after accidentally declaring war on the crackheads of Tucson because they wore red clothing (the crackheads are Crips) and now we’re trying to find the mythical Crack Stone to overpower their abilities that their basic bitch crack rocks provide, but the problem is I’m not a fucking druggie so the druids are all going to have to do a group crack sesh with one of the wizards who will surely die because all my wizards chose constitution as their dump stat