alice victoria

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[tomartyr]

1. I would call this cat Mildred.

2. That sounds like TJ from gilmore girls

[world-of-cats]

[tomartyr]

You know that its time for me to get shit done when I tie up my hair.

[tomartyr]

This was true in 2011 and its true now.

[chanelbagsandcigarettedrags]

[menpale]

[venusthevirgin-blog]

My baby is turning 2 this year, and he is very handsome! Reblog if you agree! (ٛ⁎꒪̕ॢ ˙̫ ꒪ٛ̕ॢ⁎)

[crunchie-morris]

New personality test

What vine do you think of first when you hear the word “avacado?”

[janeplease]

[tomartyr]

I’m going to have scrambled eggs on toast, a bucket of tea, cross stitch all day then have a bath and read like water for chocolate because all the things i am worried about i can’t fix today

[tomartyr]

I am having crises left right and centre atm and this is v self indulgent so apols

just after christmas i had a weird thing about being single because my siblings both got couply presents for christmas and my mum was talking about me being single to someone she knows (with no judgment) but its the first time i’ve felt very aware of being single for a long, long time

then this morning all i can think about is my job because its boring and unfulfilling and in a dream world i’d work in publishing but it looks like i can’t get a job without getting some experience and i do not have the money to intern or work foc and live in london but i’ve barely found publishing houses in manchester so it feels like i’m stuck

i’m in a maternity cover rn, if it doesn’t get extended i’ll be back doing something thats dull or something thats beneath me so like mid march i’m going to have to start looking at publishing and applying for everything on the off chance they risk employing someone with office experience but no publishing experience but then i don’t know if i’m the right kind of person for publishing 

i definitely want to leave 

i can apply for lots of different roles i suppose and i’ll find the right one but with the job and relationship thing it feels like time is slipping away very quickly and i am not where i am supposed to be

i hope that in december 2018 i can think about my job sitch and think ‘it was all okay in the end’

i do feel like 2018 is going to make a significant difference but i know i need to be actively making that difference

this was super long so apols, again

[brucespringsteen]

Bruce Springsteen by Henry Diltz

[tomartyr]

I am going to finish a full bottle of prosecco this eve

i’m alright with it

i have made a very cheesy risotto tho. and ice cream so i’ve eaten a lot so the prosecco thing should be okay

it needs to be okay because i have the dentist at 12.20 tomorrow

i’ve watched baby driver which isn’t as good as i remember and now i’m watching the big sick

[flowercrownbi]

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

[tomartyr]

Purple

what’s your astrological sign? taurus

what’s the best piece of advice you ever received? not so much advice but i saw the quote ‘if everyone followed the same path it would be crowded’ which i like to remember

when’s the last time you followed your instincts? erm i can’t really remember

what’s your favorite food? chocolate. 

what’s your secret dream? i’d love to work in publishing but it’ll never happen, too competitive and i’m not sure i’d be able to live in london

[kara-lesbihonest]

Send me a color

red: how was your first kiss? what do you love about yourself? when’s the last time you warmed your hands in front of a fire? would you rather watch a sunrise or sunset? what’s the best thing about summer?

orange: what makes you feel warm inside? what’s your favorite halloween tradition? what’s the last thing you learned? when’s the last time you felt obsessed? what’s your favorite article of clothing?

yellow: if you could have any view from your bedroom window what would you choose? what’s your favorite thing to do on a sunny day? what do you consider lucky? what made you smile today? what makes you happy?

green: what’s your favorite thing to do outside? do you like camping? what would you spend $1,000 on? what’s your job, or what do you want to do as your job? what’s your favorite article of clothing?

blue: what do you do when you’re sad? what are some things you do when you can’t sleep? what was the best (non-romantic) night you’ve had? what kind of covers do you have on your bed? who is the last person you told a secret to?

purple: what’s your astrological sign? what’s the best piece of advice you ever received? when’s the last time you followed your instincts? what’s your favorite food? what’s your secret dream?

[halfboyfriend]

hey if u havent yet could you subscribe to me on youtube?? i need to get to 100 subs so i can change my url as my url still has my old name in it! i really want to start using my account properly and post videos and stuff but i’d rather not while my url has my old name

https://www.youtube.com/user/elliottisnotcool

thank u!!

[halfboyfriend]

I ONLY NEED 9 SUBS

WHEN I CHANGE MY URL YOU CAN ALL UNSUBCRIBE AND I WONT BE MAD I PROMISE

[angelfrommontgomery]

Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

[beepbeepboopbeepboopbeepbeepbee]

the tags on this are so funny because they range from “my neighbor went to school with tom cruise” to “my dad is best friends with macklemore”

[marshmallowdreamerr-deactivated]

I got u all beat guys!! Simon from blue’s uncle was my schools gardener

No autographs pls

[tomartyr]

my uncles choir sang at dec of ant and dec’s wedding, my auntie knows decs brother

my step dad is very good friends with lena headey’s dad