𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃 ,

ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑚𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡 .

[mawenkuru]

" you're finally getting therapy to go with that rehab? good for you, nerd. "

[tombstoun]

* ❛ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡 —– well . . . group wasn ' t exactly a success story for me , was it ? ❜

[mawenkuru]

" what the fuck are you talking about? there's too many elephants in the room—— be specific. "

[tombstoun]

* ❛ 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 —– yeah . . . exactly --- why don ' t we start with the biggest one ? ❜

[cotiere]

  〝 maybe, but you're also right. i am the one complaining, and not really doing anything about it. why don't you come over this weekend? we can order take-out, watch a movie … like when we were kids. 〞

[tombstoun]

* ❛ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡 —– i ' m down . . . as long as it ' s not that shit miley cyrus movie you used to watch on a loop . ❜

[tombstoun]

* ❛ 𝐬𝐨 —– are we going to talk about it or . . . ? ❜ / starter for @mawenkuru

[tombstoun]

* ❛ 𝐡𝐞𝐲 —– it ' s been a while . . . how ' ve you been ? ❜ / starter for @anoetics

[cotiere]

  〝 alright, hint taken´… sorry i asked. 〞

[tombstoun]

* ❛ 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 —– you ' re right . . . about the two person effort thing , and . . . that came out harsher than it was meant to . ❜

[leftbehnd]

" i think you just saying ' i don't give a fuck ' would've been easier than... whatever that was. you know, just for future reference. "

[tombstoun]

* ❛ 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 —– it ' s not that i don ' t care . . . i just , like . . . totally spaced out ! ❜

[tombstoun]

* ❛ 𝐲 ' 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 —– i was actually always pretty crap at school : especially science . ❜ / starter for @strcwberrymilk

[anoetics]

"   How close do you think taking care of cute little baby farm animals is to taking care of a bunch of preschoolers?   "

[tombstoun]

* ❛ 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 —– there ' s . . . probably a lot less screaming from the baby farm animals , and their farm animal parents . . . but other than that , i ' d say it ' s pretty close ! ❜

[anoetics]

"   Sure, there's probably standards out there somewhere, but, when the people making those standards let food photographers take a blowdryer to their cheeseburgers, my willing suspension of disbelief starts wearing thin. That, and even if they're honest, they're still trying to sell you something.   " 

[tombstoun]

* ❛ 𝐬𝐨 —– folgers coffee doesn ' t make you incestuous ? ❜

[cotiere]

  〝 hanging out's kind of a two person effort. can't just be me, showing up and demanding cousin-cousin quality time … you know where to find me, too. and your sister. 〞

[tombstoun]

* ❛ 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 —– i ' m not the one whining about not spending time together , am i ? . . . i talk to my sister often enough , thanks ❜

[soulwounded]

  〝  mom, actually.  〞

[tombstoun]

* ❛ 𝐡𝐦 —– that ' s somehow slightly more depressing . ❜

[sideyard]

"Not a Hamilton fan? Just gonna come up to three dollars there!"

[tombstoun]

* ❛ 𝐠𝐨𝐝 —– no . . . is anyone anymore ? . . . keep the change . ❜

[ffjwoaijfoiaj-deactivated202311]

@tombstoun // " i don't quite know how to explain it. all i know that my retreat changed me, i came out a new man. i can't wait to resume my podcast, a lot of people want to know my story. people are very interested in what i do, my audience is huge. "

[tombstoun]

* ❛ 𝐨𝐡 —– that ' s , like , so interesting . . . what is it that you do again ? ❜

[esscntial]

“ someone left a dirty diaper in one of the changing rooms. just thought you should know it’s stinking up the entire area. ” @tombstoun

[tombstoun]

* ❛ 𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲 ? —– and what are you telling me for ? . . . just clean it . ❜

[calmedflames]

starter for @tombstoun !!

" wha— ahh !! jesus chr— you scared the crap outta me. " deep breath. " what are you even doing here? "

[tombstoun]

* ❛ 𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐡 ! —– well , i live here --- what are you doing here ?! ❜

[leftbehnd]

@tombstoun ㅤ// ㅤ" i actually personally think barry keoghan could play a great joker in the batman movies so i'm really hoping they use him more in the future. like, he killed it in ' the killing of a sacred deer ' and that character kind've had big joker vibes, you know what i'm saying ?ㅤbut the character design they chose... it definitely left something to be desired. "

[tombstoun]

* ❛ 𝐮𝐦 —– sure . . . yeah , totally ! ❜