Probably Richer Than You

I'm Tom and I'm a lawyer. Rich family sure, but I worked for what I have.

[tomevansworks]

So what did you say this was again?

[onyxffs-blog]

You, sir, are a cocky one.

[tomevansworks]

I am, is that an issue?

[ravenhenshaw]

I'm a little busy right now. Perhaps come back later?

[ravenhenshaw]

Corrupted.

[tomevansworks]

Made me fun.

[ravenhenshaw]

I'm a little busy right now. Perhaps come back later?

[ravenhenshaw]

Oh no, that’s definitely what happened. I broke my little innocent friend.

[tomevansworks]

You didn't break me.

[ravenhenshaw]

I'm a little busy right now. Perhaps come back later?

[ravenhenshaw]

After I seduced my hardworking, no-fun-having best friend and corrupted you.

[tomevansworks]

Or so the tale goes.

[tomevansworks]

So what did you say this was again?

[onyxffs-blog]

And you still like it? Man, you’re a dedicated fan. Props to you.

[tomevansworks]

Props will always go to me. I am awesome.

[ravenhenshaw]

I'm a little busy right now. Perhaps come back later?

[ravenhenshaw]

As much as I would love to, you’ve already seen me naked, so oh well.

[tomevansworks]

That is true.

[tomevansworks]

So what did you say this was again?

[onyxffs-blog]

You obviously have not seen the most recent episodes.

[tomevansworks]

I think I have.

[ravenhenshaw]

I'm a little busy right now. Perhaps come back later?

[ravenhenshaw]

Thank you.

[tomevansworks]

Thank you for allowing nudity. You can punch me if you want.

[tomevansworks]

So what did you say this was again?

[onyxffs-blog]

It is a fantastic game. Though the show has gone to shit.

[tomevansworks]

The show will always be perfect.

[ravenhenshaw]

I tripped, deal with it.

[ravenhenshaw]

Did I offend you?

[tomevansworks]

Yes. I am going to cry myself to sleep.

[ravenhenshaw]

I'm a little busy right now. Perhaps come back later?

[ravenhenshaw]

Rae got to her feet, putting on the basic undergarments he’d give her. “Thanks for the underwear.”

[tomevansworks]

Your room isn't actually locked.

[ravenhenshaw]

I tripped, deal with it.

[ravenhenshaw]

Did I say I didn’t? Well, I did, but I was joking.

[tomevansworks]

Well, I didn't get the humour.

[tomevansworks]

So what did you say this was again?

[onyxffs-blog]

Fairly sure my parents were working more with it being like the stone. But pokemon is so much better.

[tomevansworks]

Choose pokemon one hundred percent of the time.

[tomevansworks]

So what did you say this was again?

[onyxffs-blog]

Tom, do you not agree with me that you are in fact lovely? I’m Onyx.

[tomevansworks]

Onyx? Like the pokemon?

[tomevansworks]

So what did you say this was again?

[onyxffs-blog]

That makes more sense. You seem like a lovely person, what’s your name?

[tomevansworks]

Tom, the apparent lovely person, and yourself?

[ravenhenshaw]

I tripped, deal with it.

[ravenhenshaw]

Nothing, you’re my best mate. You’re weird too, though…

[tomevansworks]

And that is why you don't want to touch me?

[ravenhenshaw]

I'm a little busy right now. Perhaps come back later?

[ravenhenshaw]

You’re starting to creep me out, Tommy.

[tomevansworks]

I was your underwear. I was them Sunday, you gig on Saturday. They are always on top of the pile.