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THOMAS 27; Thomas Johnathan Cooper. Chatterbox. Passionate. Friend. Dad. Professional basketball player for the Lakers. Happily married to my Janette. Ambitious and persistent, I won't let anything get in my way. If you've got any inquiries, feel free to drop something in my inbox.

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ameliafcooper‌:

Can you blame me? The little fuckers are quite cute, and they’re not as stupid as half the so-called adults that surround us.

I mostly remember you wanting to kidnap Prince George. And getting me to do it with you. And now look at us -- we didn’t even have to steal one.

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ameliafcooper‌:

If I was a woman of faith, I would already be praying for the person she’d immediately con into letting her out.

Years ago, you would have been that person -- only you would have let the cutie out just to kidnap her. 

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ameliafcooper‌:

You think little Miss Highness is going to be okay with a party going on, but she has to be stuck at some nursery feet away?

No, probably not. She would go all Prison Break on whoever’s watching the kiddos. But, they could have their own little party there. 

[tomjcooper]

ameliafcooper‌:

Well you would think, right? Even Talia’s friends are going to this damn party. My brother is like the fucking plague of the West Coast, even the damn Berrys are coming from LA.

I’d like to act surprised, but let’s be honest -- I think deep down we both knew most people we know would end up there. Your brother should have a nursery at his club; it’s the least he could do. 

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ameliafcooper‌:

I’m afraid that his recommendation will probably be busy with him. I don’t know if granny and ol’ pops will grace us with their presence, but assuming she’s good friends with my brother, I’d say yes.

Surely there’s someone out there who’s not going to that damn party.

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ameliafcooper‌:

Ah, yes. Well you know, first I need to focus on finding a proper sitter for the night. Jessie and her friend are away for spring break, and after the last little creep, I’m not going to leave her with just anyone.

We could ask Kevin if there’s one he could recommend.