For Valhalla!

Hey guys, this is my main account, but I also have @partial-pablo, @stingers-of-the-hive, and @stylts. I do have a few universal rules for my blogs. 1: no images of gore. ever, period. it freaks me out. 2: NSFW asks and posts ARE allowed. Be warned, i will respond in character, so they won't actually get anywhere. 3: if you want me in an arc, TELL ME! I love being parts of peoples stories! 4: Criticisms are very much allowed. i can't improve if I never realize i did something wrong. 5: I curse. dont be mad at me for that. i am a very passionate person. Asks are always open for memes, story arcs, or actual questions! Have fun!

[valhallas-last]

So, after seeing some shit on my dash, i have decided to say who is allowed on my blog.

I don't judge people based on what they are. I don't care if you're black, i don't care if you're white, i don't care if your latino, asian, or from mars. It does not matter.

I don't care about the choices you make about yourself. I don't care if you're gay, lesbian, straight, bisexual, aroace, pan, omni, trans (masc, fem, enby, or anything else) I don't care. Be whatever you want, I'll use your preferred pronouns.

How i judge people is based on their choices in regards to other people. If you're racist, transphobic, transmysoganist, homophobic, sexist, anything like that, then I'll judge you accordingly. But I wont just chase you off my blog. I'll try to educate you. And in the high chance I can't, then you're outta here. Bigots get banned, bitch.

So yeah. Just don't be an asshole and we're chill.

Secondly, LET PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY WANT!!! Yes Sharon, I KNOW "rEgULar pEoPLe" don't eat bomb pops and mickey shaped pretzals for breakfast! But I do! The body wants what the body wants and mine wants WHIMSY, DAMMIT!

[thatcutelittleneko]

[lgbtqgmh]

[Image is of a New Hope Church sign that reads, ‘God says homosexuality is in’ and two men in the foreground holding the S from the sign]

[melorasmushrooms]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[quasi-normalcy]

how does this have under 10,000 notes in spite of my having seen it regularly for the entire time I’ve been on here?

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog to throw tomatoes at people who harass/shame others over fiction.

also reblog to give fanfic writers the love and courage to write whatever they want—however they want—forever.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog to throw tomatoes at people who harass/shame others over fiction.

also reblog to give fanfic writers the love and courage to write whatever they want—however they want—forever.

[drowninnoodles]

rare moment of reddit being helpful. found it there and

thought its interes- wait

EDIT:

dear god

we are going insane

[valhallas-last]

"Going"? We've been insane for a WHILE, Diva.

[blackbat-batgirl]

YAYY if I may briefly declare my problems to the uncaring and unfriendly void of the internet . C do not read

was watching a TV episode where the guy gets like straight up kidnapped and abused by this girl in the name of 'love'. like implied sa, berating him, whole dealio. and the family of this meat robot I occasionally pilot will not fucking stop going "he's not worth all that work girl" "he doesn't deserve this much effort" and such phrases LIKE??? worsssst fucking take you could have . lolll bet they'd say that about me 🕺#twll me you don't care about male victims of abuse directly and clearly to my face challenge speedrun

idccc I'm gonna front trigger C so y'all will hopefully get your roleplay responses soon

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

I hate how trivialized male assault in media is. TW for references to male assault in specifically superhero media bc its what i consume the most

Just take a look at Invincible or Nightwing. A lot of people say horrid things about Invincible and his assaulter, even joking that the assaulter is better than Atom Eve because she actually kept the baby after Eve aborted the baby, conveniently ignoring that Anissa, the assaulter, actively assaulted him TO have that baby, and Mark was EXTREMELY traumatized by this for a while.

Nightwing’s assault is brushed over by DC a little, and the fandom calls him a whore/slut MUCH more than other characters, and sometimes i think its because of the assault happening on panel. No matter what, it’s gross. Stop it.

People act like men can’t be assaulted, for some reason, and that every sexual encounter MUST be enjoyable to them. It’s disgusting and just demeaning to men who were assaulted in real life, who see these characters and relate, and then go online to see people saying nasty stuff about them. It hurts.

[brockpkmn-deactivated20221115]

ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.

[ajthebumblebee]

Some actual safety tips for teenagers:

1. Have proof they're a teenager first. More than just a picture, have a video call with them.

2. If you want to meet up with them, have your parents or a trusted adult come with you. Even if they are a proven teenager, its still good to have supervision in case any issues happen.

3. If you are talking to an adult, and they start being sexual in any way, you run the fuck away. It doesn't matter if they're 40 or 20. An adult inherently has a power dynamic that teenagers do not. And its up to the adult to act responsible about it. There's exceptions of course, if you're 16 and dating an 18 year old, that's not a problem, we're not talking about that.

4. Being in a server with adults or ran by adults is not inherently bad. Talking to adults is not inherently a problem, and will likely happen in any number of Discord servers. It is only an issue when they are acting sexual and show predatory behavior.

5. Look out for grooming behavior. It can be difficult, because at first it seems like innocuous behavior, like complimenting or giving gifts. Especially if you feel lonely and have low self esteem. And groomers actively target people like that.

If they start trying to isolate you, talk sexual with you, state they depend on you for emotional needs, blame you for their own actions, try to be secretive about the relationship- Then you need to talk to people you trust, block the perpetrator, and call the police on them.

6. If this does happen to you, remember this: It is not your fault. Even if you didn't listen to a single thing listed here, it is not your fault. It is the fault of the adults who knew better, and didn't care. It's not your fault.

[tomboyjessie13]

To my followers: if any of you guys are underaged, please be very VERY careful on here, and don’t fall for any of the tricks the groomer would use on you, just block them and report them.

[twilight-princess-link-official]

PLEASE take care of yourself- to be quite honest avoid posting your age where anyone can see it because I’ve seen weirdos harass ppl with their age in bio

[valhallas-last]

DONT BURN DOWN WAREHOUSES RANDOMLY

instead Burn them down when Nobody is inside so Noone gets hurt!

Well duh. I'm not THAT irresponsible.

[valhallas-last]

I'm rebranding my blog.

Pablo the character will still exist, I'm just gonna rename my MAIN blog so it's easier to distinguish the character from the mod. I shall go from @partialpablo to...

@Valhallas-Last!

[of-devils-and-dragons]

Greetings, Mantises. Pablo brings a gift, to make a good first impression.

Have some sourdough :D

*Sphalia gasps in excitement as she gingerly took the bread from this newcomer, not wanting to wound him with her claws*

Oh thank you! I don't think we've ever had this kind of bread before! Say, what is your name? Perhaps we'll meet again someday!

Sphalia... don't scare him off with your excitement please. But I will say that I share the thanks for such a nice gift.

*Amethyne puts a claw on her companion's shoulder to calm her down a little bit with a dry laugh*

But we will very much enjoy this bread of friendship.

Oh, and before either of us forget, I'm Sphalia, and this is my bestie, Amethyne! She's the more level headed one of the two of us.

[valhallas-last]

The bread is called "Sourdough" and Pablo is called Pablo. Worry not, it takes more than excitement to scare off Pablo. It is good to meet the both of you."

[of-devils-and-dragons]

Ooh, Sourdough! I don't think I've heard of that actually...

We don't visit bakeries much... perhaps mantises are a bit frightening to see outside the village... suppose I wouldn't blame em...

Bah, they just don't know we're friendly and totally not gonna cleave them with our claws! It's fine!

*Sphalia laughs, albeit a somewhat uncomfortable one before she goes quiet and her antenna droop*

Mostly that we never encountered much of bakeries on our travels. This will be welcome for us both.

*Sphalia splits the bread and hands half to Amethyne before trying it. The bread seemed to cheer Sphalia up some as her antenna perked up again as she smiled while Amethyne hummed and nodded, enjoying the bread*

Thank you again for the lovely bread! May your baking journey take strides!

Yes, thank you, Pablo. We shall make mentions of your lovely baked goods.

*Both mantises bow kindly to Pablo. Amethyne noticed that he seemed inclined to speak in third person. A little unusual manner of speech but not unexpected of new people they meet. Such expectations shouldn't be grasped too tightly*

[valhallas-last]

Quite frankly, Pablo is very new to baking. As in "started yesterday to give himself something to do other than drinking" new. But Pablo is glad the mantises enjoy it.

*Pablo noticed the sudden shift in Sphalia's demeanor*

Is everything alright?

[of-devils-and-dragons]

Oh! Yes, yes. I'm fine! Us mantises aren't exactly friendly types...

Mantis culture asks us to maintain a battle ready and proud demeanor. The tribe resisted that terrible infection for so long

And... I suppose us in general... we aren't exactly your run of the mill mantises. I'm a dragon flower mantis. Ame's a devil flower mantis. We travel more than we fight, more likely to barter prices than barter lives.

But do not doubt our combat. We still fight as our kin have taught us when we were young and still able to fly.

[valhallas-last]

Well, Pablo cannot see how they could find any hostility in you two. Besides, fighting is a necessary skill in today's world. Pablo can attest to that.

Pablo is a bit curious, however.

What makes these two different from other mantises?

[mmelete]

The Tumblr Experience

[autistobrat]

I don’t 'hydrate'. I take one dramatic sip of water and act like I’ve just cured centuries of dehydration trauma, then immediately forget liquids exist.

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

I feel like I might havev a panic attack mcy hands are shaking fcuk

[valhallas-last]

Whats happening? You can vent or smt if that helps

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

I donr know

[valhallas-last]

Damn. Maybe put on some calming music or a tv show. Or go to a medical center of some kind.

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

I feel like I might havev a panic attack mcy hands are shaking fcuk

[valhallas-last]

Whats happening? You can vent or smt if that helps

[wedding-funeral-waitress]

Today I'm feeling: utter rage at the fact tags for transgender pride and identities are filled to the brim with porn bots that steal the likeness of trans women.

[valhallas-last]

Yeah ts pisses me off too. I'll see something like "trans pride!" And it's just raw porn.

[aurpiment]

You have been blessed by the Sisko of everything’s going to be all right. Reblog to let your followers know everything’s going to be all right.

[miles-obriens-endless-torment]

Everything’s going to be alright!

[charl0ttan]

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again