For Valhalla!

Hey guys, this is my main account, but I also have @partial-pablo, @captain-gaster-offical, @chartreuse-chef, and @stylts. I do have a few universal rules for my blogs. 1: No images of gore. Ever, period. It freaks me out. 2: NSFW asks and posts ARE allowed. Be warned, I will respond in character, so they won't actually get anywhere. 3: If you want me in an arc, TELL ME! I love being parts of peoples stories! 4: Criticisms are very much allowed. I can't improve if I never realize I did something wrong. 5: I curse. Dont be mad at me for that. I am a very passionate person. 6: New rule bc people need to hear this. DO NOT ASK ME PERSONAL QUESTIONS!!! I won't tell you where I'm from, my legal name, my address, you'll be lucky to get my pronouns. You wanna know about me? Read my posts. Look at my blog. Just don't ask me! Asks are always open for memes, story arcs, or actual questions! Have fun!

[valhallas-last]

I am financially irresponsible.

Should I buy a nintendo switch 2

Do it you coward

Dawg do not blow 450 on this.

Remaining time: 3 hours 33 minutes

A bunch of games and DLC that I really want are switch 2 exclusive, but said Switch two will likely get way cheaper if I wait for the AI bubble to pop, but it might also get MORE expensive if I wait. And the longer I wait, the less new stuff I have to look foreward to.

[valhallas-last]

Temporarily pinning this so I can find it easier later.

[ghostbrother2]

if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you

[valhallas-last]

Oh so a tree can do it and that’s okay, but if a PERSON does it NOOOOO, that’s sinful! It’s an affront to nature!

Afrront my ass!

[valhallas-last]

Also congrats to the tree.

[ghostbrother2]

if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you

[valhallas-last]

Oh so a tree can do it and that's okay, but if a PERSON does it NOOOOO, that's sinful! It's an affront to nature!

Afrront my ass!

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[gehenna-checklist]

I like to imagine a scenario where humanity just never developed energy guns and has stuck to kinetic weaponry forever and at some point some alien species thinks about messing with the wrong apex predator species.

Alien 1: "Captain, I assure you, our ships can't be breached by anything weaker than a concentrated proton beam. They barely have lasers. We'll be fine."

Alien 2: "Sub relativistic projectile incom-" gets hit by a railgun shell at mach fuck

[valhallas-last]

So Mandalorians.

[litttleprincess-deactivated2017]

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

[trappedinmyoldways]

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk, my ask box is always open

[jaydove-writes]

Please reblog this. I don’t care what your blog’s theme or aesthetic is. This is important.

[causalshapeshifter]

For the love of whatever you believe in,

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[wizardshark]

Where are they now: little German boy

[wizardshark]

[valhallas-last]

Good for her!

[omgtsn]

apple breaks up fight between two magnets

[redheartgrenade]

its just played backwards

[xeppeli]

your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist

[redheartgrenade]

it’s fucking played backwards. dont call me ignorant. its an apple

[xeppeli]

Have you ever seen an apple in your life?

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[no-one-offical]

‎

[bramble-klawe]

thing i made. is this accurate

idk im just kinda pissed off rn

[vinterfeminism]

Am I allowed to add this too

[acreaturecalledgreed]

incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like

thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now

what is happening

yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that

[acreaturecalledgreed]

im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"

so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!

[acreaturecalledgreed]

let me be agonizingly clear

when you call yourself and your friends "chuds"

YOU

ARE

CALLING

YOURSELF

A

NAZI

[memeclassheroes]

[powerburial]

shooting as many people as possible

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Building without planning permission

[hiccupwarrior89]

going around killing things with evil magic and a gun

[astralfmboi]

Doing skate board tricks with a train and causing enough damage to bankrupt the community as a whole

[ihavenocluewhatiwanttobecalled]

Giving people cancer

[valhallas-last]

Beating the shit out of people to the tune of a song (probably disco)

[hellenhighwater]

Well those are allllmost done

[codebreakerblue]

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

[hellenhighwater]

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

[jackfromthefairytale]

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

They're actually a really dark purple

[fishofthewoods]

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

[hellenhighwater]

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

[nobodywasneverhere]

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

The heart wants what the heart wants

[fred-the-dinosaur]

this reads like a muppet sketch

[fred-the-dinosaur]

see? See!??!

[hellenhighwater]

You're not wrong

[hellenhighwater]

This post is less than six months old.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[no-one-offical]

‎

[autistic-reptile]

sorry I saw a post about AAVE and got fired up and had to make this

[bramble-klawe]

thing i made. is this accurate

idk im just kinda pissed off rn

[vinterfeminism]

Am I allowed to add this too

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[jakejavu-offical]

JARONA!

[valhallas-last]

Jake-rona!