tomsfoolery

he/they guy who posts about d&d and malevolent and whatever else man idk. unfortunately for everyone else i also write

[tomsfoolery]

introduction post :]

IF YOU'RE HERE FOR MALEVOLENT FOLLOW @john-does-middle-finger

hii!! my name is Tom and i write too much. and perhaps occasionally spend way too much time on rdr2 or bg3. also i am the most normal man you will ever meet and definitely not made of mold.

[tomsfoolery]

drew my most dearly beloved for artfight Vyserion you are my pride and joy I hate you

he makes bets with people and then makes sure the coin that seals it is embedded in their flesh isn’t that so neat guys

sometimes he’s a magpie, sometimes he’s someone else, and sometimes he’s a self he did away with a long, long, long, time ago

my af is tomsfoolery, and I’m team fossils :)

[zocramble]

FORCING people to watch my 6-2 brutal p-rank by disguising it as a shitpost

[tomsfoolery]

behold: the most lore relevant and important npc for my d&d campaign

he is wanted in every country and every timeline. the crime? caring too much.

[stricatul]

one of my sexual fantasies is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

[lace-dreams]

“Average person eats 5 statements a day” factoid actually a statistical error. Statements Jon, who lives in the archives and eats 10,000 statements per hour is an outlier and should not have been included.

[forgetful-nerd]

I’m tagging this as every iteration because it could fit every iteration, but I’m choosing to use the 2012 turtles as they are my favorite.

[hychlorions]

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

[sourtrot-deactivated20250818]

needed to get this idea out quickly

[tomsfoolery]

diabolical yaoi

[stillmissing]

starting a collection #blackmold

[tomsfoolery]

true freedom is never having to use those fuckass university dryers ever again

[tomsfoolery]

I fucking love pinto beans so much ougmhf

[tomsfoolery]

extremely open minded and agreeable mark be like:

yar har I’m convincible

[glitter-glue-from-the-void]

rip colin becher you would have hated cabinet man by lemon demon

[tomsfoolery]

greatest thing about having ocs is I get to imagine exactly how they would sleep and how their only goal is warmth because none of them ever get to feel it thanks to that evil guy in the sky (me)

[papayajuan2019]

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool